Even the most "glass joe" type of fighter would be overqualified to make Punk look good. The question is...where does Punk go if he loses his first UFC match?
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Even the most "glass joe" type of fighter would be overqualified to make Punk look good. The question is...where does Punk go if he loses his first UFC match?
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pantsattack
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Get Yves Lavigne in there for the bad stoppage (or ref slips and misses a foul) Dusty finish...
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
He's not even in the theme song. Doesn't count.
Dr Duncan Steel
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So I saw both Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger within the last two days and I gotta say, Harrison Ford is absolutely great when it comes to being an unassuming, kinda boring/awkward desk dweeb. Gonna watch Hunt for Red October since I hear great things about that one. What say you, WrassleGAF, what do you think of Tom Clancy's body of work?
I like those movies.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Patriot Games got real boring at some point. Sean Bean was just so one-dimensional to me. Clear and Present was way more badass.
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Punk losing would bring the same amount of entertainment, tbh
Clark+Domingo 4 lyfe
Punk losing would bring the same amount of entertainment, tbh
Sure he is. HERE COMES THE AX, HERE COMES THE SMASHER, THE DEMOLITION, ALSO HERE'S CRUSH.
It's a later version of the theme. Probably not on youtube or anywhere else. Super rare.
Great movies, especially Red October and Clear and Present Danger. I wish they would have made a movie based on "Red Storm Rising" even though it's not a Jack Ryan story, but oh well.
slightconfuse
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UFC has 500 fighters under contract. There are more than enough jobbers to choose from
avengers23
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Red Storm Rising is his best novel. FACT.
Truth.
There's not one he can beat, even at 125 lbs. An thasa straight up shoot.
Jezbollah
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Red October as a flick is pretty great. I think Alec Baldwin did an OK job.
Without Remorse, Cardinal Of The Kremlin and Debt Of Honor are particular favourites of mine. I dont think we'll see the latter ever become a film given that
the ending has a Japanese pilot crash a 747 into the Capitol building
Punk has stated repeatedly he doesn't care of he loses. He gave it a go and if it doesn't work he just moves on.
This blood thirst everyone has to laugh at him if he fails, he hasn't failed, he is doing far more interesting shit than us nerds sat behind a keyboard or on a phone. He doesn't give a shit is his UFC career is a joke, it was an experience, a huge paycheck and an extra story to chronicle his life.
I'm jealous as I wish my jobs were as entertaining as his.
This blood thirst everyone has to laugh at him if he fails, he hasn't failed, he is doing far more interesting shit than us nerds sat behind a keyboard or on a phone. He doesn't give a shit is his UFC career is a joke, it was an experience, a huge paycheck and an extra story to chronicle his life.
I'm jealous as I wish my jobs were as entertaining as his.
¡HarlequinPanic!
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are you cm punk?
slightconfuse
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LASER ENGRAVED
Nocturnowl
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Deep down we're all lashing out after we lost one of the few people who could make a segment interesting on Raw even when he was trapped in the Punkverse.
Or some people want to see his grouchy face punched in, who knows?
They were a tempting deal back when TNA ran house shows.
In their hay day, people bought them and they came with lifetime backstage passes at TNA house shows. All you had to do was bring it with you and you got into the back stage meet and greet they always did. Don West legit almost sold me one in person, but I thought better of it.....they were like closer to $200 or so then.
Reminds me when people were labelling Punk bitter. No shit he was bitter, there is nothing wrong with being bitter and taking your time to get over it. He admitted it and moved on.
WWE is some of the worst written, booked and performed mainstream wrestling known to man. We are all stupid for enjoying this type of entertainment, we really are.
WWE is some of the worst written, booked and performed mainstream wrestling known to man. We are all stupid for enjoying this type of entertainment, we really are.
You know you want one slap nuts
That Wade Barrett booking is just incredible. Lana and Ziggler my god have they made a masterpiece with that. Let's not forget about Kane and the glorious performances they've gotten out of him.
Agreed friend. I feel like if CM Phil was really killing it in training, there would be more talk around it. Duke still won't discuss any of the "mock fights" they're putting him through.
lovely ladies
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I'm pretty sure Jessamyn Duke would give him all he can handle.
I loaded the FFXIV demo trial on my Playstation Four.
The first news item that pops up is news about Ceremonies of Eternal Bonding. How to apply, what garments the bride and groom should wear, how to pick the right venue, how many guests to invite to your magical ceremony, the officiant and type of ceremony, the gifts for the guests, special chocobo limousine rental.
This is the shit Xavier Woods has a YouTube channel about huh.
And the tuxedos and gowns are such tacky, garish affairs that would have Tim Gunn shuddering. How do I become a digital designer to remedy such disasters in Final Fantasy formalwear? What level do I need to be.
The first news item that pops up is news about Ceremonies of Eternal Bonding. How to apply, what garments the bride and groom should wear, how to pick the right venue, how many guests to invite to your magical ceremony, the officiant and type of ceremony, the gifts for the guests, special chocobo limousine rental.
This is the shit Xavier Woods has a YouTube channel about huh.
And the tuxedos and gowns are such tacky, garish affairs that would have Tim Gunn shuddering. How do I become a digital designer to remedy such disasters in Final Fantasy formalwear? What level do I need to be.
Hustle Loyalty Respect!
Lana and Ziggler you can kind of excuse.
WWE booking is always at it's worse when they have to work around sudden injuries.
They have a long track record of angles you can point to that have they had to change quickly because of injuries and they either just kind of tread water or sucked.
WWE booking is always at it's worse when they have to work around sudden injuries.
They have a long track record of angles you can point to that have they had to change quickly because of injuries and they either just kind of tread water or sucked.
The fact that he moved to Milwaukee tells me that Duke and Cush had a "Come to Jesus Meeting" in regards to his progress as a mixed martialist.
It won't be long until he's greenlit on a daily basis, battered until he becomes a moldable husk of humanity. Single, without friends, every dollar to his name tied into Roufusport affiliate gyms, both rotator cuffs turned into cotton candy, with only Coach Cush's shoulder to cry on. Only then will he find the way.
FlammableD
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TOD is all done. Have a taster.
Wikipedia tells me Gage hit an artery and they had to airlift him out... We get a backstage shot of Gage covered in blood again, with people saying "Call 911 right now" and "Get to DJ's house." The audio cuts out for a moment, then comes back with the medical person (I'm not going to assume they're trained) saying "I'm just trying to save your life". Gage replies "It hurts! Just wrap it up, I've got one move to do". 3 separate people firmly tell him "NO" before the audio cuts again. Gage again says he's got one move to do. The medical person is freaking out on the phone to 911. Gage keeps trying to go out and finish. Then he tries to cut a promo and tells the medical person to shut up. He then tells them to cut the camera, and that's where we end. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Wikipedia tells me Gage hit an artery and they had to airlift him out... We get a backstage shot of Gage covered in blood again, with people saying "Call 911 right now" and "Get to DJ's house." The audio cuts out for a moment, then comes back with the medical person (I'm not going to assume they're trained) saying "I'm just trying to save your life". Gage replies "It hurts! Just wrap it up, I've got one move to do". 3 separate people firmly tell him "NO" before the audio cuts again. Gage again says he's got one move to do. The medical person is freaking out on the phone to 911. Gage keeps trying to go out and finish. Then he tries to cut a promo and tells the medical person to shut up. He then tells them to cut the camera, and that's where we end. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
blackaroni
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I miss owlie's drawings.
¡HarlequinPanic!
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I am not CM Punk
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https://twitter.com/VelVelHoller/status/615628332474851328
https://twitter.com/VelVelHoller/status/615653643606474753
So everybody at TNA has officially given up even looking professional before they shutter
Also buckle up friends, tonight's main event is No DQ Ambrose/Reigns vs Rollins/Kane
Somebody photoshop God King Kane chokeslamming Ambrose and Reigns with one hand in place of Brock on that photo
https://twitter.com/VelVelHoller/status/615653643606474753
So everybody at TNA has officially given up even looking professional before they shutter
Also buckle up friends, tonight's main event is No DQ Ambrose/Reigns vs Rollins/Kane
Somebody photoshop God King Kane chokeslamming Ambrose and Reigns with one hand in place of Brock on that photo
Joanna Jediknightsoftheoldrepublic would style on him.
Makes me wish we had Twitter during the end of WCW....or ECW for that matter.
lovely ladies
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Professor Beef
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I'm CM Punk you fucking marks.
Future Foundation
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Did I dream the last few years of TNA? Because that would make some sense.