Sex Life
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Horse Detective
Why the long case?
No I simply am too busy and my skills shall be applied elsewhere
BeforeU
Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.
Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
I'm more into sex death.
Think about the opportunity costs!
No sex = more free time and energy.
Global warming could be stopped.
Backlogs could be finished.
Baron_Calamity
Member
Lets see... I'm married for 23 years. Today is Tuesday.. so... Nope, haven't had sex this year.
themagicalkitsune
Member
Hm this 'sex' thing sounds interesting! Tell me what you read about it OP.
Wait, what did you discuss 5 years in, sex, human experience, what?
kamineko
Does his best thinking in the flying car
1) Sometimes
2) Yes to both
3) Sometimes. Sex can be amazing or just crap. Can feel like a chore if you aren't into it. The idea of sex, by contrast, seems consistently good
4) Not so much
4a) I've kind of done all that stuff before. I'm not knocking it, but it just isn't the life for me. People should do whatever feels right for them; it's a personal choice
2) Yes to both
3) Sometimes. Sex can be amazing or just crap. Can feel like a chore if you aren't into it. The idea of sex, by contrast, seems consistently good
4) Not so much
4a) I've kind of done all that stuff before. I'm not knocking it, but it just isn't the life for me. People should do whatever feels right for them; it's a personal choice
anarckitty
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Taco Tuesday should have multiple meanings.
DizzyCaffeine
Member
But it's July....
lol
15 minutes? I went down on the last girl I slept with for longer than that.
It's terribly sad that this is even written/published.In an attempt to see if this thread can be salvaged I have seen this recommended everywhere:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060538260/?tag=neogaf0e-20
I wonder if it's worth reading if I have already seen Nina Hartleys instructionals. Seriously, if anybody should be on the US 20 Dollar bill, it is Nina Hartley. That woman is more of a saint than Virgin Mary in what good she has done for virgins trying to pick up their oral game.
InfiniteBento
Member
I'm sorry.
Why's that? Not everyone can be talented sex gods.
ReturnOfTheRAT
Member
What the hell would be the point then...
That's definitely not how a healthy relationship should work.
I love taco Tuesday.
SaganIsGOAT
Junior Member
We are monogamous and both despise cheaters.
We bang all the time. She uses BC
Tried anal once but her whispering eye is so nice and tight I keep coming back.
We both enjoy oral.
We finger pop each other's assholes
We bang all the time. She uses BC
Tried anal once but her whispering eye is so nice and tight I keep coming back.
We both enjoy oral.
We finger pop each other's assholes
Omegasquash
Member
As I've gotten older (I'm 35, FWIW), my sex life has matured and flourished. I'm happily married to a vibrant, wonderful woman. We're done having children, and as they get older, we've been able to better enjoy how we interact, versus necessarily depending on one another for an extra set of eyes or hands to mind the little ones.
It's never been better. We're open with one another, and we keep that openness in every aspect of our lives together. Sometimes we do what you'd call making love, sometimes fuck, sometimes be passionate. And I think the key for me was to simply let go of the need to do it right, or to act a certain way, or to hope for availability on her part. When I started just being me (I'm sure that working out helped), things started to happen.
And don't get me wrong, I enjoy going on a date with her just as much. Sure I LIKE having sex more than dinner and a movie, but there's something about being completely and totally in "like" makes everything that much more fun. Even the sex.
Definitely the sex.
It's never been better. We're open with one another, and we keep that openness in every aspect of our lives together. Sometimes we do what you'd call making love, sometimes fuck, sometimes be passionate. And I think the key for me was to simply let go of the need to do it right, or to act a certain way, or to hope for availability on her part. When I started just being me (I'm sure that working out helped), things started to happen.
And don't get me wrong, I enjoy going on a date with her just as much. Sure I LIKE having sex more than dinner and a movie, but there's something about being completely and totally in "like" makes everything that much more fun. Even the sex.
Definitely the sex.
Leaving thread disappointed.
Yes. People who tell you sex stops after marriage are doing it wrong.
Sure. Lots of times. Plenty of spontaneity happens to though. And we have extended each other standing 'If I'm as sleep and your horny, have it" permissions. Nice way to wake up.
Very. Needs more spanking tho.
Have had threesome in the past, was fun, but we got it out of our systems.
Sure. Lots of times. Plenty of spontaneity happens to though. And we have extended each other standing 'If I'm as sleep and your horny, have it" permissions. Nice way to wake up.
Very. Needs more spanking tho.
Have had threesome in the past, was fun, but we got it out of our systems.
TheKaeptain
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A week or so since the last time. Some random chick I met at a friend's house. She was alright. Couldn't head to save her life tho.
I was planning on boning my friend's sister and she's DTF but I just don't have the time for it this week. I'll be leaving back to LA on Friday. So next time I am in Fresno she's going to get it.
On the 13th I am meeting up with a friend I haven't seen in a few months. She's already told me to bring wine and condoms to her hotel room.
Sex life is good in fact I am going to take a few months break from sleeping around.
barely?
I was planning on boning my friend's sister and she's DTF but I just don't have the time for it this week. I'll be leaving back to LA on Friday. So next time I am in Fresno she's going to get it.
On the 13th I am meeting up with a friend I haven't seen in a few months. She's already told me to bring wine and condoms to her hotel room.
Sex life is good in fact I am going to take a few months break from sleeping around.
I had my first threesome ever close to a month ago
barely?
Eh, I commented on a whim. Who else did you expect to post other than people complaining and people bragging?
Pretty much all these threads bring out.
Cameron122
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I've been called meals on wheels in my time
So is posting on a video game forum about something other than video games.
Checkmate.
AwesomePossum
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sometimes it's better to be terrible at sex so the woman won't keep the baby just to keep you.
Freewheelin'
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what is sex
baby dont pork me
dont pork me
no
baby dont pork me
dont pork me
no
IISANDERII
Member
Had sex last night. She was on her period but i was too horny so i went for it. May have preferred to just get head but she's not that good at it yet.
In my experience sex gets better as a relationship grows so the best is yet to come.
In my experience sex gets better as a relationship grows so the best is yet to come.
Touché
If I may interject a new question though: 30+ GAF, have you noticed your libido dropping off? Or increasing?
QuicheFontaine
Member
Is that what you call masturbation?
real_slime
Banned
i haven't read much of this topic but i'm gonna assume that some of the people who haven't had sex came out to post their misery and some of the people who have had sex and want to seem like they have more than they do are moaning about not having had sex in a while like it's something that usually just happens to them
In an attempt to see if this thread can be salvaged I have seen this recommended everywhere:
This book is pretty lame
Maybe i was already rocking that downtown game when I read it, but it says nothing that a smart girl/guy cant figure out after a few minutes downstairs
Messofanego
Banned
That pic and oral reminded me of grapefruit (nsfw lol)In an attempt to see if this thread can be salvaged I have seen this recommended everywhere:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060538260/?tag=neogaf0e-20
I wonder if it's worth reading if I have already seen Nina Hartleys instructionals. Seriously, if anybody should be on the US 20 Dollar bill, it is Nina Hartley. That woman is more of a saint than Virgin Mary in what good she has done for virgins trying to pick up their oral game.
PassiveObserver
Member
Could be better.
Married 7 years in 2 weeks from now. We have a healthy relationship; usually do it 2 or 3 times a week.
She indeed does come first..I think that's what keeps her coming back.
BC by way of vasectomy a few years back. Best decision I ever made.
No swinging/swapping. We both disagree with it entirely, as well as cheating.
She indeed does come first..I think that's what keeps her coming back.
BC by way of vasectomy a few years back. Best decision I ever made.
No swinging/swapping. We both disagree with it entirely, as well as cheating.
John Kowalski
Banned
I don't see what burritos have to do with sex though.
Nonexistant. Been that way for years. It's actually just maybe the last six months or so that I've started to "suffer" from the lack of sex. My sex drive is normal and I've kept the need for sex at bay with masturbation since my desire to "put myself out there" etc. is also nonexistant. Lately though I've been experiencing the need and desire for sex in a much more intense way than before. Porn ain't cutting it anymore. Suddenly I find myself wanting to fuck everything that moves (only women though).
I don't love my current partner (in the emotional sense) but she's a very close friend who adds value to my life and the sex is great. I guess we have sex about 5-8 times per week. She comes over and it's all very aggressive on both sides.
I'm not sure what other details I should include... we haven't known each other very long. Maybe 5 months or so? She may want a relationship and my friends have asked if we are in one. But we're not.
I'm not sure what other details I should include... we haven't known each other very long. Maybe 5 months or so? She may want a relationship and my friends have asked if we are in one. But we're not.
source please?
this is my waifu
edit: nevermind found it. the first 4 seconds. my night just got a lot better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXQZsekcg58&index=119&list=PLFE010B0EEA9E5F06
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