Splatoon |OT3| Feel Good Ink

Fuck tourneys, we need to do hilarious dumb bullshit when the patch launches. All bucket rooms, all brush rooms, all everyone-put-beakons-on-the-spawn rooms, and whatever else people can think of.

The Hiro's Path: A tale of perseverance in the face of cruel squid on kid violence. Lightly sprinkled with some GAF metacommentary on Gold Aerospray da gawd.

I love the part where he walks right up the roller then turns right around at the last second like "lol nope."
 
Fuck tourneys, we need to do hilarious dumb bullshit when the patch launches. All bucket rooms, all brush rooms, all everyone-put-beakons-on-the-spawn rooms, and whatever else people can think of.



I love the part where he walks right up the roller then turns right around at the last second like "lol nope."

I just adore how much stuff he'd get into immediately after I'd get splatted. It's like an artsy off screen cut every time he gets bodied with my favorite being when he's jumping towards the camera and everyone ever is chasing down that same alley. :lol
 
i don't know if there's a competitive multiplayer shooter game in existence where I don't loath

a) enemy snipers
b) my own fucking team

i want to throttle everyone in this room
 
Oh man, that match was stressful. The enemy team took a huge early lead, like 84-13. In the last minute we managed to get a good push to 8-13. But then they gained control again with like 4 seconds left and made a huge push in OT. When the game ended I legit didn't know if we had managed to regain control, or if they had managed to pass us, it was so close.

I'm done with ranked for tonight.
 
that feeling when you narrowly win a grueling 5 minute back and forth and then get utterly stomped in less than 30 seconds on the next game
 
Yo, who ever that was, my weapon has like the highest TTK of any shooter in the game, if you're up close you can probably kill me even if I've already landed a hit or to don't run.
 
I love the part where he walks right up the roller then turns right around at the last second like "lol nope."

That has got to be my favorite part. Especially with the "Watch out buddy." I was literally dying of laughter in my office when this was going on live. So good.
 
Nah somebody else showed up and got me from the side.


Damn. Completely outplayed.
Yeah, I know that happened, but it looked like you had an opportunity to take me down as I came out of Kraken before that guy showed up, but maybe you just noticed him before I did.

I just got lucky really, I didn't know he was there.
 
Yeah, I know that happened, but it looked like you had an opportunity to take me down as I came out of Kraken before that guy showed up, but maybe you just noticed him before I did.

I just got lucky really, I didn't know he was there.

I thought I had you too, got a couple shots off, but it just wasn't meant to be.

lol, azure and dan 1v1 snipers.
 
I just adore how much stuff he'd get into immediately after I'd get splatted. It's like an artsy off screen cut every time he gets bodied with my favorite being when he's jumping towards the camera and everyone ever is chasing down that same alley. :lol

That has got to be my favorite part. Especially with the "Watch out buddy." I was literally dying of laughter in my office when this was going on live. So good.

LOL this was literally gold, that part where the ink mine got him, I busted out laughing xD did he stay in that room right after? And yea, there's gotta escort style rooms haha
 
Man you guys have really stepped up your game over the last 2 months. I remember being pretty even with everyone but now I feel like I'm falling behind. I guess that's what happens when you don't play for a while. Gonna have to step it up.
 
Need to switch weapons. Keep forgetting that the Killer Wail leaves you immobile for so long, and no one ever seems to use my beacons.

EDIT: The maps just rotated, huh? Now I'm stuck in a lobby with no one in it. Great.

EDIT 2: Ugh, can't join because session is full. Guess I'm done then. GGs.
 
Even though I haven't been in the room since the comm error in walleye, GGs everyone! I actually played the best I have in a good while, which is great. The road to the August update continues...
 
Another comm error.

Let's see how I do with a different weapon...

EDIT: Yet another comm error right when I try to rejoin. Guess that's my cue to stop, then. GGs all!

So nerve-wracking playing against so many good Charger players.
 
Wow, playing Arowana Mall with a sniper rifle is boring as fuck.
Stop playing campy E=Liter then, Go Ninja Burst Bomb Charger. =D
Another comm error.

Let's see how I do with a different weapon...

EDIT: Yet another comm error right when I try to rejoin. Guess that's my cue to stop, then. GGs all!

So nerve-wracking playing against so many good Charger players.

Especially so when 3 of them are against you. D= ChargerGAF was almost always on the other team. I was a lone sniper in a lot of those games. =(
 
Stop playing campy E=Liter then, Go Ninja Burst Bomb Charger. =D


Especially so when 3 of them are against you. D= ChargerGAF was almost always on the other team. I was a lone sniper in a lot of those games. =(
Trust me, you don't want to be on Azure's team. :(

GG everyone, I'll leave you guys with a miiverse post that I enjoyed. (My reaction is quite opposite when I splat you guys)


Oh btw Vert, if you disconnect more than 3 times in a row, could you sit out for a while? It's unfair doing 3v4. :/

I was having tech issues with my pc and dozing off at the same time. Fatigue just kicked me in the face it seems. :lol
I was just messing around, it's always fun playing with/against you (although it's more fun going against you lol).
 
Another comm error.

Let's see how I do with a different weapon...

EDIT: Yet another comm error right when I try to rejoin. Guess that's my cue to stop, then. GGs all!

So nerve-wracking playing against so many good Charger players.

I definitely apologize for sniping you those times you stepped out of the range of your splash wall. I also apologize for sniping you as the wall was still in its thrown arc, that's a trick shot I can't help but go for whenever I can :lol

Trust me, you don't want to be on Azure's team. :(

I was having tech issues with my pc and dozing off at the same time. Fatigue just kicked me in the face it seems. :lol

ggs everyone
 
Trust me, you don't want to be on Azure's team. :(

GG everyone, I'll leave you guys with a miiverse post that I enjoyed. (My reaction is quite opposite when I splat you guys)



Oh btw Vert, if you disconnect more than 3 times in a row, could you sit out for a while? It's unfair doing 3v4. :/


I was just messing around, it's always fun playing with/against you (although it's more fun going against you lol).
Highlight of my day was countersniping both you and Azure back to back at the Dome. Still, there's a certain adrenaline rush that happens when two lasers aim at you and your own laser comes out victorious. =D

BTW, did you notice some frame drops as we were bomb rushing? I thought I did. I lol'd.
I definitely apologize for sniping you those times you stepped out of the range of your splash wall. I also apologize for sniping you as the wall was still in its thrown arc, that's a trick shot I can't help but go for whenever I can :lol



I was having tech issues with my pc and dozing off at the same time. Fatigue just kicked me in the face it seems. :lol

ggs everyone

Yeah, GGs. It looks like you're finally lrning2throwbombs. =D I did get a bit sad when you left after Robot and I joined, but I guess you got sleepy.

What kind of issues are you having with your PC? Hard drive issues?



Great games, Robot. Double Rapid Blaster was fun. I would say that that one match where I went 16/1 at the Kelp Dome was the highlight of the night, but it was vs mostly randoms. I did like my SJ escape that one time at the mall. An all Blaster room should happen after the all Charger room. =D
 
I've landed myself in the awkward position of Turf War with randoms being almost the same degree of hell as Ranked.

I play a lot with my sister, who usually starts the room. She focuses more on coverage, meaning she typically has a lower kill count, so the randoms she gets matched with are easier. In those rooms I get sometimes very high kill counts. This has completely screwed my matchmaking, because now whenever I start a room, I get paired with max level Japanese players from hell.
 
Okay I think I'm done. I can't handle constantly going 3/11 or whatever against teams of blasters, rollers and snipers that are better than I'll ever be. I'll come back after the update to see if the matchmaking's any better but I'm not having fun and I'm probably pissing off the people whose teams I'm dragging down <.<
 
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