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[Emperor Bohe]

 

[Jaymageck]

It's been a while since I've seen a genuinely hilariously bad looking game. Bravo.

 

[7DollarHagane]

ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOBILE ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THESE CONSOLE CRYBABIES

CEL SHADE IT WHO GIVES A FUCK

 

[texhnolyze]

Damn, those screens look terrible.
How much does the game cost? $20?

 

[GavinGT]

Bullshot. Nice try, Robomodo.

 

[7DollarHagane]

I made this last time there was a Tony Hawk 5 screenshot thread. It's gotten even worse since then.

 

[Infernal Monkey]

I like how they've just randomly pasted some character models in the background to make things look more exciting.

Shame they forgot to include shadows for them.

 

[amnesiac]

Could you guys stop making fun of this game? It might be good.

Spoiler

It's not going to be, is it?

 

[sector4]

Spoiler

I am so sorry to the couple whose photo I bastardised

 

[Roshin]

I feel like they're focusing on making it look better, so they can get it out the door quick, and grab whatever sales they can get, before the reviews murder it.

I could be wrong, though. Maybe it's the best skateboard game ever.

 

[antitrop]

Come on guys, cut them some slack, at least they listened to the criticism

Put a band-aid on a bullet wound more like.

 

[aussiedude08]

This looks like crap, i fear how bad the reviews will be. It also looks like a game that will end up in PS+/GWG and everyone will bitch about it again.

Its like the game is trying to be a 90's style game but no one was told how 90's to make it.

 

[antitrop]

Damn, those screens look terrible.
How much does the game cost? $20?

 

[Arc]

The last real game was Proving Ground right? Does anyone have high res screen shots of it? It's got to look better than this.

 

[Komo]

Cel shading definitely helps make it look more presentable, but I wasn't really complaining about the visuals in the first place.

As long as the gameplay's good, I'll be pleased!

 

[Floridian]

My heart hurts

 

[qa_engineer]

Okay this made me chuckle. Catgif.gifs always make me chuckle and I'm a dog person.

 

[breakfuss]

Mess..

How did this get soooooo bad?

 

[lifeexpectancy]

Somebody got paid to okay these screenshots. To say, 'yeah okay, these are good, this is what people want to see.' Somebody with actual human eyeballs.

Thanks for the laughs, Activision!

I died. This game will spawn a generation of gaming trash-talk memes.

 

[0racle]

Every time I take a sip of my beverage I spit it out as soon as I read the next post. My god this thread delivers.

 

[collige]

I like how they've just randomly pasted some character models in the background to make things look more exciting.



Shame they forgot to include shadows for them.

As terrible as this game looks, they didn't. The shadow is clearly visible in the second pic and the angles in the first and third pics would make the shadow be offscreen. If they were gonna bother bullshotting this, they would at least downsample the screenshots before literally Photoshopping pics. Plus, the multiplayer/online interaction is basically the only selling point of the game that they've tried to show off.

 

[Jarrod38]

No one ask for DLC for Shred.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Atleast the game provided some good threads.

At this point though, I'd rather they cancel it. Nothing about this game looks right at all.

 

[0racle]

The first next gen game built from the ground up on Microsoft paint.

 

[ghst]

it's like when you first discover image filters when you're polishing up your dope geocities backdrop.

 

[alr1ght]

I like how they're vignette'd as well.

 

[0racle]

 

[graboids]

man... I wanted this to be good, hope it plays well at least...

 

[blackjaw]

This is what happens when your boss wanted a mobile game and you wanted a console game.

Fail.

Sad

 

[0racle]

I would love to be a fly on the wall during their next meeting after they read this thread.

 

[SparkTR]

This is what happens when your boss wanted a mobile game and you wanted a console game.

Fail.

Sad

I'm guessing is was the opposite. Robomodo were in the middle of making Pro Skater Mobile when Activision decided they could sell it for $60 instead.

 

[Mass One]

This game is

Spoiler

Looking Good.

 

[nikos]

Seems like a last minute decision due to feedback.

I'm reserving judgement until seeing it in motion.

 

[pixelation]

Looks hella weird.

 

[BTM]

How is this even possible? Do the creators of this thing think it even looks good?

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

This just hurts, years ago (in the throws of RIDE...) this would have been a dream idea (actually get a Tony Hawk # sequel). But not like this....

It needed to be a downloadable title, with modular map packs, and a solid engine/physics. Like Zen Pinball version of Tony Hawk.

ugh.

 

[MiguelItUp]

"Hey, so everyone thinks the project looks like a PS2/XBOX game." "Really? I think it looks great! Let's just go ahead and change the art style, surely it'll be well accepted then!"

No.

 

[Alo81]

It always surprises me how hyperbolically hateful gamers can be towards video games.

 

[Pez]

Hahahaha

This is worthy of an avatar.

 

[Darkangel]

Was the game developed using Sketchup?

 

[Tain]

that classic visual trick for when your game looks bland: half-assed outlines on your characters

the Borderlands approach

 

[Nights87]

 

[Azure Dream]

Oh.


Oh.

(You even changed the door, nice.)

 

[antitrop]

This thread is infinitely better than the game will be.

 

[Seik]

I love you guys.

Threads like these reminds me how much I love you all. :lol

 

[Anung]

Oh My God. Amazing!

 

[Dinjoralo]

Dear God, these photoshops are going to be the death of me.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

The faces look absolutely creepy. Wtf

 

[PdotMichael]

That's the moment a reasonable operating company would cancel that game because it would bomb anyway and it would damage or the destroy the brand.

 

[SparkTR]

That's the moment a reasonable operating company would cancel that game because it would bomb anyway and it would damage or the destroy the brand.

There's nothing left of the brand to destroy. The games budget is also probably so small even a meager amount of sales will make it worthwhile.