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[UFO]

Peaches (the band) are amazing.

 

[Brakke]

What things made you the hardest in your life.

 

[Rest]

My johnson water keeps touching American toilets

 

[NateDog]

My johnson water keeps touching American toilets

My American keeps touching Johnson's toilets

 

[Zombine]

Peaches (the song) is amazing.

Peaches (the other song) is good.

 

[Browny]

The U.S. is choking on its nutz and it’s going to get worse

Edit: Tweaking In Public

 

[Timeaisis]

An American keeps touching my Johnson, Waters..

 

[Daedardus]

I told my girlfriend that life is just a dream and that we can escape it together

Now a Japanese businessman hired me to sabotage his competitor.

 

[Timeaisis]

So, who's getting MGSV next week?

Is MGSV a game you are buying?

So, let's talk about MGSV.

If you aren't buying MGSV, why?

Has your mother heard of MGSV?

It's been a long time since we've had a thread about MGSV.

Gamespot: Our complete list of 10/10 reviews for MGSV and how they're decided

 

[hipbabboom]

Do you guys mod will let me create a political action group thread here on GAF gathered under the common interest of GAFfers? A brave soul tried but I think his heart was in the wrong place. I wanted to run some titles by you folks before approaching the mods. Some ideas:

1. Fap for Change
2. The Million-Man Fap
3. Lets Fap America Greatly Again
4. Fap the People
5. Lets Ejaculate on the Face of Liberty

 

[Brakke]

I'm so sad that thread got locked. I have to know more.

 

[Chariot]

What the hell is Toronto, anyway?

 

[Daedardus]

Will I fail my math test?

GAF I'm in high school and tomorrow I have my first test on homogeneous linear equations with constant coefficients, but I fear I will fail. I've studied everything from Sturm-Liouville to Euler-Lagrange to Laplace equation but I don't know if this will be enough. I don't want to be kicked out of high-school, guys.

 

[hipbabboom]

Will I fail my math test?

GAF I'm in high school and tomorrow I have my first test on homogeneous linear equations with constant coefficients, but I fear I will fail. I've studied everything from Sturm-Liouville to Euler-Lagrange to Laplace equation but I don't know if this will be enough. I don't want to be kicked out of high-school, guys.

Jerk off and then buy a mac

 

[John Kowalski]

zombine do you really hate me? i think you're pretty cool tbh

 

[Zombine]

zombine do you really hate me? i think you're pretty cool tbh

No not at all you're awesome lol

With that said:

Can Zombine Parody Too Hard?

 

[John Kowalski]

lol ZING

please b i'm so above you

 

[Zombine]

 

[maxcriden]

Inferior brand name items at Walmart compared to regular toilet paper stores.

ETA: the exchange above reminds me of this particular bromance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToyoBTiwZ6c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH2qCLNklas

 

[Timeaisis]

Did I miss a new chapter of the Kowalski/Zombine saga or what

 

[Daedardus]

What if the next Nintendo handheld was just an empty box?

 

[Zombine]

What if the next Nintendo handheld doesn't have any games?

 

[Arkos]

Do you guys mod will let me create a political action group thread here on GAF gathered under the common interest of GAFfers? A brave soul tried but I think his heart was in the wrong place. I wanted to run some titles by you folks before approaching the mods. Some ideas:

1. Fap for Change
2. The Million-Man Fap
3. Lets Fap America Greatly Again
4. Fap the People
5. Lets Ejaculate on the Face of Liberty

I would go with #2 out of those

 

[Brakke]

Weird things from your mouth.

 

[Zombine]

Weird things from your butt.

 

[Spyder_Monkey]

What if Nintendo's next handheld was nothing?

 

[Timeaisis]

Christian Bale GAF| I believe in Christian Bale

 

[Christine]

What does GAF think of jobs and the women who have them?

 

[NateDog]

What does GAF think of jobs and the women who have them?

What does GAF think of boobs and the women who have them?

 

[Zombine]

What does GAF think of noobs and the people who pwn them?

 

[Forkball]

Weird things from your south.

 

[Shokifer]

Obama to rename Texas as "Denial"

Also: Wow, being shot instantly killed this man's chances in online dating.

 

[M0nochromatic]

Kanye administration to rename Mt. Rushmore as "Yeezus"

 

[Guevara]

Obama to rename Texas as "Denial"

Also: Wow, being shot instantly killed this man's chances in online dating.

I read it this way every time.

 

[maxcriden]

Salads are overrated (Washington Tribune)

 

[John Kowalski]

Chancellor Palpatine urges Anakin Skywalker to run for President

 

[hipbabboom]

Obama to rename Texas as "Denial"

Also: Wow, being shot instantly killed this man's chances in online dating.

After misreading the thread title for the third time, i figured i'd come in here and get it out of my system.

Also...

2015 Fibonacci Techno

 

[Arkos]

MedGAF: 911 PAPER CUT PLS HALP NOW PLS URGENT

 

[maxcriden]

"Marvel Movies" about to actually mean something: they will be good and stuff now

 

[John Kowalski]

Video of Anakin slicing man while surrendering surfaces, Anakin blames Coruscanti news

 

[MikeHattsu]

Shitting in Little Caesars is hilarious

 

[maxcriden]

Ye Olde Daily Revue will be on all analog and social platforms in the Trevor Noah era

 

[Zombine]

Supermarket Sweep Really Is The Best Show Ever

 

[Forgive Me]

Fanbases That Are Just OK

 

[John Kowalski]

Lonely life of Anakin Skywalker, the man with the galaxy's highest midichlorian count

 

[Christine]

Drinking water out of a wine glass

Have you ever had water in a wine glass? (glass with a stem). I was given a cheap set of wine glasses and I don't have any wine to try it with. is the wine that important or is it more of a tradition or snob thing?

 

[Beats]

Now you're playing with power: Acer Z35 Monitor runs at up to 200km/h.

Today (at IFA 2015 in Berlin) Acer announced that the Predator Z35 should "sprint" to up to 200km/h.

It's still not quite clear what exactly this means, but since this is pretty much the first time ever that any monitor is able to run I thought it was worth a thread. Let's hear it for movement in the display market!

 

[MikeHattsu]

Dogs You'd Breed With if Nothing Stood in Your Way

 

[maxcriden]

Top 5 Parody-GAFers

 

[Timeaisis]

Bottom 5 GAFers