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My johnson water keeps touching American toilets
 
The U.S. is choking on its nutz and it’s going to get worse

Edit: Tweaking In Public

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I told my girlfriend that life is just a dream and that we can escape it together

Now a Japanese businessman hired me to sabotage his competitor.
 
So, who's getting MGSV next week?

Is MGSV a game you are buying?

So, let's talk about MGSV.

If you aren't buying MGSV, why?

Has your mother heard of MGSV?

It's been a long time since we've had a thread about MGSV.

Gamespot: Our complete list of 10/10 reviews for MGSV and how they're decided
 
Do you guys mod will let me create a political action group thread here on GAF gathered under the common interest of GAFfers? A brave soul tried but I think his heart was in the wrong place. I wanted to run some titles by you folks before approaching the mods. Some ideas:

  1. Fap for Change
  2. The Million-Man Fap
  3. Lets Fap America Greatly Again
  4. Fap the People
  5. Lets Ejaculate on the Face of Liberty
 
Will I fail my math test?

GAF I'm in high school and tomorrow I have my first test on homogeneous linear equations with constant coefficients, but I fear I will fail. I've studied everything from Sturm-Liouville to Euler-Lagrange to Laplace equation but I don't know if this will be enough. I don't want to be kicked out of high-school, guys.
 
Will I fail my math test?

GAF I'm in high school and tomorrow I have my first test on homogeneous linear equations with constant coefficients, but I fear I will fail. I've studied everything from Sturm-Liouville to Euler-Lagrange to Laplace equation but I don't know if this will be enough. I don't want to be kicked out of high-school, guys.

Jerk off and then buy a mac
 
Do you guys mod will let me create a political action group thread here on GAF gathered under the common interest of GAFfers? A brave soul tried but I think his heart was in the wrong place. I wanted to run some titles by you folks before approaching the mods. Some ideas:

  1. Fap for Change
  2. The Million-Man Fap
  3. Lets Fap America Greatly Again
  4. Fap the People
  5. Lets Ejaculate on the Face of Liberty

I would go with #2 out of those
 
Obama to rename Texas as "Denial"

Also: Wow, being shot instantly killed this man's chances in online dating.

After misreading the thread title for the third time, i figured i'd come in here and get it out of my system.

Also...

2015 Fibonacci Techno
 
Drinking water out of a wine glass

Have you ever had water in a wine glass? (glass with a stem). I was given a cheap set of wine glasses and I don't have any wine to try it with. is the wine that important or is it more of a tradition or snob thing?
 
Now you're playing with power: Acer Z35 Monitor runs at up to 200km/h.

Today (at IFA 2015 in Berlin) Acer announced that the Predator Z35 should "sprint" to up to 200km/h.

It's still not quite clear what exactly this means, but since this is pretty much the first time ever that any monitor is able to run I thought it was worth a thread. Let's hear it for movement in the display market!
 
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