Valkyri von Thanatos
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Kojima's a coward.
He sends the real big boss to do the real villainous shit some place else, and we stay with mcnormal chillcelot spreading messages of goodness and rainbows everywhere.
The story is such a scatterbrained mess too. There's no build up to a climax anywhere in this game. It's fucking abysmally paced. And the best shit is saved for audio recordings? Fucking really?
The truth tapes sound like something that should have been the beginning/intro in cutscene form. Fuck the "twist". What's the point of that even? The interesting shit is between Snake and his clones, not that constant "phantom this phantom that" symbolic babble bullshit. It's his wretched legacy, his perversion of the Joy's future. But that's absent or was cut from the game lol... Fuck off Kojima.
There's no character development anywhere, save for Huey, barely. And what a dumb ass psycho he was.
Quiet was just some random bitch that was loyal to the penis, rather than the mission, served no fucking purpose...
Turns out Skull Face pampered Big Boss through everything he "accomplished" in his glory days. Fucks sake...
What a goddamned mess. I can't believe I've been a fan of these series for so long, waiting for that brilliance to become fully realized with more capable hardware. And this fucking hack squanders everything salvageable after MGS4.
I wouldn't say exactly that he was a "coward" for not doing that story. I think in some ways he really doesn't want to make BB who he becomes eventually, and wants to avoid it, but I think the main reason he didn't do that story is because I think he honestly just thinks that would be boring and that this story is much better. So I wouldn't say he's necessarily "a coward", just someone who has sometimes too much "imagination" for his own good.
should have been the tagline on the TPP cover.
Damn, Skullface has seen his fair share of fire, so believe him when he says "IT BUUUUURNS!"
Kojima shouldn't be allowed to write his games. It isn't his forte.
MGS4, PW and MGSV are what happen when bad ideas can't be vetoed.
He's a game director. Quiet is what results when Kojima advises Shinkawa on character design, and that guy has the deciding hand in the story.
I feel like you could throw a stone in a room of writers and hit someone who would have done MGSV more justice.
My problems with the plot started with its rejection of the given premise, but that's what MGS2 already did so its not really inherently unexpected or problematic. What really sucks is just how bad what story is actually there is.
So, I think I heard the most depressing defense on why Ocelot is the most boring bland nothing character in this game.
It's because it's the first time we've ever seen him not manipulating anyone, or planning to betray anyone. So the Ocelot in literally every other game isn't the real Ocelot. The Ocelot you've seen up to now has always been an act, basically almost all of him. The real Ocelot is apparently perfectly comfortable just staying on the base, doing nothing, following orders, being a janitor. Being nothing.
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The Ocelot you liked never existed.
Nooooooooooo!!! (Kiefer "Noooo")
Kojima is humanist towards clones.
I hope in MGS6 they reveal that Big Boss's gunshot actually didn't kill The Boss because she had parasites that helped her survive, and right before the MiGS showed up Skullface went up to The Boss to finish the job. But before he killed her The Boss told Skullface she knew what his job was and told him to be his own man instead of a puppet for Zero.
Then it's revealed that the vision The Boss told Snake wasn't actually her TRUE vision, and she tells Skullface that her TRUE vision is to unify the world by the one thing everyone on the planet has the potential to share. Language. But Skullface took it the wrong way and wanted to unify the world by destroying all other languages.
And then in Portable Ops right before Gene died while Snake was making his Pre-Pre Outer Heaven speech, Skullface tried to kill him but Gene told him to carry on his will to create a nation for soldiers that weren't puppets for the government. And this made Skullface begin his plans to kill Zero and Big Boss because of how his fate was tied to the two of them.
And finally, in the post credits scene Skullface is reporting back to Zero after helping Big Boss complete a mission, and they drop SUBTLE foreshadowing lines like
Skullface "You know eventually the two of us will be enemies, and the world will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free."
Zero "Then I suppose I'll have to have the DIAMOND DOG take care of you."
Skullface "Sorry to disappoint you major, but you can't kill a PHANTOM."
Zero "That may be, but you can certainly cause it PAIN."
Posts like these are why I can't stop checking this thread, too full of diamonds. It's affecting my grades at this point.
MGS6: Parasitic nanomachines.
"The vocal cord parasites entered young David's throat and changed his voice to that of an adult man. This is how Cipher intends to accelerate the aging of your sons, bilagaana. First the vocal cords parasites make his voice ragged, as the particular frequencies the modified Wolbachia that are living in them respond to are low, and would normally only function in an adult man.
By injecting these parasites into David, and artificially accelerating the development of his vocal cords as a pre pubescent boy, Cipher's Wolbachia have successfully prevented copulation of your genes. Otherwise, he would become sterile only after his voice broke and normalized after a few years, and who is to say what a young man may do during those years. Why I even-"
"OK, I get it."
"Regardless, the acceleration of the development of his vocal cords development may lower his life expectancy by affecting other regions of the body, but Cipher does not care. Just as the Dine suffered with diseases given to them by foreigners, your sons will suffer from the vocal cord parasites they now carry."
12 year old David:
"Woah, I heard about changes, but that was quicker than I expected!"
Vocal cord parasites (AKA: "Throaty")
'Kept you waiting, huh?"
And so David gained a life long friend in "Throaty", who did all the smooth talk in his life, while the majority of David's self spoken dialogue consists mostly of repetitive questions. "Metal... Gear?" "Cloned?" "Nanomachines?"
Also "Throaty" prevented FOXDIE from killing Solid in Shadow Moses because we needed that explained.
Neutrinos possessed by vengeful ghosts.
Hey, as long as they don't retcon ghosts and psychic as being some kind of faked phenomenon, using neutrinos to retro actively destroy all of the mystique left, I might be alright with this. Hell, who am I kidding, even ignoring how stupid that is, of course they'd fuck it up.