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[CesspoolofHatred]

What do the Mobile/Handheld/Indie tags mean?

Like NTGYK said, cute little gaming-related descriptors to describe length.

Mobile's about a Paragraph or so. They're the bite-sized ones that're small enough to, well, browse on mobile.

Indie's two paragraphs. They're a bit longer, but, they should still be fine on phones and tablets.

Handheld's three paragraphs. Stretching it with phone and tablet-acceptable lengths, but they're longer experiences.

Console is the stuff you wanna sit down to read.

And Big-Budget is the stuff that'll take a while to get through.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

400 to 330 is a hell of an accomplishment. Keep going. Do not focus on the problems of others. Focus on yourself, and becoming the absolute best version of yourself you can possibly be. Do these things for you. Don't wallow in misery, don't compare your problems to those of others. Be the best you that you can be.

WHAT ONE MAN CAN DO, ANOTHER CAN DO. Say it. Say it again. Scream it. Believe it.

In general, it doesn't really matter whether someone's pain is lesser or more than yours, because everyone has their own pains, everyone has something they may agonize over, like you have your own pains.

You should not begrudge anyone their sorrows because you perceive that they are better off than you.

 

[Stuart444]

I agree, a hell of an accomplishment. Keep going.

I would like to say however, that hinging your happiness on a relationship isn't healthy. People with that mindset tend to forget something important: entering a relationship doesn't end your problems, it doubles them. With kids, it triples them. Now you have a bunch of other people's problems to worry about as well as your own. Yes, most times, it's worth it. But you have to remember your future partner will be a whole person with thoughts and feelings and problems of their own, and if you are a good person, those problems become yours as well.

I echo this statement completely. I have my own problems but I also constantly worry about whatever problems my fiancee is going through and she worries about mines as well as her own.

It's totally worth it of course but it does double (or more depending on kids and how many kids) your problems.

Well done on losing the weight though, it is easy to put on but so hard to lose. I need to lose weight as well (20ish stone, I look totally pregnant hate looking at myself in the mirror, etc ) which isn't helped since one of the tablets I have to take for another month has a side effect of weight gain. But I'll start in the new year hopefully and we'll see how it goes.

Still well done on what you've lost so far!

 

[Jackben]

Too many people think simply being in a relationship indicates some kind of success, attainment, or positive measure of self-worth. The truth is that it doesn't necessarily guarantee any of those things.

Confidence, positive self-imagery, and drive are all things that are helpful in attracting a partner; these aren't obtained or guaranteed by having one. Those attributes should be the real goals.

Try to think about that next time you see someone with problems that happens to have a significant other.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

We are now at the halfway point of the month, guys. Day 15.

I think we're about to kick into high gear. Some interesting things coming up in the next few days... We are standing on a precipice. A little hint...

 

[JC Lately]

Have you... talked to her about it?

The time to discus the rules of sleep sex is before it happens.

 

[Kevyt]

So powerful that some of us are immune to it 😊😳

And woah at dry humping your wife while she's asleep.... ;_;

 

[Valhelm]

Is there a delay for confessions or do you just post them as you get them?

 

[Cloyster]

Is there a delay for confessions or do you just post them as you get them?

He spaces them out I think.

 

[fredrancour]

Is there a delay for confessions or do you just post them as you get them?

he ran out in the middle of the month last year so he's been pacing them this time. he has quite a few stored up.

 

[Dr. Buni]

Eh, not really. More like heterosexual men are weak things

 

[Mets9]

Damn, read the whole thread.
Subscribed.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Is there a delay for confessions or do you just post them as you get them?

I've been spacing them out, but also my professor won't allow us to open our laptops in class anymore, so... schedule's changing a bit.

 

[Duebrithil]

I've been spacing them out, but also my professor won't allow us to open our laptops in class anymore, so... schedule's changing a bit.

He's onto you. Run.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

He's onto you. Run.

Maybe I'm onto him.

 

[Retsudo]

Maybe I'm onto him.

Inform him that people around the world, anxiously await updates from you. That should help establish who's the boss.

 

[Cloyster]

 

[Zocano]

And woah at dry humping your wife while she's asleep.... ;_;

My gf has told me that it's okay if I do that to her while she's sleeping. I have had the same happen to me so ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Psychotext]

It was cool when my wife was my girlfriend... but if I tried it now when she was asleep then I'd fully expect massive grief when she wakes up (and TBH, if she didn't wake up during the act I think I'd have to cry myself to sleep).

 

[SmackAttack]

I understand where you're coming from. You and I both know that you need help. The sooner you find a therapist or psychiatrist to talk to, the sooner you can begin healing. All this is now is an open wound, festering as you walk through life. Get help.

Wow, this one got me. I'm so sorry you went through that, Confessor, and that those are the parts you remember most. A child should always be able to trust their parents and if you can't, then yeah, I could see how it would be tough to let anyone in again.

I really think you should though, at least with a therapist. Please seek help so you can be courageous enough to let more people into your life and put trust in them.

 

[NeOak]

It was cool when my wife was my girlfriend... but if I tried it now when she was asleep then I'd fully expect massive grief when she wakes up (and TBH, if she didn't wake up during the act I think I'd have to cry myself to sleep).

Use a penis sleevelots of lube.

She may not wake up anyway lol.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Sorry there's been no updates everyone! Heck of a day. Okay, let's catch up with a whole VARIETY of confessors who wish to make some updates.

We got some Soul Fucker:

Ersatzkopf: Muhahahaha. Feed me your confusion.

Xamtheking: Comused, maybe? Would that work? Are you in a state of comfusement right now?

ShinRPGamer: Hey I remember you from last year, how's it goin'?

EASTC0AST_GH05T: Apparently so, yes, hahaha.

JoeNut: [speaks in cryptic emojis]

Stuart444: Very appropriate after all the other fetishistic confessions we've had here, too!

GeordieMark: Oh, it's most definitely a thing. Unfortunately for all of you.

Brau: Plastic nanomachines that can self-regenerate at the price of making you plastic forever. ' v '

Sagely: Haha, why thank you! I do have at least one thing in mind related to my writings. I'm happy you find my confessions a nice reprieve from the more actually soul-crushing stories here!

Retsudo: [Looks up song.] ....Yes. Yes, I approve. I VERY much approve.

gaiages: Hello, friend! How have you been?

Corronchilejano: I'm glad I made such an impression on you!

Hello all, Soulfucker again. It's been a while.

Noticed that some people think I've become too much of a character, and, well, you probably wouldn't be wrong. The amount of confessions I stuffed in last year WAS pretty ridiculous, but I do have a lot to confess this year as well.

I think the reason I send in a lot of confessions is because, well, I like to write a lot. Which should be obvious to anyone who's read through my stuff.

The sort of things I like to write, though, think that could be a confession in and of itself.

So here we go.

First off, I like to write about weird stuff. Soulfucking, plastic nanomachines, magic plastic viruses, all that good shit.

Also like to write erotic stuff, and that sometimes and often crosses over with the weird shit. Soulfucking, group selfcest, plasti-gina (why did i ever do that), etc etc.

But I also like to write a lot of horror and tragedy. That'd include the stuff I wrote about the Canin character, as well as the old plastic Source.

So I write to confuse, to titillate, to horrify, and to pull heartstrings. And I think as an RPer, if you can write all that well enough to engage people, you're doing a good job.

....And there's one series of events I wrote out a few years ago that touches on the bizarre, the horrifying, and the tragic that really engaged people I was RPing with, but it's also probably one of the most manipulative things I've ever done.

So you're gonna get an actual confession at the end of this, ladies and gents. But this is gonna need some context, and a bit of lead-up.

First bit of context is, I'm in multiple RPing groups, and there's some overlap in members between them, and I overlap some characters between them too because it's easy and I'm lazy. Everything I described last year happened in "Group A", and what I'm leading up to happened in a "Group B", so it's pretty much completely separated from all the other craziness.

And what happened involved one of those shared characters, but this is getting a bit long, so... I'll leave him for his own submission. He's crazy enough on his own anyways.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Cream Pie Guy's back

Ok, since I got so many replies (I never thought my claim to fame would be that I am "The Pie Guy") a little followup is in order.

To the guy who said it must be hard to find good stuff to fap to, it really isn't, if you know where to look. In a way it's easier because you can find tons of good stuff on Youtube, for instance. Actual porn on the other hand is far rarer, but it does exist. I am not posting any obviously, but the curious can look up "messygirl". Their pie and blowjob videos are specially hot to me.

To whoever suggested I hire a clown to pie my wife, I am not doing that. I mean, clowns are creepy fuckers. Plus, you know, consent.

Also, to Starwolf, that toy is rubbish. I mean, it's just a little dollop of cream, no coverage at all.

Finally, I am a little flabbergasted that people are so hang up on pegging. it's awesome guys. Give it a try! Here's another one to break GAFs minds: I eat booty like groceries.

On a related note, girls sitting naked on pies, and then you eat her pie, if you get me, are also awesome!

Oh man, you poor booty starved dudes. This guy's bragging about how much booty he eats! Are you gonna take that??

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The guy who wanted to fuck the daughter and the mother is calling out Bladeoftheimmortal:

Alright man, if you want me to try to get these two to have a threeway with me, you've got to do something for the rest of us first. You find a father and son who will have a threeway with you, have one with them, and provide video evidence for GAF. If you can do that, I'll do my best to make this weird fetish of yours a reality, and I'll let you live vicariously through me if it does.


The gauntlet is thrown.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Oh, and the psychic:

Confessor who dreamt about a friend dying here.
I know everyone dies, duh, but he was only 50 and died of cancer, if he had died of old age maybe I wouldn't have thought about that dream. And no, I don't think I have predicted it (I don't believe in in those things), it was just a coincidence that I wanted to share. At least I laughed with the responses (maybe I should contact M. Night Shyamalan and give him some advice).

Anyway, here goes another confession.
Back in elementary school (don't remember my age exactly, maybe 7-9) a friend and two girls (one our age, the other one a year older) used to go behind some bushes or some tree during free-play time where no teacher could see us.Then, the girls would took off their trousers and the one our age her panties too. My friend and I would just keep staring at their bottom half.
We didn't masturbate or anything (too young for knowing what that even was), neither we touched them, but we were curious and we liked to see. We repeated that nearly everyday for several months. I don't even know why they did it, they didn't ask us to get nude in return either (they liked to do it, I guess).
I don't know why we stopped doing it, but once we did, we never talked about it again.
I'm glad we never were caught or we would have been in trouble (my parents would have killed me).
Oh, child's curiosity and innocence...

So... you guys just stood there, staring? For months?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

GO TO POST 1804 AND 1802 FOR SOMETHING NEW.

Repost for top of the page. I've put these updates together to make the Table of Contents a bit more concise, though they are all separate on the previous page.

Sorry there's been no updates everyone! Heck of a day. Okay, let's catch up with a whole VARIETY of confessors who wish to make some updates.

We got some Soul Fucker:

Ersatzkopf: Muhahahaha. Feed me your confusion.

Xamtheking: Comused, maybe? Would that work? Are you in a state of comfusement right now?

ShinRPGamer: Hey I remember you from last year, how's it goin'?

EASTC0AST_GH05T: Apparently so, yes, hahaha.

JoeNut: [speaks in cryptic emojis]

Stuart444: Very appropriate after all the other fetishistic confessions we've had here, too!

GeordieMark: Oh, it's most definitely a thing. Unfortunately for all of you.

Brau: Plastic nanomachines that can self-regenerate at the price of making you plastic forever. ' v '

Sagely: Haha, why thank you! I do have at least one thing in mind related to my writings. I'm happy you find my confessions a nice reprieve from the more actually soul-crushing stories here!

Retsudo: [Looks up song.] ....Yes. Yes, I approve. I VERY much approve.

gaiages: Hello, friend! How have you been?

Corronchilejano: I'm glad I made such an impression on you!

Hello all, Soulfucker again. It's been a while.

Noticed that some people think I've become too much of a character, and, well, you probably wouldn't be wrong. The amount of confessions I stuffed in last year WAS pretty ridiculous, but I do have a lot to confess this year as well.

I think the reason I send in a lot of confessions is because, well, I like to write a lot. Which should be obvious to anyone who's read through my stuff.

The sort of things I like to write, though, think that could be a confession in and of itself.

So here we go.

First off, I like to write about weird stuff. Soulfucking, plastic nanomachines, magic plastic viruses, all that good shit.

Also like to write erotic stuff, and that sometimes and often crosses over with the weird shit. Soulfucking, group selfcest, plasti-gina (why did i ever do that), etc etc.

But I also like to write a lot of horror and tragedy. That'd include the stuff I wrote about the Canin character, as well as the old plastic Source.

So I write to confuse, to titillate, to horrify, and to pull heartstrings. And I think as an RPer, if you can write all that well enough to engage people, you're doing a good job.

....And there's one series of events I wrote out a few years ago that touches on the bizarre, the horrifying, and the tragic that really engaged people I was RPing with, but it's also probably one of the most manipulative things I've ever done.

So you're gonna get an actual confession at the end of this, ladies and gents. But this is gonna need some context, and a bit of lead-up.

First bit of context is, I'm in multiple RPing groups, and there's some overlap in members between them, and I overlap some characters between them too because it's easy and I'm lazy. Everything I described last year happened in "Group A", and what I'm leading up to happened in a "Group B", so it's pretty much completely separated from all the other craziness.

And what happened involved one of those shared characters, but this is getting a bit long, so... I'll leave him for his own submission. He's crazy enough on his own anyways.

Cream Pie Guy's back

Ok, since I got so many replies (I never thought my claim to fame would be that I am "The Pie Guy") a little followup is in order.

To the guy who said it must be hard to find good stuff to fap to, it really isn't, if you know where to look. In a way it's easier because you can find tons of good stuff on Youtube, for instance. Actual porn on the other hand is far rarer, but it does exist. I am not posting any obviously, but the curious can look up "messygirl". Their pie and blowjob videos are specially hot to me.

To whoever suggested I hire a clown to pie my wife, I am not doing that. I mean, clowns are creepy fuckers. Plus, you know, consent.

Also, to Starwolf, that toy is rubbish. I mean, it's just a little dollop of cream, no coverage at all.

Finally, I am a little flabbergasted that people are so hang up on pegging. it's awesome guys. Give it a try! Here's another one to break GAFs minds: I eat booty like groceries.

On a related note, girls sitting naked on pies, and then you eat her pie, if you get me, are also awesome!

Oh man, you poor booty starved dudes. This guy's bragging about how much booty he eats! Are you gonna take that??

The guy who wanted to fuck the daughter and the mother is calling out Bladeoftheimmortal:

Alright man, if you want me to try to get these two to have a threeway with me, you've got to do something for the rest of us first. You find a father and son who will have a threeway with you, have one with them, and provide video evidence for GAF. If you can do that, I'll do my best to make this weird fetish of yours a reality, and I'll let you live vicariously through me if it does.


The gauntlet is thrown.

Oh, and the psychic:

Confessor who dreamt about a friend dying here.
I know everyone dies, duh, but he was only 50 and died of cancer, if he had died of old age maybe I wouldn't have thought about that dream. And no, I don't think I have predicted it (I don't believe in in those things), it was just a coincidence that I wanted to share. At least I laughed with the responses (maybe I should contact M. Night Shyamalan and give him some advice).

The guy who thinks his niece is hot and maybe wants to bang her (I'm starting to lose track):

this is the guy who thinks his friend has a hot niece, thought id respond to some of the comments.

no, i didnt think she was hot when she was a kid. thats nasty. kids are not hot.

age gap is considerable, but not super outlandish. my parents had the same age gap themselves.

the problem is that THIS IS MY BEST FRIENDS NIECE you degenerates, lol. ive known this girl quite literally since the day she was born. i go away to school and to work for ten or so years, then i start coming back around my old hood and start seeing these people again (my friends extended family, i mean--i stayed in constant contact with the friend himself) and next thing i know this girl is a stacked 21 year old out getting drunk with us and my mind is kinda blown.

i wouldnt do anything about it now though, im in a long term relationship (a good one) and never cheated and never will. still, i would be sorely tempted if things were different. but i guess that would make me a shitty friend.

thats all.

Sister Booty Man!

It wasn't actually on Halloween. It was earlier that month. A few days before my birthday, actually. So it was like a gift from the gods.

@dity: Never said that it didn't start when we were kids. Don't be putting words in my mouth.

October is the sexiest month, just give it up. Gift from the gods.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Another confession from the psychic:

Anyway, here goes another confession.
Back in elementary school (don't remember my age exactly, maybe 7-9) a friend and two girls (one our age, the other one a year older) used to go behind some bushes or some tree during free-play time where no teacher could see us.Then, the girls would took off their trousers and the one our age her panties too. My friend and I would just keep staring at their bottom half.
We didn't masturbate or anything (too young for knowing what that even was), neither we touched them, but we were curious and we liked to see. We repeated that nearly everyday for several months. I don't even know why they did it, they didn't ask us to get nude in return either (they liked to do it, I guess).
I don't know why we stopped doing it, but once we did, we never talked about it again.
I'm glad we never were caught or we would have been in trouble (my parents would have killed me).
Oh, child's curiosity and innocence...

So... you guys just stood there, staring? For months?

 

[Manu]

I honestly don't get Soulfucker's confessions.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I don't. Get. People.

So ive been tossing up between whether i should send this in or not all month now. I guess I kind of do want to tell someone.

I'll cut to the chase. Basically, my sister and I have been having regular sex with each other since we were in our early teens. Im now 26 and she's 25. Nobody in the world other than us knows about it, and if anyone in our family ever found out it would absolutely destroy our family.

A couple points.

1. It's purely for the physical release. We are not romantically attracted to each other.

2. We do it at least 2 times a week. It's now so easy since we both moved out of home.

3. I know that it is wrong, but we dont care. We seriously have the best sex you could imagine. We are and have always been very close from a very young age. We are very open and honest with each other so we both know what we like. But we never ever kiss, that's fucking gross. We did once and it was awkward as shit.

4. Im not that guy that emailed in before and said his sister fucked him and he didn't like it. But I would love to hear more from him!


I think I'll leave it at that for now.

 

[Switch Back 9]

I don't. Get. People.

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Sister-fucker...How did this happen the first time? Do you guys have boyfriends/girlfriends?

I honestly don't get Soulfucker's confessions.

Yeah me neither. It's all a confusing mess of text for me.

 

[-Deimos]

"But we never ever kiss, that's fucking gross."

 

[Surface of Me]

I don't. Get. People.

No way this wont effect their outside romantic relationships.

 

[Arkos]

 

[Via Purifico]

But we never ever kiss, that's fucking gross. We did once and it was awkward as shit.

lol

 

[zeemumu]

No way this wont effect their outside romantic relationships.

Spoiler

Maybe OP and his sister will formulate a plan for OP to marry various single women who are the sole heirs to large fortunes, then have the sister poison them after forcing them to sign over all of their money so that OP can use it to perfect his clay mining business, but one day OP falls in love with one of the wives and his sister goes nuts. And also ghosts are involved.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

 

[Surface of Me]

Maybe OP and his sister will formulate a plan for OP to marry various single women who are the sole heirs to large fortunes, then have the sister poison them after forcing them to sign over all of their money so that OP can use it to perfect his clay mining business, but one day OP falls in love with one of the wives and his sister goes nuts. And also ghosts are involved.

Did you just spoil Crimson Peak to me bro?

 

[zeemumu]

Did you just spoil Crimson Peak to me bro?

Nope. I spoiled Beautiful Kate for you, but I'll spoiler tag it if anyone else ever plans on watching that film. Don't.

Spoiler

I may or may not be lying. Crimson Peak ends with Jessica Chastain as a ghost playing the piano.

 

[Surface of Me]

Nope. I spoiled Beautiful Kate for you, but I'll spoiler tag it if anyone else ever plans on watching that film. Don't.

Cool.


Also, though I find it weird they fuck but say kissing is gross, it isn't the first time I've heard that sentiment. Some people do find kissing more intimate than one entering the other person over and over while they both leak fluids all over each other and stuff, for some reason.

 

[zeemumu]

Cool.


Also, though I find it weird they fuck but say kissing is gross, it isn't the first time I've heard that sentiment. Some people do find kissing more intimate than one entering the other person over and over while they both leak fluids all over each other and stuff, for some reason.

I think it falls in with the romantic part that the confessor mentioned.

Incest is like, the biggest squick I have. I had a full body shudder of revulsion reading that. Ugh.

I honestly think you two should cut it out and find more mentally healthy ways of expressing your sexual appitites. Seriously.

For me that's anything involving feces.

 

[Amagon]

I don't. Get. People.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Yeah bro, kissing is gross but railing your sis. That's hot.

 

[Five]

Incest is like, the biggest squick I have. I had a full body shudder of revulsion reading that. Ugh.

I honestly think you two should cut it out and find more mentally healthy ways of expressing your sexual appitites. Seriously.

Nah, I disagree. Just because you find it revolting doesn't mean that everyone has to, or that there's something inherently wrong or traumatizing about it. If confessor hasn't noticed any adverse effects from his and his sister's actions, more power to them I say.

 

[Xamtheking]

I don't. Get. People.

I think it's bad but it could be worse
Like if it wasn't consensual or if you guys didn't enjoy it for some reason
But I'd recommend stopping

 

[shadowkat]

The kissing is the gross awkward part?

 

[zeemumu]

Nah, I disagree. Just because you find it revolting doesn't mean that everyone has to, or that there's something inherently wrong or traumatizing about it. If confessor hasn't noticed any adverse effects from his and his sister's actions, more power to them I say.

 

[Xamtheking]

Also, I think we should start a crowdfunding thing for Soulfucker so he can make a few movies

 

[Arkos]

Also, I think we should start a crowdfunding thing for Soulfucker so he can make a few movies

No way I want sister booty lover's epic tale of yearning and unrequited butt lust.

 

[zeemumu]

Also, I think we should start a crowdfunding thing for Soulfucker so he can make a few movies

They already made 2 Nymphomaniacs.

 

[Xamtheking]

No way I want sister booty lover's epic tale of yearning and unrequited butt lust.

I'm sure it can be worked out
There is money to go around