butzopower
proud of his butz
This looks like a wonderful lunch to me. Only thing different in the US is that we'd put the sandwich on a plate instead of the table. Dat some homemade soup? Yum yum yum.
So today we had some classic Swedish hot sandwiches. Cheese and ham on white sea salt bread. Served with delicious broccoli soup. It always feels weird to have sandwiches as an actual meal as opposed to a tiny snack, but it's nice for some variety.
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I'm pretty sure there are way more Americans being incredulous at the concept of breakfast sandwiches than Europeans insulting American cuisine.
This is a Paseo Cuban sandwich. It is your new master.
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Google Image search breakfast sandwich and then compare it to that bread and cheese picture and you'll see where our "incredulity" comes from
This looks like a wonderful lunch to me. Only thing different in the US is that we'd put the sandwich on a plate instead of the table. Dat some homemade soup? Yum yum yum.
"mom, MOOOOOOOM, there are some euros on gaf saying that our cheese is shitty, why are they being so ANTI-AMERICAN???"
"shush don't pay any attention to them, they are just being jelly because they are struggling and poor. Now go clap your hands son because we're having burgers with FREEDOM CHEESE for dinner".
That's not really a cultural difference, just a laziness one in is caseand yes, homemade soup. Soup is so underrated.
Do other countries not have really cheap, bad quality "cheese" like Kraft Singles? The overreactions from people outside the US to American "Cheese" is always pretty funny.
This looks like a wonderful lunch to me. Only thing different in the US is that we'd put the sandwich on a plate instead of the table. Dat some homemade soup? Yum yum yum.
GAF, I have a story to tell.
I own an electric kettle. I even occasionally use it to make tea. In a fit of uniquely American guilt, I felt I had to compensate for this aberrant behavior. So I went for the most American solution and purchased another counter-top appliance to help restore balance.
This device does one thing, and one thing only: make a hot egg sandwich. It has top and bottom hot plates and a double ring thing in the middle. It makes the process of making a breakfast sandwich quick and simple and requires minimal clean up. You put in meat, cheese, and an egg and in just a few minutes you get a sandwich. And by sandwich, I actually mean a sandwich. ~450 calories of bacon, sausage, egg and American cheese. The only flaw is that I have to use an English muffin :/
I think some of you just call those muffins, which must make the phrase "muffin-top" very confusing. Hell, I know you're confused. I've seen people look at pictures of biscuits and say "oh we have that, that's a scone". No. Stop. The closest analogue you have is that they are a very short, very flaky muffin.
Anyway, I think that covers just about everything. I'm happy with my breakfast sandwich appliance, it saves me from having to tip the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box drive thru. He doesn't seem very appreciative anyway, he's even started sliding the window shut before I can throw my handful of coins at him.
The one thing I can't explain to non-American readers is why Americans who read this post are now clapping furiously. You just don't have the cultural background to understand it.
GAF, I have a story to tell.
I own an electric kettle. I even occasionally use it to make tea. In a fit of uniquely American guilt, I felt I had to compensate for this aberrant behavior. So I went for the most American solution and purchased another counter-top appliance to help restore balance.
This device does one thing, and one thing only: make a hot egg sandwich. It has top and bottom hot plates and a double ring thing in the middle. It makes the process of making a breakfast sandwich quick and simple and requires minimal clean up. You put in meat, cheese, and an egg and in just a few minutes you get a sandwich. And by sandwich, I actually mean a sandwich. ~450 calories of bacon, sausage, egg and American cheese. The only flaw is that I have to use an English muffin :/
I think some of you just call those muffins, which must make the phrase "muffin-top" very confusing. Hell, I know you're confused. I've seen people look at pictures of biscuits and say "oh we have that, that's a scone". No. Stop. The closest analogue you have is that they are a very short, very flaky muffin.
I can confirm that Europe has these.
These. (I don't know which "American Style" they were after.)
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Yes, love to see crunchy bread.
What kind of cheese is that?
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Hm, those aren't even openly called 'cheese' here in Germany![]()
lolThis looks like a wonderful lunch to me. Only thing different in the US is that we'd put the sandwich on a plate instead of the table.
I think there's a review on Techmoan channel on Youtube. Either there are multiple different manufacturers making those things (kind of scary thought) or someone got lucky/unlucky.
So this was my evening snack. Some bread and cheese. I put one green leaf on each to reach 2 topping tier to please ya'll. I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices
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You're a few strips of bacon away from something special here.
You know that lettuce has about zero nutritional value, right?
So this was my evening snack. Some bread and cheese. I put one green leaf on each to reach 2 topping tier to please ya'll. I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices
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So this was my evening snack. Some bread and cheese. I put one green leaf on each to reach 2 topping tier to please ya'll. I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices
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It looks delicious but are you really going to drink that glass of olive oil with no chaser?
The banana is killing me.
There's no olive oil in it, there's a little coconut oil though.
You know that lettuce has about zero nutritional value, right?
I'm pretty sure there are way more Americans being incredulous at the concept of breakfast sandwiches than Europeans insulting American cuisine.
The banana is killing me.
No cheese. Grilled onions, slow roasted pork, jalapeños and a secret sauce.
Is that spaghetti or top ramen? Does it even matter?
So this was my evening snack. Some bread and cheese. I put one green leaf on each to reach 2 topping tier to please ya'll. I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices
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Spaghetti on top of spaghetti-os? Ultimate struggle food.
Shouldn't be surprised from the home of the Cheatriots but this abomination is something Europe and America should unite to destroy. Arguably before Isis.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_mein_sandwich
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Wait, why are people acting like eating bread with unmelted cheese is gross.
Hmmm, after thinking about it I'd take that over the euro strugglewich.
This reminds me of the weird Chinese food I've been finding in Ireland.
We don't think that's gross, we just don't think it's a sandwich.
Wait, why were so many people at the beginning of the thread acting like eating bread with unmelted cheese is gross.
I was just thinking American sandwiches lack baked beans - and you know this.
This is a beauty I treat myself to now and then, bacon, sausage, poached eggs, beans and the coup de grace - potato smiles!
Shouldn't be surprised from the home of the Cheatriots but this abomination is something Europe and America should unite to destroy. Arguably before Isis.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_mein_sandwich
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You know that there are many different varieties of lettuce with incredibly varying degrees of nutritional value, right? And that even at the low end of the spectrum, iceberg lettuce, while not nutritionally dense, is anything but unhealthy?
SLANDER
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It's delicious. Why can't you understand?
I'm sorry,
but vomiting into a bowl then placing a bun on top does not count as a sandwich
Is the bun actually there to facilitate eating, or is it just whimsy?
Nah. Nobody usually eats it with or gets it with the bun. It's a throwback to a cheap lunch in an old mill town.