So it's literally just chow mien with a novelty bun?
Well, nobody really sells chow mein like this outside of a 30 mile radius or so.
So it's literally just chow mien with a novelty bun?
So it's literally just chow mien with a novelty bun?
Well, nobody really sells chow mein like this outside of a 30 mile radius or so.
That's not criteria for being a sandwich.
Apparently the noodles are fried until crisp then combined with savory sweet gravy and stir fried vegetables and meat. I suppose the mass would be tough to eat with utensils like a normal noodle dish, so they put it in a bun or wrap it in wax paper so you can grab it and take a bite.
You just eat it with a fork. It's kind of like cereal. You want some of the top ones to be nice and crispy with some sauce. Or, you can let it sit a bit and it tastes good on the backend.
You just eat it with a fork. It's kind of like cereal. You want some of the top ones to be nice and crispy with some sauce. Or, you can let it sit a bit and it tastes good on the backend.
I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices
I don't know why I'm so fascinated with this. Reading around, apparently it used to be that they were actual sandwiches you could pick up and eat; served in a bun to soak up gravy and wrapped in wax paper. Then I guess the sandwich aspect became more of a novelty so now it's served more like regular chow mein with a bun on top.
You just eat it with a fork. It's kind of like cereal. You want some of the top ones to be nice and crispy with some sauce. Or, you can let it sit a bit and it tastes good on the backend.
Wait, why were so many people at the beginning of the thread acting like eating bread with unmelted cheese is gross.
GAF, I have a story to tell.
I own an electric kettle. I even occasionally use it to make tea. In a fit of uniquely American guilt, I felt I had to compensate for this aberrant behavior. So I went for the most American solution and purchased another counter-top appliance to help restore balance.
This device does one thing, and one thing only: make a hot egg sandwich. It has top and bottom hot plates and a double ring thing in the middle. It makes the process of making a breakfast sandwich quick and simple and requires minimal clean up. You put in meat, cheese, and an egg and in just a few minutes you get a sandwich. And by sandwich, I actually mean a sandwich. ~450 calories of bacon, sausage, egg and American cheese. The only flaw is that I have to use an English muffin :/
I think some of you just call those muffins, which must make the phrase "muffin-top" very confusing. Hell, I know you're confused. I've seen people look at pictures of biscuits and say "oh we have that, that's a scone". No. Stop. The closest analogue you have is that they are a very short, very flaky muffin.
Anyway, I think that covers just about everything. I'm happy with my breakfast sandwich appliance, it saves me from having to tip the guy at the Jack-in-the-Box drive thru. He doesn't seem very appreciative anyway, he's even started sliding the window shut before I can throw my handful of coins at him.
The one thing I can't explain to non-American readers is why Americans who read this post are now clapping furiously. You just don't have the cultural background to understand it.
You got a tag already, you don't need to show off.
This isn't uncommon in the US. Soup and sandwich, a nice simple comfort meal.So today we had some classic Swedish hot sandwiches. Cheese and ham on white sea salt bread. Served with delicious broccoli soup. It always feels weird to have sandwiches as an actual meal as opposed to a tiny snack, but it's nice for some variety.
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I'm pretty sure there are way more Americans being incredulous at the concept of breakfast sandwiches than Europeans insulting American cuisine.
So this was my evening snack. Some bread and cheese. I put one green leaf on each to reach 2 topping tier to please ya'll. I'm washing it down with my Brecken the Habit Smoothie - For healthier life choices ™
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Bread with unmelted cheese is great. It isn't a sandwich.
If the only topping is cheese it should go on a cracker, not a piece of bread.
Euhm... in France at least, bread is the de facto way to eat good cheese.
But that isn't a sandwich.
aka not a sandwich
what is this?
Last night we ate at their b&m restaurant in San Jose - good stuff.There's a food truck in Silicon Valley that makes these korean sandwiches where the bread is a rice patty. They're fucking good, if anyone is ever around try to find out where Koja Kitchen is gonna be that day.
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SHORT RIB BOWL
korean bbq short rib(kalbi), kimchi, masago, katsu aioli, green onions, fried shallots, sesame seeds
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KAMIKAZE FRIES
crisscut waffle fries, minced korean bbq beef, kimchi, japanese
mayo, red sauce, green onions
Last night we ate at their b&m restaurant in San Jose - good stuff.
ramen grilled cheese
nah, that's a spinach and mushroom melt, Grilled Cheese is just bread and Cheese.
So I had one of these today. The glorious, perfect, sublime Godmother from Bay Cities in Santa Monica, CA.
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Genoa salami, mortadella coppacola, ham, prosciutto, provolone. With or without the works of giardiniera, lettuce, mustard, tomatoes and onion. On perfect bread.
The line starts getting going at 10:30 or so, and by noon fifteen it's a zoo.
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It's perfection.
So next time you're in LA. Get to Bay Cities, try The Godmother, and then tell me you're perfectly happy with your cheese on bread.
As someone whose only sandwiches growing up were peanut butter and jelly, ham and cheese, grilled cheese, or philly cheese steak this thread has kind of opened my eyes to what I have been missing. Too bad I now live in a land where sandwiches aren't served anywhere and cheese, bread and sandwich meat are both difficult to find and incredibly expensive. Thanks to this thread I have an overwhelming urge to go on a glorious sandwich tasting journey of discovery but lack any means to do so... This sucks.
So you're actually sub-struggwich? Where is this sandwich dystopia located?
As someone whose only sandwiches growing up were peanut butter and jelly, ham and cheese, grilled cheese, or philly cheese steak this thread has kind of opened my eyes to what I have been missing. Too bad I now live in a land where sandwiches aren't served anywhere and cheese, bread and sandwich meat are both difficult to find and incredibly expensive. Thanks to this thread I have an overwhelming urge to go on a glorious sandwich tasting journey of discovery but lack any means to do so... This sucks.
Japan.
But you have tonkatsu sandwiches over there!
Well yes but that's a far cry from some of the stuff I've seen in here and the bread quality on those sandwiches is absolutely horrible. Might as well just get some katsudon instead.
They don't have enough food to put on their bread so their sandwiches evolved differently than ours. Hell, they don't even have tops sometimes it seems!
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh:
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Japan.
People think Subway in America is sad. They haven't seen the true dread of a Japanese Subway sandwich. Horrifying.
If only those heathens would tessellate their damn cheese...
I avoid the aneurysm inducing act by just getting the shredded cheddar and having them toast it.