Fakepic February 2016 |OT| Fake Harder

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I've done this a few times and now my niece actually says "fuck" when I say it, I can't stop swearing :(

bahahaha

my nieces are old enough to know better, they wouldn't just parrot it back. If they started swearing it'd be a more deliberate act of rebellion.

I'm so fucking hungry, dudes.
 
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Gawd tier.
 
Maybe..... I did like David Letterman. Didn't seem to give much of a fuck.

The big slimy hand kiss shows a real lack of awareness or a lack of giving a fuck. Something is broken in people who do that

Isn't meatloaf night a weekly event in the US?

Haven't had meatloaf in quite a few years, but that could be because I don't eat meat. When I was a kid we had it now and then but not weekly.
 
Hit up Chipotle instead for bulking.
Is that a food chain? We don't have that here i'm pretty sure. We do have "american" style burger places though.
bahahaha

my nieces are old enough to know better, they wouldn't just parrot it back. If they started swearing it'd be a more deliberate act of rebellion.

I'm so fucking hungry, dudes.

Yeah she's only two so she doesn't know any better. My niece at least knows a way to say "shut up" but only puts her finger on her mouth and says "shhhh". She's pretty possessive of her things too.
 
I still don't trust that they have done enough in terms of food safety. Any company that bends over backwards to project an image of healthiness and purity is shady as.

And I used to love Chipotle.

I hate the way they've gone all in on the anti-GMO narrative, it's crass and exploitative.

I love their burros though.
 
Is that a food chain? We don't have that here i'm pretty sure. We do have "american" style burger places though.


Yeah she's only two so she doesn't know any better. My niece at least knows a way to say "shut up" but only puts her finger on her mouth and says "shhhh". She's pretty possessive of her things too.

It's so hard to shop for the one niece because she's mostly laser focused on one thing at a time and not interested in anything else -- and frequently that's a given video game. If you buy her something she'll be like "eh thanks" then move on.

I had the random idea to get her some headphones the other day and it was a HUGE hit. She absolutely loves them. She uses them constantly now. She had a real "goodbye, real life" revelatory moment. She's 8
 
Isn't meatloaf night a weekly event in the US?

It was for me growing up but I don't usually eat such hearty meals in my house. My mother in law is all about it though and I've had her meatloaf a few times.


Cracker Barrel is the chain version of comfort food. I recommend it.
 
I think we're going to find out at some point that David Letterman is a much bigger creep than anyone realized. He could just be.. odd

You try filling an hour of television without making a woman feel uncomfortable. I don't think it's been done in the history of tv.

The big slimy hand kiss shows a real lack of awareness or a lack of giving a fuck. Something is broken in people who do that

I did that to make a situation more awkward once.
 
It's so hard to shop for the one niece because she's mostly laser focused on one thing at a time and not interested in anything else -- and frequently that's a given video game. If you buy her something she'll be like "eh thanks" then move on.

I had the random idea to get her some headphones the other day and it was a HUGE hit. She absolutely loves them. She uses them constantly now. She had a real "goodbye, real life" revelatory moment. She's 8

That's pretty cute tbh. I was gonna buy my niece a Frozen dress since she doesn't shut up about "let it go" every single day but i realised i have no idea what her size is. My niece somehow found Frozen all by herself and fell in love with it. She has the dolls and everything. I also believe she knows a bit of Indian since she watches Indian kid shows on her iPad lol
 
Truth, I'm in for Meatloaf this weekend... though I gotta try to limit the breadcrumbs. Wondering what I could use in it's place.

my mom makes a gluten free meatloaf. i'm trying to remember what she puts in it but i cna't quite remember.


oh yeah she did use barley at least once but thats not what she typically uses
 
He did it to almost every attractive female guest. Plus there were some rapey/sexual offensey rumors around him for years. Cosby vibes, man

And now I need to google.

I knew about that thing he confessed about but it never occurred to me he might be Bill Clinton levels of creepy.
 
Would any of you kind US folk be willing to marry me so I can live in America? I'll pay you handsomely with quippy British one-liners and just-below-average sex.
 
He did it to almost every attractive female guest. Plus there were some rapey/sexual offensey rumors around him for years. Cosby vibes, man

Eh, I'll refrain from moral judgement until if/when he has a Cosby moment. He's always been known as a weird dude but mostly harmless.
 
Eh, I'll refrain from moral judgement until if/when he has a Cosby moment. He's always been known as a weird dude but mostly harmless.

He had a fuck room at work

That's pretty cute tbh. I was gonna buy my niece a Frozen dress since she doesn't shut up about "let it go" every single day but i realised i have no idea what her size is. My niece somehow found Frozen all by herself and fell in love with it. She has the dolls and everything. I also believe she knows a bit of Indian since she watches Indian kid shows on her iPad lol

Garden Warfare was her all time favorite, the sequel just came out -- Combine that with the headphones and I expect her to be unreachable (unless I go on my xbox and send her a message) for a while
 
Even though I've known the correct pronunciation of "quinoa" for years, I still say "kwin-oh-uh" in my head when I read it.

I had never heard of it till I made my first trip to whole foods. I normally just write off all things in trendy health, but quinoa is close to my favorite thing to eat now adays.
 
Well, I work from home, so sorta?

Daily Mail Article:

"Sources tell the Mail that up and coming game developer Jobbs has what has been called a "fuck room" in his workplace. When asked about it he didn't deny this claim, though sources also say he may work from home."
 
I still don't trust that they have done enough in terms of food safety. Any company that bends over backwards to project an image of healthiness and purity is shady as.

And I used to love Chipotle.

It's worth the risk!

Is that a food chain? We don't have that here i'm pretty sure. We do have "american" style burger places though.

Yes, it's a resturant chain here that specializes in ameri-mexican food. The ingredients are fresh and usually e-coli free. Plus lots of nutrition.
1300 cal and 85g protein in a burrito for $8.
 
Daily Mail Article:

"Sources tell the Mail that up and coming game developer Jobbs has what has been called a "fuck room" in his workplace. When asked about it he didn't deny this claim, though sources also say he may work from home."

I don't have a staff of people who work for me and might be pressured into coming to my fuck room

You'd be so jealous if you knew how little clothes I was wearing right now while "working". (making games is all fun, it ain't real work)
 
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