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[Antiwhippy]

Wait, aren't there supposed to be new people in stardew during year 2?

 

[Wunder]

Wait, aren't there supposed to be new people in stardew during year 2?

I think there's literally one new person that arrives during spring y2

 

[Zaph]

Page 199... When did this happen?

Someone got an OT lined up?

 

[Antiwhippy]

I think there's literally one new person that arrives during spring y2

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

 

[Twin Tails]

Dave Lang was about a quarter dozen tall boys short of being the Real David Lang™ on UPF (i.e. harassing Ed Boon era Dave Lang.)

We missed that Lang by a few hours.
https://twitter.com/JosephJBroni/status/711090405509632000

 

[Wunder]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

classic "13 bosses in devil daggers" moment

 

[hamchan]

I think there's literally one new person that arrives during spring y2

Wow that's pretty crazy. Game seemed long enough already.

 

[Rainmaker]

Giant Bomb 21 | Tickle The Morphins

 

[strafer]

One thing is sure...Drake talks A LOT.

And he wasn't even drunk.

 

[jaina]

my favorite suggestions
Giant Bomb #21 | Now That's What I Call a Duck
Giant Bomb #21 | ... dozing ...
Giant Bomb #21 | Seek Traditional Employment
Giant Bomb #21 | Do any of you take dark showers?

 

[Antiwhippy]

One thing is sure...Drake talks A LOT.

And he wasn't even drunk.

He's drunk on rage.

 

[bigwinnerx]

Shoe game was on point last night.

 

[Wunder]

my favorite suggestions
Giant Bomb #21 | Now That's What I Call a Duck
Giant Bomb #21 | ... dozing ...
Giant Bomb #21 | Seek Traditional Employment
Giant Bomb #21 | Do any of you take dark showers?

I like
Giant Bomb #21 | Irresponsible Waste of Space

 

[Twin Tails]

Best of Giant Bomb 94 - Squad

 

[Felix Lighter]

I did not know about that Harmonix incident with Dan. I found the situation both hilarious with how it blew up but also immediately felt bad for the Harmonix guys that had to deal with the repercussions. That does seem like the kind of thing that would destroy a potential career in games but Dan slips through unscathed again. The George Brett leak was a Snowden incident. It needed to get out.

 

[Wunder]

Best of Giant Bomb 94 - Squad

#Squad

 

[dkeane]

That UPF was amazing. The story involving Dan was great.

 

[jaina]

wow, how did I miss the squad part of the Shonen Jump's Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 QL?

 

[giant_frying_pan]

The George Brett leak was a Snowden incident. It needed to get out.

Oh it needed to get out all right.

 

[Twin Tails]

Door hitting Zebra was goat moment.

 

[Antiwhippy]

wow, how did I miss the squad part of the Shonen Jump's Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 QL?

It's easy to get into a shonen induced coma when exposed to long periods of naruto.

 

[pizzacat]

Y'all are nuts, Drake was great.

Dude was acting like he was about to blow up, reminded me of Phil fish in that indie movie lol.

 

[TharpDaddy]

I really want a Dan and Brad Hitman video series. Dan's complete irreverence for the goal is a perfect foil for how Brad tries to play.

 

[Master_Funk]

Yeah I just skipped all the Dan stuff on UPF cus I don't really give a shit, but the second half was enjoyable

 

[Wunder]

Yeah I just skipped all the Dan stuff on UPF cus I don't really give a shit, but the second half was enjoyable

wtf

 

[ThomasCro]

Hogan won $115M against Gawker, Patrick seems distraught on twitter.

PS. Was watching Dan on Twitch earlier, he admitted to playing a caricature all this time.

 

[oti]

wtf

I did the same tbh. I don't care about pranks or some baseball dude shitting his pants. I did see the "that was old Dan, 2016 Dan has matured since then" moment though and it felt genuine. Dan's OK. And terrible.

Hogan won $115M against Gawker, Patrick seems distraught on twitter.

PS. Was watching Dan on Twitch earlier, he admitted to playing a caricature all this time.

What did he stream on Twitch?

 

[Felix Lighter]

PS. Was watching Dan on Twitch earlier, he admitted to playing a caricature all this time.

The smoking gun was uncovered a while ago when an old video revealed that Dan in fact knew that Metal Gear was anime this whole time.

 

[ThomasCro]

What did he stream on Twitch?

Stardew Valley, it was kind of like a podcast.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

The first part of this week's UPF is unbelievable. How is Dan not in jail?

 

[TharpDaddy]

The first part of this week's UPF is unbelievable. How is Dan not in jail?

What did Dan do that was against the law? Or are we talking about him leaking the poop video?

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

What did Dan do that was against the law? I feel there's some overreaction to Dan's prank.

I just mean in general. He seems to do outrageous shit and nothing ever comes of it.

It's hilarious.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Dan should be locked up in Space Prison MS One

 

[TharpDaddy]

The smoking gun was uncovered a while ago when an old video revealed that Dan in fact knew that Metal Gear was anime this whole time.

He's mentioned it on a few podcasts too iirc, I specifically recall him mentioning it on some podcast with his dad. His dad said something about how smart Dan was and how stupid he came across and Dan talked about his persona.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

So you're saying Dan's persona is Mara?

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

A person who would act out as such a "persona" is the same as the persona he's acting out.

Edit: For the record I think Dan is great.

 

[TharpDaddy]

So you're saying Dan's persona is Mara?

I just learned that there is a phallic Persona. Thank you.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

A person who would act out as such a "persona" is the same as the persona he's acting out.

Edit: For the record I think Dan is great.

You have to accept that your shadow self is a part of your true self

 

[Glitchesarecool]

What did Dan do that was against the law? Or are we talking about him leaking the poop video?

People are just mad Dan was able to do it.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

People are just mad Dan was able to do it.

More like flabbergasted in my case. It's absurdity that you don't witness a lot in real life.

 

[oti]

What Pokken Tournament Pokémon is Dan?

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Thinking you can do dumb shit with impunity, that there are not consequences. Harmonix was legitimately damaged, they lost deals.

The Jeff remark that they are now of Fig was kind of savage.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

XXI does need to be "Irresponsible Waste of Space."

Or "Shitty Orphanage for Nightmares."

 

[Infinite Justice]

so i guess Dan finally told the John Drake story he had been hinting about some time now?

also it sounds like another hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.gif in regards to Dan's life

 

[Antiwhippy]

More like flabbergasted in my case. It's absurdity that you don't witness a lot in real life.

It was a time before people knew that the internet was about lies.

Or before a time where people knew the internet was about lies but posted that shit anyway for the clicks.

 

[TraBuch]

Is it bad that I kinda want something to just blow up in Dan's face for once?

 

[Twin Tails]

hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.gif

lol

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Do you ever just lay awake at night wishing you were Helmut Kruger

 

[Antiwhippy]

Though to be fair I don't think harmonix not getting that sweet GNR license has all that much to do with their current predicament.

Do you ever just lay awake at night wishing you were Helmut Kruger

Fuck no, I like having hair.

 

[TharpDaddy]

Fuck no, I like having hair.

But you gain so much more.