Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread: Don't believe everything you read, Son

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He loooks like he comes from Wrath of the Titans.
 
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He loooks like he comes from Wrath of the Titans.

That's like the shittiest screencap one could possibly muster. I'm not saying he'll look leagues better (see what I did there?) with a better shot but posting a terrible screenshot to a group of people who will tear it apart doesn't scream "fair" to me.
 
No? Batman is pretty regularly crazy. His whole theme is that he's just as insane as his villains. He's a guy that has tons of money and could probably do a lot to change the world but he dresses as a bat and beats the shit out of people.

He's done that:

Wayne Enterprises
Thomas and Martha Wayne Foundation
Batman Incorporated
 
To be honest the Batman and Superman in this movie don't sound like interpretations of the characters that appeal to me.
Will probably see the film at some point, but all my hype has left me.
 
He dresses up like a bat and doles out vigilante justice. He's extremely intelligent. He isn't unaware that what he does is borderline. It's why, time and again you have villains saying he's a hairs breath away from being just like them.

A hair breaths away? No, He's nothing like his villains. Outside of Miller's portrayal and Flashpoint, almost nothing else has Batman portrayed like some loose cannon hurting innocent people for the hell of it.
 
Chris Stuckmann's review is now in the front page of Reddit. And I found this post

WB: Fire Snyder, Goyer, Terrio. Get Paul Dini, Bruce Timm and Brad Bird.


Paul Dini, Bruce Timm and Brad Bird
Please let this happen PLEASE!
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"Paul Dini has gone over to Marvel" Nevermind :(
 
It's boggles the mind how poorly the DC film universe is being managed right now. I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically. Superman is Jesus is literally every single superman movie they've made so I wasn't expecting much there. Whatever.

Snyder assumes that he's doing the fans service by giving us edgier hyper violent characters. What he's forgetting is that over the past 10 years, comic book movies became something more than mean spirited and nasty wish fulfillment fantasies for ostracized teenagers. They became thematically deeper (i.e., the Nolan trilogy) or enjoyable romps (i.e. the entire marvel film universe).

Comic movies have crawled out of the quagmire of adolescent revenge fantasies, and now Snyder is dragging them back to that nastiness.

But Snyder doesn't understand any of that. He's too shallow. Purely a visual director. All he know how to do is plagiarize images and basic themes from other acclaimed sources (i.e. Watchmen or Millers the dark knight returns) and slap his hyper violent anime action on top of it. It's really sad to see the DC universe being mishandled like this on film, especially since the TV iterations of DC characters are so much fun to watch right now.

I'm not saying that you're a bad person if you enjoy this movie, but you're definitely in the "angry & alienated" demographic that supports the Donald Trump campaign. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. It just saddens me that Hollywood is treating cherished DC characters the same way as the Transformers has been.

Sony has rebooted the Spidey character 19 different times in the past 10 years, so hopefully the execs at Warners can wake up and have the balls to do the same. It's not necessarily the actors that need to be canned, it's the writer/director team.
 
It's boggles the mind how poorly the DC film universe is being managed right now. I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically. Superman is Jesus is literally every single superman movie they've made so I wasn't expecting much there. Whatever.

Snyder assumes that he's doing the fans service by giving us edgier hyper violent characters. What he's forgetting is that over the past 10 years, comic book movies became something more than mean spirited and nasty wish fulfillment fantasies for ostracized teenagers. They became thematically deeper (i.e., the Nolan trilogy) or enjoyable romps (i.e. the entire marvel film universe).

Comic movies have crawled out of the quagmire of adolescent revenge fantasies, and now Snyder is dragging them back to that nastiness.

But Snyder doesn't understand any of that. He's too shallow. Purely a visual director. All he know how to do is plagiarize images and basic themes from other acclaimed sources (i.e. Watchmen or Millers the dark knight returns) and slap his hyper violent anime action on top of it. It's really sad to see the DC universe being mishandled like this on film, especially since the TV iterations of DC characters are so much fun to watch right now.

I'm not saying that you're a bad person if you enjoy this movie, but you're definitely in the "angry & alienated" demographic that supports the Donald Trump campaign. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. It just saddens me that Hollywood is treating cherished DC characters the same way as the Transformers has been.

Sony has rebooted the Spidey character 19 different times in the past 10 years, so hopefully the execs at Warners can wake up and have the balls to do the same. It's not necessarily the actors that need to be canned, it's the writer/director team.

You're awful.

You're literally the worst thing I have read in this read so far. So congratz I guess. Just go away.
 
I read some earlier previews that Batman does a lot of detective work in this. Not sure where they got that from cause Batman doesn't really do shit for Detective work. Not that I was expecting much of it because it'd feel kind of weird in a Batman v Superman movie, but that now seems like a weird thing I saw people saying early on.
 
You're awful.

You're literally the worst thing I have read in this read so far. So congratz I guess. Just go away.

Lmao. I don't agree with that dude at all. That said, a couple of reviews have hit on some bullshit macho-power fantasy undertones and problematic themes w/r/t women. To be supremely clear - I think that is a far cry from shitting on anyone who might happen to enjoy it.
 
It's boggles the mind how poorly the DC film universe is being managed right now. I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically. Superman is Jesus is literally every single superman movie they've made so I wasn't expecting much there. Whatever.

Snyder assumes that he's doing the fans service by giving us edgier hyper violent characters. What he's forgetting is that over the past 10 years, comic book movies became something more than mean spirited and nasty wish fulfillment fantasies for ostracized teenagers. They became thematically deeper (i.e., the Nolan trilogy) or enjoyable romps (i.e. the entire marvel film universe).

Comic movies have crawled out of the quagmire of adolescent revenge fantasies, and now Snyder is dragging them back to that nastiness.

But Snyder doesn't understand any of that. He's too shallow. Purely a visual director. All he know how to do is plagiarize images and basic themes from other acclaimed sources (i.e. Watchmen or Millers the dark knight returns) and slap his hyper violent anime action on top of it. It's really sad to see the DC universe being mishandled like this on film, especially since the TV iterations of DC characters are so much fun to watch right now.

I'm not saying that you're a bad person if you enjoy this movie, but you're definitely in the "angry & alienated" demographic that supports the Donald Trump campaign.
Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. It just saddens me that Hollywood is treating cherished DC characters the same way as the Transformers has been.

Sony has rebooted the Spidey character 19 different times in the past 10 years, so hopefully the execs at Warners can wake up and have the balls to do the same. It's not necessarily the actors that need to be canned, it's the writer/director team.
What.
The fuck.
Am I.
READING?!
 
It's boggles the mind how poorly the DC film universe is being managed right now. I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically. Superman is Jesus is literally every single superman movie they've made so I wasn't expecting much there. Whatever.

Snyder assumes that he's doing the fans service by giving us edgier hyper violent characters. What he's forgetting is that over the past 10 years, comic book movies became something more than mean spirited and nasty wish fulfillment fantasies for ostracized teenagers. They became thematically deeper (i.e., the Nolan trilogy) or enjoyable romps (i.e. the entire marvel film universe).

Comic movies have crawled out of the quagmire of adolescent revenge fantasies, and now Snyder is dragging them back to that nastiness.

But Snyder doesn't understand any of that. He's too shallow. Purely a visual director. All he know how to do is plagiarize images and basic themes from other acclaimed sources (i.e. Watchmen or Millers the dark knight returns) and slap his hyper violent anime action on top of it. It's really sad to see the DC universe being mishandled like this on film, especially since the TV iterations of DC characters are so much fun to watch right now.

I'm not saying that you're a bad person if you enjoy this movie, but you're definitely in the "angry & alienated" demographic that supports the Donald Trump campaign. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. It just saddens me that Hollywood is treating cherished DC characters the same way as the Transformers has been.

Sony has rebooted the Spidey character 19 different times in the past 10 years, so hopefully the execs at Warners can wake up and have the balls to do the same. It's not necessarily the actors that need to be canned, it's the writer/director team.
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Look, someone had to say it. Movies are often a good representation of our social zeitgeist. This one doesn't speak well of us.

So, I'm asking this because your comment was a little ambiguously worded, but... um, have you seen it? This bit is throwing me off:

I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically.

If you didn't see it, not only did it not have to be said, it's frankly more than slightly ridiculous.
 
This thread seems like about 10 people who have actually seen it to mostly middling reviews and then a lot more people having not seen it and freaking out and questioning what they're hearing.
 
It's boggles the mind how poorly the DC film universe is being managed right now. I didnt need spoilers to know that this movie was going to be bad, but wow, this sounds not just bad, it sounds depressing. Yes there are versions of batman mythology that are hyper violent, but he's also still a brilliant detective. Sounds like the version we got is dull witted and fueled by vengeance and closer to punisher thematically. Superman is Jesus is literally every single superman movie they've made so I wasn't expecting much there. Whatever.

Snyder assumes that he's doing the fans service by giving us edgier hyper violent characters. What he's forgetting is that over the past 10 years, comic book movies became something more than mean spirited and nasty wish fulfillment fantasies for ostracized teenagers. They became thematically deeper (i.e., the Nolan trilogy) or enjoyable romps (i.e. the entire marvel film universe).

Comic movies have crawled out of the quagmire of adolescent revenge fantasies, and now Snyder is dragging them back to that nastiness.

But Snyder doesn't understand any of that. He's too shallow. Purely a visual director. All he know how to do is plagiarize images and basic themes from other acclaimed sources (i.e. Watchmen or Millers the dark knight returns) and slap his hyper violent anime action on top of it. It's really sad to see the DC universe being mishandled like this on film, especially since the TV iterations of DC characters are so much fun to watch right now.

I'm not saying that you're a bad person if you enjoy this movie, but you're definitely in the "angry & alienated" demographic that supports the Donald Trump campaign. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. It just saddens me that Hollywood is treating cherished DC characters the same way as the Transformers has been.

Sony has rebooted the Spidey character 19 different times in the past 10 years, so hopefully the execs at Warners can wake up and have the balls to do the same. It's not necessarily the actors that need to be canned, it's the writer/director team.

Hahaha That's it. Done with the OT for today. Back to the SFV thread I go.
 
Saw the film with a group of 6 last night at the NZ premier. We all enjoyed it. Some a lot more than others, but no one said it was awful by any means...
 
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