Single men wash their sheets four times a year

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Single dude here

I wash my sheets after every time I either have sex in my bed or let my dogs sleep on my bed.

Both happen maybe once a season. Not at the same time tho.
 
I love not caring about germs.

My immune system is incredible, I don't have to stress about stupid shit, and as a bonus, I don't come across as an arrogant first-world dickhead when discussing hygienic practices.

Win win win.

:P
 
Oveja Negra said:
Just like we don't really need shampoo or soap, we don't need to wash the sheets either.

It's nothing more than a modern social convention (most probably pushed by companies), we evolved to resist the dirt, bacterias, whatever.
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yeah laundry detergent is forced unto our daily lives by greedy corporations. Just water will do. You don't need toothpaste either, just use your finger nails to scratch off the plaque every now and then and you're good. Deodorant messes with your skin too so don't put that under your arm pits or you'll get a rash. Shaving cream is not needed either. Just put some saliva on your face and shave if you must. It's time humanity goes back to our hygenic roots from the 1700's
 
I fall into the 3-4 times a year camp. But I leave it covered up whenever I'm not sleeping in it and I never sit or lie down on it unless I've changed into clothes I only wear inside the house first.
 
Once a month sounds about right. I never go to bed without showering so it takes a bit of time to build up some funk. But whenever sex was on the table a wash was always done a day before. That's actually the only time i ever bothered cleaning the bathroom and the dishes too. Fuck i hate cleaning.
 
4 times a year, really?

Do they use face cream too?

Conditioner? How's the doll collection?

Only Donald Trump can turn this plague of emasculation around.

as I recall my bachelor years, 4 times a year sounds about right. So disgusting. :-)
 
I'm not going to sit here and act like I've never missed a week, but the bed gets stripped every Sunday. I'll flip my pillowcases midweek too.
 
Once a week, but because a maid comes weekly and does it for me, otherwise I dunno lol. I don't even clean my room thaaat much when a girl comes over.
 
iamaustrian said:
3-4 times a year
enough for me. they get dirty as fuck again anyway in 2-3 days.

what I'm doing is changing the bedside when it's getting too filthy though. I have a fullsize bed and I put always both blankets and pillows (I'm still used to it from having a beloved woman by side 8 years ago).
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This doesn't even begin to make sense.
 
I change mine about every two weeks (more frequently during summer/when especially dirty) and wash them when I run out of clean sheets. I love the feel of fresh/clean sheets.
 
Some of the "1 week" people must

a)sleep naked. Seen those threads bragging about it, gross.
b)are heavy and sweat alot
c)some genetic condition that makes them just smell bad all the time
d)tend to spread their ass juice + sweat when having sex alot
e)germaphobes

There is nothing wrong with washing your sheets weekly but there isnt anything wrong every few months either. Some people just dont have a sweat disorder or wear pajamas or take a shower before bed.

If your sheets "smell" after 2-4 weeks, there is something wrong with you and your body. Obviously you are the type that needs to be cleaner. Trust me, I've met people that smell bad all the time or sweat out of the blue for no reason. I expect these people to clean their sheets and clothes weekly.
 
perfectchaos007 said:
yeah laundry detergent is forced unto our daily lives by greedy corporations. Just water will do. You don't need toothpaste either, just use your finger nails to scratch off the plaque every now and then and you're good. Deodorant messes with your skin too so don't put that under your arm pits or you'll get a rash. Shaving cream is not needed either. Just put some saliva on your face and shave if you must. It's time humanity goes back to our hygenic roots from the 1700's
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You got it, pal!
 
Change sheets Wednesday and Sunday wash both sets Sunday afternoon. Once a month?! There are some gross people out there. Don't Americans mostly shower in the morning too? Yuck.
 
Gutek said:
The thread title should say "Single Men who are not on Neogaf wash their sheets four times a year".

Because clearly, in the land of 12 inch dicks, 3 hours of straight pumping, and instant diarrhea when eating at lowly places like Taco Bell, things are different.
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This basically encapsulates all of neogaf.
 
weekly

going to sleep after a long day in freshly washed sheets straight out of the dryer after a nice hot shower is probably the greatest feeling in the world
 
Timedog said:
Should be DAILY. It's basically underwear. Do you not wash your underwear, socks, or undershirts every single day?

All of you are fucking disgusting.
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Haha I sometimes wear my boxers and socks for like 5 days in a row if I haven't worked out.

I'm a single 26-year old and I change my sheets once per month. Plenty for me.
 
Weekly, no more than ten days I'd say.

My roommate - 25 - I'd venture to say hasn't cleaned his since he got his about a year ago; He's had ashes on his floor by his computer for months.
I really can't wait to live alone next year.
 
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