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[nilbog21]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVOSE4/?tag=neogaf0e-20

for $10 what can go wrong

 

[Charlatan]

Try the sugar-free version for some explosive fun!

 

[Grimm Fandango]

Learn from LA Beast

http://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

 

[Kurdel]

Let's find out

 

[linkboy]

If you want to get intimate with your toilet, this is how you do it.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Learn from LA Beast

http://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

 

[Hypron]

The one thing I miss the most since I stopped eating animal products.

I absolutely love gummy bears, worms, and lollies of all sorts... Like, I'd eat those 5lbs in a couple of days max.

Why is it so hard to find gelatin free alternatives? :'(

 

[Aiii]

This picture though.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Semi-relevant.

 

[Hypron]

This picture though.

Imagine all of that in your stomach at once lol

 

[ItIsOkBro]

amazon.ca has quite the review

 

[Spring Drive]

HotKinkyJo would do some funny things with those

 

[Ethelwulf]

From the Q&A section... WOW:

Question

Have aliens tested the bears given the warning on the packet about the gastrointestinal consequences of eating a product not of the earth?

Answer

It's well know fact that alien spacecrafts utilizes flatulence as it's main source of propulsion. In order to fully harness the massive amount of energy expelled, however, proper initial catalysts must be used. The sugar-free variety containing Lycasin is ideally suited for this task. This product contains sugar, not … see more
By Tony Ho on January 21, 2014
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[2MF]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Holy crap! haha...

 

[shoreu]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Oh my god.

 

[Rudimental]

This picture though.

Gold Bears? More like Brown Bears.

 

[ChaosZeroX]

Perfect lol

 

[weekev]

It puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "jelly belly"

 

[weekev]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Wow....just wow

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

amazon.ca has quite the review

This is godlike, on par with oatmeal's story about horses.

 

[Aztechnology]

amazon.ca has quite the review

A new contender. There's no product on Amazon that has reviews quite like the Haribo deluge.

 

[Pejo]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Man this review had me laughing so hard I had to walk out of the office.

 

[JoeNut]

that fucking review hahahahaha

 

[DOWN]

screaming @ the review that is just The Lord's Prayer

 

[Schadenfreude]

Too much gelatin makes your teeth go grey.

 

[Dazza]

Try the sugar-free version for some explosive fun!

Sugar alcohols can do that, totally disruptive to your bacteria

 

[ampere]

amazon.ca has quite the review

"Needless to say, I missed my flight."

LOL

 

[SliceSabre]

So eating these are a good part of a weightloss plan huh?

 

[SirCheese]

This picture though.

Should hold it lower for thread accuracy.

 

[Rur0ni]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Review contains the word "opulence". In.

 

[zeemumu]

Men from the jelly belly corporation come and take you away to make jellybeans.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Edit: I see the LA Beast was posted. Yeah.

On my last day in the office, I'm bringing a 5lb bag of these in and leaving them for people to eat. As a farewell gift.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

amazon.ca has quite the review

This just made my day.

 

[Khoryos]

amazon.ca has quite the review

I'm trying to find the referenced newspaper article, but I'm having trouble. I really hope it actually exists...

 

[DJwest]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Thanks for posting this lol

 

[Dishwalla]

It'll go to your thighs.

Then you'll blow up.

 

[ghostofsparta]

Francis already did it on Malcolm In The Middle

 

[Baron Von Beans]

People. Those are NOT the sugar free version. So feel free to eat pounds of gummies without fear of destroying your body too badly. I got these a month back or so. Delightfully awesome, especially at that price. I might just do it again.

 

[Symphonia]

Is there anything similar on Amazon UK? I can't find anything.

 

[Razzorn34]

amazon.ca has quite the review

Holy shit! This storytelling!

 

[Krejlooc]

Instead of doing that, just get 5 of those giant, 1-lbs gummy bears instead.

 

[shira]

Should hold it lower for thread accuracy.

Your stomach is pretty high up

 

[Soapbox Killer]

amazon.ca has quite the review

This is the greatest review of any product I have ever read!

 

[UpDownLeftRight]

HotKinkyJo would do some funny things with those

Disturbingly I already know that name, so I'm just going to give people a friendly warning not to google this.

 

[Krejlooc]

amazon.ca has quite the review

lmfao yes

 

[Beartruck]

Real talk, once a year I get a 5 lb bag of the haribo gummy apples. Takes me about a month to work through it, and I always feel like a disgusting piece of shit after.

 

[Holmes]

Try the sugar-free version for some explosive fun!

My grandma used to buy these when I was young, so I've eaten a lot. I think my body must've built up an immunity. I don't care for them, but when you're a kid you'll eat any kind of candy.

 

[Gozan]

This picture though.

"As you can see, the whole bag can theoretically fit inside the cavities in your torso. Sure, some of that volume might be in your lungs, but are you really going to make that your final stand over the well-being of your body, you goddamn piece of filth?"

 

[Scorpion Soldier]

I remember when they did this at RT, only it was one huge 5lbs gummy bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h3z93oAGsk

 

[Juanfp]

Bad idea. I am telling you from a personal experience.