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FUME5 said:
I grow increasingly ambivalent about it.
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I wasn't totally on board when they first announced it but that trailer really sold me. And if they are actually pushing it past the switch release then they are really polishing the hell out of it to make it perfect. But I am a bit of a nintendo fanboy.

and here i am, top of the page, calling myself a fanboy
 
Lately I have been finding myself drifting back to jrpgs. In recent months played through SMT III, SMT IV Apocalypse, Dragon Quest, Dragon Quest VII
 
Ceallach said:
Lately I have been finding myself drifting back to jrpgs. In recent months played through SMT III, SMT IV Apocalypse, Dragon Quest, Dragon Quest VII
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I need to play more Dragon Quest, started on NES and need the PS1 and PS2 ones.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention guys and gals that I also play The Witcher games(1st 2), though I need to play The Witcher 3 in full and with a better graphics card.
 
Timu said:
I need to play more Dragon Quest, started on NES and need the PS1 and PS2 ones.

Oh yeah I forgot to mention guys and gals that I also play The Witcher games(1st 2), though I need to play The Witcher 3 in full and with a better graphics card.
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No need to play the ps one dq7. The 3ds version is better in every way. And 8 on ps2 might not be necessary either.

If you only played the first IV then you need the SNES games (repros) or DS games (remakes). You can get
I-III are available on NES, SNES, GBC
IV-VI on SNES or DS
VII on PS ONE or 3ds
VIII on PS2 or 3ds
IX on DS
X is unavailable in English but hopefully v3 for switch and ps4 release
XI will be for PS4 and Switch
 
Ceallach said:
No need to play the ps one dq7. The 3ds version is better in every way. And 8 on ps2 might not be necessary either.

If you only played the first IV then you need the SNES games (repros) or DS games (remakes). You can get
I-III are available on NES, SNES, GBC
IV-VI on SNES or DS
VII on PS ONE or 3ds
VIII on PS2 or 3ds
IX on DS
X is unavailable in English but hopefully v3 for switch and ps4 release
XI will be for PS4 and Switch
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Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I hope to start sometime next year.
 
toadsworth said:
Making headway in VII right now. Almost got all the islands fixed. I'm gonna wait on VIII to see if they make it a PS2->PS4 game.
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I wouldn't hold my breath. There are no Square games on PS2 classics for PS4 and on PS3 there was only Romancing SaGa
 
Man, breath of the wild looks great, and I don't know about you guys but I inferred from the trailer that there could be a playable girl version of Zelda
 
I watched the Zelda trailer (looks good), and some of the Death Stranding trailer (zzz), and nothing else looks interesting to me so I think I'm gonna play some watch dudes

and congrats misha :)
 
Last day at job tomorrow. Deciding what kind of alcohol to get on the way home to celebrate.

Should be a nice relaxing weekend with girlfriend back in town.
 
Jobbs said:
One time I saw a chick in the dude's restroom and I noted it only for being unusual but I didn't really care
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Lol. I see this really often. Especially at events. Usually the queue for the ladies room is like 20 times longer than the gents. So the more daring women just go to the guys bathroom.

And much like you....nobody really cares haha.
 
Jobbs said:
One time I saw a chick in the dude's restroom and I noted it only for being unusual but I didn't really care

Also the hacker skill in Watchdudes 2 that lets me call gang hits on anyone I want is amazing
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I told you!

Also the line to the men's room is basically always shorter. I have occasion to use the men's room probably every few months.
 
Prey looks great. Arkane make gud games and the System Shock, Deus Ex, Dishonored influence is evident. Not entirely sold on the aesthetic, but I'm very keen, and much of my enjoyment will come down to just how deep and agency driven the game system exploration is. Would be happy with something along the lines of Dishonored, and it appears to be steering in that direction.

Death Stranding looks surreal so I'm very interested. Aesthetically unique and attention grabbing. I'm sure the dialogue will be dumb as all mighty fuck. Still want to know how it actually plays as a video game. And still kinda convinced it'll never get released and instead just consume every publisher that tries to pick it up.

Breath of the Wild looks good. I'm already sold on it though so I don't really need to see any more. Definitely a bit concerned how it'll come together as a whole. Nintendo is leaning in the right direction and I have faith they'll pull it off, but the open world direction is absolutely a risk. Different design, but Skyward Sword has obnoxious elements (like the stupid crafting) feeding in influenced from other games, I just hope Nintendo doesn't shit the bed in that regard. No matter how it turns out it'll probably be the comfiest game in a long while. Cute rainy day game.

Mass Effect looks like Mass Effect with open world influence. I'm so suckered and entrenched in the series that I'll buy it regardless and the combat looks like a lot of fun, but Andromeda remains the most unfathomably poorly marketed game of AAA status that I can think of in recent memory. BW/EA's marketing arm has no fucking idea what they're doing with promotional material. It's so unfocused and incoherent.

anyway it's the weekend
this week was a nightmare and for all the wrong reasons; our audit which should have been horrendous was super crazy wonderful short and cruisy and he had positive feedback to give us, but the workweek itself was balanced out by abusive clients and meltdowns, and too much overtime
i have some nice beers to unwind and dishonored 2 to finish
tomorrow i'm heading out to see mad max: fury road blood and chrome at an old cinema
maybe some christmas shopping
thank you for reading
 
liliththepale said:
I told you!

Also the line to the men's room is basically always shorter. I have occasion to use the men's room probably every few months.
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Is there any effective distinction between calling a gang hit and a police hit?

Clydefrog said:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...cter-are-you?utm_term=.yjyEvEDpON#.vtq3K3xL0l

did it 2x and got Yoda both times, giving different answers

*high-five*
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I'm Yoda, but I dislike all Bond films and don't care about The Beatles so I just randomed on those choices
 
Tence said:
Goedemorgen.


Not sure what your avatar being shit and hanging out with me has to do with each other though
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He's saying you're not mean to him.

Let's all get baked in Amsterdam (or anywhere it is recreationally legal) this time next year.
 
brrr, I am so chilled, had to be on the loading ramp at -7 degrees Celsius for almost two hours, because beer delivery came too early.

And I must go back to work in next three hours..
 
The number of people who think Kojima is some kind of genius is astonishing

He's a guy who likes self indulgent, incomprehensible stories and big tits and fan service. Sometimes his interest in doing things a little quirky or strange manifests in interesting moments, but I almost feel like that's by accident.

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#genius #art #artist #gamesareart
 
Jobbs said:
The number of people who think Kojima is some kind of genius is astonishing

He's a guy who likes self indulgent, incomprehensible stories and big tits and fan service. Sometimes his interest in doing things a little quirky or strange manifests in interesting moments, but I almost feel like that's by accident.

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#genius #art #artist #gamesareart
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The butt shot is what kills the whole scene. It goes from needlessly titillating to straight up juvenile.

Kojima reminds me of current-day Masamune Shirow: great talent wasted on a person who has grown leery and self-indulgent to the point of becoming a parody of his former self.

With that said, I need to watch the latest trailer. Maybe he can still surprise me.
 
Transhuman said:
What are the women in Ghost Song like?
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Female characters/entities in the game off the top of my head:


  • "Daughter": An old lady. A bit wistful.
  • Gili: Determined. Sometimes brooding. Looking for her sister
  • Mabec: Eccentric. Is a disembodied robot head. Not necessarily female but has a female voice. Likes flowers
  • Matilda: Is a zombie
  • Pasha: 14 years old. Curious and optimistic. Looking for her sister. Befriended an alien
  • Relic: Mysterious. A transcendent dimensional traveler
  • Lucy: Another zombie. Has telekinetic powers.
  • "Scientist": Hermit. Interested in her science. Has some knowledge about the world to share
  • Sil: A hunter who wants to find and kill the bug queen.
  • "Stranded Girl". Conducting an experiment. Is bitchy to the player.

DrM said:
flat as ironing board :P
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Not all are, but their apparel and behavior are meant to be practical and not designed to titillate the player
 
Funky Papa said:
The butt shot is what kills the whole scene. It goes from needlessly titillating to straight up juvenile.

Kojima reminds me of current-day Masamune Shirow: great talent wasted on a person who has grown leery and self-indulgent to the point of becoming a parody of his former self.

With that said, I need to watch the latest trailer. Maybe he can still surprise me.
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I came up with the Appleseed and first GITS mangas and I liked them both (mainly for the art, which was brilliant). Later I got a another GITS book -- I forget what it's called -- But it's basically just softcore porn masquarading as a science fiction story. Male characters are barely seen at all and we mainly just get panel after panel after panel of scantily clad or nude women in sexy poses from leering angles. It's astonishing.
 
DrM said:
flat as ironing board :P
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No not what they look like, what are they like. Technicians and engineers, worn to sardonic nubs by the demanding nature of interstellar space flight? Greiving and traumatised from the crash and barely keeping it together through the life and death situation they're now in? Cold and professional?

Jobbs said:
Not all are, but their apparel and behavior are meant to be practical and not designed to titillate the player
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Maybe in Ghost Song 2 they crash on a beach planet?

Where the aliens play volleyball?
 
Transhuman said:
No not what they look like, what are they like. Technicians and engineers, worn to sardonic nubs by the demanding nature of interstellar space flight? Greiving and traumatised from the crash and barely keeping it together through the life and death situation they're now in? Cold and professional?



Maybe in Ghost Song 2 they crash on a beach planet?

Where the aliens play volleyball?
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The specifics about what someone is wearing or what their activities include aren't really what makes a game "fan service" or juvenile or stupid or offensive. What makes it those things is intent.
 
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