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[BronsonLee]

I'd like to inform the public that I had to turn down a screening of Baywatch because I'm going to Italy that day

What a sacrifice

 

[HeySeuss]

I'd like to inform the public that I had to turn down a screening of Baywatch because I'm going to Italy that day

What a sacrifice

Baywatch looks funny to me. It seems very self aware.

 

[J_Viper]

Baywatch looks funny to me. It seems very self aware.

It actually does look enjoyable, but then I remember it's from the Horrible Bosses director.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Efron's abs are unreal.

There's been a standee at the theater the last two times I went, and both times, they startled me.

Like, a tiny step backwards as I mutter "what the f—" before I realize it's just Efron's abs.

 

[HeySeuss]

Efron's abs are unreal.

There's been a standee at the theater the last two times I went, and both times, they startled me.

Like, a tiny step backwards as I mutter "what the f—" before I realize it's just Efron's abs.

Are they real? Seeing the preview before Guardians made it almost look live movie magic abs.

 

[BronsonLee]

Watch Baywatch pull a Tarzan and make heavy cash just solely on abs

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Are they real?

I think so, same shit happened in Neighbors, didn't it?

I say "happened" because those abs don't just show up on screen, they HAPPEN TO YOU.

It's fucking startling, being asked to look at them.

"Those are real"
"Fuck no they aren't"
"They're real, look at em"
"I refuse to believe"
"You must"
"Fuck this I'm leaving"
"Don't look at your stomach"
"I won't look at my—GODDAMMIT I am upset with my life right now"

 

[Anth0ny]

lol

best steroids money can buy


that's stallone in the mid 80s-level ripped

 

[shintoki]

Are they real? Seeing the preview before Guardians made it almost look live movie magic abs.

Efron has been full beasting in the last several movies. Dudes basically the closest to a Greek God.

 

[Discotheque]

I don't think he looks good tbh. Breh looks freakish.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That's a fucking action figure, jesus.

Like, if you grab him just under the armpits, and lift straight up, the rubber-band that connects his pelvis to his torso will show

 

[HeySeuss]

lol

best steroids money can buy


that's stallone in the mid 80s-level ripped

That's unsettling. How can he have the top 4 but not the bottom 4?

 

[FTF]

Efron's abs are unreal.

There's been a standee at the theater the last two times I went, and both times, they startled me.

Like, a tiny step backwards as I mutter "what the f—" before I realize it's just Efron's abs.

lol I said the same thing watching the newest Baywatch trailer. An almost out loud wtf.

 

[BronsonLee]

That's a fucking action figure, jesus.

Like, if you grab him just under the armpits, and lift straight up, the rubber-band that connects his pelvis to his torso will show

This might be the best post you've ever made

That's unsettling. How can he have the top 4 but not the bottom 4?

At least he isnt like me and just has one ab

 

[Heshinsi]

lol

best steroids money can buy


that's stallone in the mid 80s-level ripped

Jesus , he looks like a G.I.Joe toy lol.

 

[Anth0ny]

yeah those obliques and hip flexors are the dead giveaways. You don't get that low bodyfat% naturally lol.

 

[broncobuster]

It helps that Efron and Stallone are relatively short.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That sure as shit hasn't helped me.

 

[kswiston]

That sure as shit hasn't helped me.

Work out 3 hours a day with the assistance of a personal trainer. Eat 5000-6000 calories of fish, grilled chicken, other high protein items, and avoid carbs or things that taste good. Make sure that you are spreading that out so that you are eating every 2 hours. Possibly invest in performance enhancers. Make sure to dehydrate yourself every time you want to take off your shirt.

Boom. Movie Abs.


Or you can have an enjoyable life.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

I got a headache and quailed out in my chair just reading that

 

[Anth0ny]

Work out 3 hours a day with the assistance of a personal trainer. Eat 5000-6000 calories of fish, grilled chicken, other high protein items, and avoid carbs or things that taste good. Make sure that you are spreading that out so that you are eating every 2 hours. Possibly invest in performance enhancers. Make sure to dehydrate yourself every time you want to take off your shirt.

Boom. Movie Abs.


Or you can have an enjoyable life.

+ remember you are a multi millionaire, preparing for a role that will get you millions more.

 

[Penguin]

...What is going on with this page haha

But yes his abs are abnormal to me. It's weird.

 

[Slayven]

Watch Baywatch pull a Tarzan and make heavy cash just solely on abs

Baywatch looks like trash

 

[Obliterator]

Efron is 100% on juice.

Which is fine, but he's on HGH at the least

 

[PhoncipleBone]

And we finally found the thing that will break Bobby's spirit...Efron's abs and talking about his diet/workout regiment.

But really, Efron in Baywatch I think is a byproduct of being around The Rock. They just rubbed off on each other and worked out like fiends while making the film, trying to push each other further, and to make everyone watching the film feel bad about themselves and their health choices.

Especially Bronson.

 

[kswiston]

Gitesh from Box Office Guru is saying ~$55M on Friday from Guardians.

Expect an opening similar to Suicide Squad if that holds.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm in the best shape of my life son

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I'm in the best shape of my life son

How Bronson sees himself:

How Bronson really is:

 

[BronsonLee]

That latter pic will absolutely be me after I eat all of the bread in Europe

 

[PhoncipleBone]

That latter pic will absolutely be me after I eat all of the bread in Europe

And yet I didn't post the Bronson pic to make us all feel bad. Bronson with his wife.

 

[kswiston]

And we finally found the thing that will break Bobby's spirit...Efron's abs and talking about his diet/workout regiment.

But really, Efron in Baywatch I think is a byproduct of being around The Rock. They just rubbed off on each other and worked out like fiends while making the film, trying to push each other further, and to make everyone watching the film feel bad about themselves and their health choices.

Especially Bronson.

I'm as tall as Dwayne Johnson. All I need to do is lose about 15lbs of fat and then put on about 75lbs of muscle and we'd have the same build!

If that doesn't happen in the next 10 years, I'll just claim that I was going for the Vince Vaughn look instead.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

E'rybody wan to go to ab heaven, no body wan gym dead.

 

[BronsonLee]

This page has taught me that swiss will probably chokeslam the shit out of me at a GAF Meetup while Bobby would be pragmatic and just hit me in the back with a chair

Also I skipped the gym today to drink and get my hair did so clearly my priorities are in the right place

 

[3N16MA]

If GotG2 opens below Suicide Squad I dare someone to make a thread. "GotG2 flops below Suicide Squad on OW."

Just sit back and watch the shit show.

 

[MHWilliams]

If GotG2 opens below Suicide Squad I dare someone to make a thread. "GotG2 flops below Suicide Squad on OW."

Just sit back and watch the shit show.

Something something Power Rangers something something Ant-Man.

I'm still of the mindset that DC's floor might be Marvel's ceiling if they actually made good films.

 

[Obliterator]

If GotG2 opens below Suicide Squad I dare someone to make a thread. "GotG2 flops below Suicide Squad on OW."

Just sit back and watch the shit show.

Pls don't.

I have a feeling the results are already gonna be a shit show of Marvel / Comic books are doomed if Guardians comes in a tad low

 

[BronsonLee]

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Guardians face their fate, fail to meet squad goals

 

[3N16MA]

Pls don't.

I have a feeling the results are already gonna be a shit show of Marvel / Comic books are doomed if Guardians comes in a tad low

I wouldn't think of it.

I nominate Bronson as tribute.

 

[broncobuster]

Abs and box office go hand in hand. How is everybody forgetting the two saviors of Tarzan: Margot Robbie and the abs.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Guardians face their fate, fail to meet squad goals

It has to be a final statement that doesn't complete cause he ran out of words in the

 

[kswiston]

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Guardians face their fate, fail to meet squad goals

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Bohemian Rhapsody > Fox on the Run

 

[Discotheque]

Tarzan looks better than Efron

Efrons spray body builder tan and Ken doll abs are a trip. Dude looks like freaking krang lol

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Bohemian Rhapsody > Fox on the Run

Wkd BO 05•05-07•17 - Guardians defy fate; leave competition furious

 

[Obliterator]

Tarzan looks better than Efron

Efrons spray body builder tan and Ken doll abs are a trip. Dude looks like freaking krang lol

Tarzan might / probably is natural.

There are several give aways Efron isn't. Might be part of the reason some people find his current bulked out look off putting.

 

[kswiston]

Presales for Power Rangers in China are terrible 5 days out. Someone was arguing with me in a previous thread that the film would be big there due to Superheroes + Robots. That isn't happening.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I'm as tall as Dwayne Johnson. All I need to do is lose about 15lbs of fat and then put on about 75lbs of muscle and we'd have the same build!

If that doesn't happen in the next 10 years, I'll just claim that I was going for the Vince Vaughn look instead.

Meanwhile I am here looking like some weird clone of Jon Cryer.

 

[shintoki]

Work out 3 hours a day with the assistance of a personal trainer. Eat 5000-6000 calories of fish, grilled chicken, other high protein items, and avoid carbs or things that taste good. Make sure that you are spreading that out so that you are eating every 2 hours. Possibly invest in performance enhancers. Make sure to dehydrate yourself every time you want to take off your shirt.

Boom. Movie Abs.


Or you can have an enjoyable life.

Could just do Coke and call it a day.

 

[Schlorgan]

I would be really upset if SS beats Guardians. Guardians is pretty great. Definitely up there with the first and TWS in terms of Best MCU movies.

 

[Penguin]

I would be really upset if SS beats Guardians. Guardians is pretty great. Definitely up there with the first and TWS in terms of Best MCU movies.

Eh I wouldn't lose sleep.

I don't even know if top 5.

Weakest of their last 2 years or so for me.

 

[Prompto]

I know Disney was expecting a 150 million plus opening but they can't be too disappointed a Guardians of the Galaxy movie is opening above 100 million and way above the first, right?