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Dating Age |OT$6| Just ask her out already

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Peltz said:
Have you ever read Bukowski? Check out this book:

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You'll feel like less of a cunt. It's also just an extremely good book that every man should read. It will toughen you up, even if you're already a tough son of a bitch.
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I've read it. It's just him talking about being drunk as fuck everyday.
 
Something happened on Friday that pissed me off.

My car is an older car. A 1996 camry. I like it.

We were leaving the Irvine Spectrum and a suddenly i get pulled over. The cop tried saying that I didn't have my headlights on, but that's a load of crap.

When they too my license they were like "why did you come all the way here from long beach?"

Because I'm on a date you fucking fascist.

Ravenclaw laughed it off, but it was a little embarrassing.
 
Megalosaro said:
Something happened on Friday that pissed me off.

My car is an older car. A 1996 camry. I like it.

We were leaving the Irvine Spectrum and a suddenly i get pulled over. The cop tried saying that I didn't have my headlights on, but that's a load of crap.

When they too my license they were like "why did you come all the way here from long beach?"

Because I'm on a date you fucking fascist.

Ravenclaw laughed it off, but it was a little embarrassing.
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Your Harry Potter pet names give me diabetes. Give her your Horned Serpent so that it stops being so damn pure!
The Ilvermorny house names work so well for sex puns
 
Had a good weekend together, and I continue to be sprung. Just had some amazing adult time, as the kids seem to be saying these days.
I need to get me one of those maids. No extra key, though - I have this futuristic electronic door lock that looks like the bomb Nicholas Cage has in the beginning of Face/Off.

Fast Forward said:
So, I guess this is the right place for this.

What's the best places to meet woman in real life?
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How about the OP of the thread?
Poor Giages took all that time to write it, the least you could do is read it.
 
Megalosaro said:
Something happened on Friday that pissed me off.

My car is an older car. A 1996 camry. I like it.

We were leaving the Irvine Spectrum and a suddenly i get pulled over. The cop tried saying that I didn't have my headlights on, but that's a load of crap.

When they too my license they were like "why did you come all the way here from long beach?"

Because I'm on a date you fucking fascist.

Ravenclaw laughed it off, but it was a little embarrassing.
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Cops in Irvine have nothing better to do. You'll get pulled over for anything there, often they're just trying to catch somebody who has a drink of anything so they make up bogus reasons to pull people over.
 
ZackieChan said:
How about the OP of the thread?
Poor Giages took all that time to write it, the least you could do is read it.
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Actually tbh I don't think I have anything about actually finding the elusive womens out in the wild in the OP

but at the same time it's kinda, well... They're everywhere lol
 
So girl dated hit me with the "I've been single for so long and I'm just want time to discover myself stuff" We really were very comfortable speaking with each other, She iniated conversations etc, everything seemed pointing the right way.

But I guess not.

She just wanted me to know so she doesn't come off as leading me on to then dissapoint me. I guess I can respect her for that, but man it sucks. My dating life is pretty damn laughable, I try everything I can to learn what I did wrong the last time and improve for the next time I date someone, but when everytime the second date seems to be as far as I can go, I kinda just start losing interest in dating
 
After a year off I got back into dating apps. No matches so far (no surprise, I'm extemely picky) but it'll happen and I know to get straight to the point now instead of exchanging life stories through chat.
 
brawly said:
After a year off I got back into dating apps. No matches so far (no surprise, I'm extemely picky) but it'll happen and I know to get straight to the point now instead of exchanging life stories through chat.
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PancakeBurglar said:
Such a rough week for me this past week, plenty of matches but nothing went anywhere. Just one of those weeks, hopefully this week is better for me.
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good luck :)

for me, a very promising date went MIA on me since yesterday (the date was supposed to be today). Not sure if it's ghosting as WhatsApp still says the messages are not read.

i phoned her but she didn't pick up....I am now a little bit concerned about her (not just ghosting etc) as she was moving from another city to my city today and we planned to meet up after her moving-in.
 
I'm messaging some girl who explicitly said she's not looking to meet irl, so I thought I'd ask her to review my profile and she called my pictures 10/10.

Uh huh. Gotta be messing with me on some level considering my lack of matches. Like, I don't think they're awful, but I must be doing something wrong.
 
ZackieChan said:
Had a good weekend together, and I continue to be sprung. Just had some amazing adult time, as the kids seem to be saying these days.
I need to get me one of those maids.
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I miss my girl so much 🙈 You are lucky yours is with you. I don't get any adult time and now I'm having withdrawals.


And yea get a maid dude, they've gotta be even cheaper in thailand.
 
Random question: I have a sealed box of condoms inside a plastic bag in my bag. Yesterday a soda can drop and spread out of my bag. The moisture could affect the condoms? Or they are fine because the box and plastic bag?
 
Miroku129 said:
Random question: I have a sealed box of condoms inside a plastic bag in my bag. Yesterday a soda can drop and spread out of my bag. The moisture could affect the condoms? Or they are fine because the box and plastic bag?
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Use them and find out.


For real though I think they'll be fine. Or just buy more since they only cost a few bucks.
 
Miroku129 said:
Random question: I have a sealed box of condoms inside a plastic bag in my bag. Yesterday a soda can drop and spread out of my bag. The moisture could affect the condoms? Or they are fine because the box and plastic bag?
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If they got wet then throw them out. If not then don't.
 
I was told by a co-worker that I'm wasting my time by not having a girlfriend at 25 years old. Who says that shit lol. She wants me to date her daughter too.

Miroku129 said:
Yes, and the box of the pack is sealed as well. Basically the box has not been opened.

The plastic bag is from the store where I buy them.
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The soda isn't going to pierce the foil packaging dawg
 
Miroku129 said:
Yes, and the box of the pack is sealed as well. Basically the box has not been opened.

The plastic bag is from the store where I buy them.
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One would think that you'd open the box and inspect the packaging before posting the question with limited information online 😉
 
ZackieChan said:
One would think that you'd open the box and inspect the packaging before posting the question with limited information online 😉
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The box itself is dry, I suppose that although the backpack was wet, the moisture did not penetrate the box.

Thanks for the help! Its my first time with this kind of themes, so I am nervous as all hell...
 
I want to unfollow a girl I've been interacting with for almost a year now because I think I can't separate her as a friend than a romantic interest.

Which makes no sense because I only met her once in a real life and have only interacted her ever since with random tweets and likes on Twitter. The problem is her birthday is coming up soon and I'm worried if she might wonder why I unfollowed and ruin her birthday which she's counting down... Cause she's only 17 and I'm 23.

Why does this happen to me? 😂

Feel free to criticize me.
 
Jzero said:
Gross dude. I'll never understand what people my age see in really young girls.
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I thought she was older at the time we met. It wasn't until she shared me her skype account which she said she was 17 in her profile and I stopped thinking of her as a romantic interest then.

But now her birthday is coming up and I realized my initial attraction didnt really go away.

But i totally get what you're saying.
 
Oh man, how did I miss that thread about the girlfriend being hit on by coworkers. Good stuff. It has all the craziness that I love about Dating-Age.
 
Stopdoor said:
I'm messaging some girl who explicitly said she's not looking to meet irl, so I thought I'd ask her to review my profile and she called my pictures 10/10.

Uh huh. Gotta be messing with me on some level considering my lack of matches. Like, I don't think they're awful, but I must be doing something wrong.
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What reason does she have to lie?

Yoshimitsu126 said:
I want to unfollow a girl I've been interacting with for almost a year now because I think I can't separate her as a friend than a romantic interest.

Which makes no sense because I only met her once in a real life and have only interacted her ever since with random tweets and likes on Twitter. The problem is her birthday is coming up soon and I'm worried if she might wonder why I unfollowed and ruin her birthday which she's counting down... Cause she's only 17 and I'm 23.

Why does this happen to me? 😂

Feel free to criticize me.
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Dude, it's just Twitter. Unfollow her. Hell I've unfollowed and blocked coworkers (while working with them) and no one that's mature enough gives a fuck

I mean her being 17 means she might give a fuck but come on bro.

vern said:
Ruin her birthday because a random dude unfollowed her on Twitter? Lol
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On the flip side, I have gotten people mad at me for unfollowing them (and it's impressive that they noticed who even unfollowed them in the first place). I can imagine a few of them overreacting and being "MY BIRTHDAY IS RUINED WAHHH PITY MEEEE"

But again, they clearly aren't mature

Megalosaro said:
What the fuck happened here tonight o_O
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Hey now this shit is tame
 
So I may have over stepped my bounds a little.


She sent me some material for alone time. Nothing too spicy, just her in my favorite dress.

Mid alone time I asked if she wanted a dick pic.

She said "I don't think I need to see that"

Hopefully it wasn't too creepy
 
Jzero said:
Gross dude. I'll never understand what people my age see in really young girls.
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My roommates BF thinks I should be dating 18 and 19 year olds. I'm 32, it's a fucking Steely Dan song, it's not happening.
Scotch said:
Oh man, how did I miss that thread about the girlfriend being hit on by coworkers. Good stuff. It has all the craziness that I love about Dating-Age.
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I read the update to that on my commute to work and...damn...what a toxic relationship.
 
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