Nolan does that all the time
Transformers: The Last Knight review thread
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The Sum of Zero
Member
Well said.
brandonh83
Banned
Worst movie I've ever seen in theaters.
The Mummy is just dull-bad.
This is a fucking insult to cinema.
The Mummy is just dull-bad.
This is a fucking insult to cinema.
I mean, I hear you. But seeing a decently rendered TF doing shit on a screen is still something that I'm willing to pay 9 bucks for. I've seen every movie at least 3 times and couldn't point out specific plot points between them unless I tried really hard and devoted some time to the task. But the first time I see a TF in a new movie my brain gets super happy so, goodbye 9 bucks.
ultracal31
You don't get to bring friends.
I pleaded with you not to watch it ;_;
brandonh83
Banned
First off I hate,hate,hate the Transformer movies. HATE THEM.
But I went to a screening tonight, mostly because they were serving dinner,snacks and drinks which were all free including the screening.
I lasted 30 minutes...30 MINUTES. I can't believe people pay money for this shit.
The opening 10 minutes of this movie is like someone punching you in the balls after a vasectomy. The next 20 are like getting punched in the balls while you are getting a vasectomy.
And that's all I have to say about that....
But I went to a screening tonight, mostly because they were serving dinner,snacks and drinks which were all free including the screening.
I lasted 30 minutes...30 MINUTES. I can't believe people pay money for this shit.
The opening 10 minutes of this movie is like someone punching you in the balls after a vasectomy. The next 20 are like getting punched in the balls while you are getting a vasectomy.
And that's all I have to say about that....
Look my favorite part of the 3 films I watched was Devastator transforming because it was legitimely cool. And Megs hands turning into a canon shooting Prime in the first film. But no thank you to Sam's parents, Sam's fucking idiot friend in the 2nd film, the Jordanians, Cade Yaeger, his daughter, etc.
I just watch actual Transformers only clips on youtube, no way I'm sitting through a whole Bay-formers film in theaters again.
Let's relive the coolest part of any of these shit films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rib0V1Nscw8
Yeah. From scene to scene. In The Last Knight, the aspect ratio will change when going back and forth between characters in a dialogue scene. It's really bad.
FullMetalx117
Member
Are we predicting 500 million WW opening weekend?
-tetsuo-
Unlimited Capacity
Huh... i remember them as more like:
You are the only person who thought this
"Hey guys I hate this franchise and have zero interest or investment in any of it. In fact I have negative investment. Let me tell you about how I forced myself to watch the most recent one anyway because I have no self-respect and wanted free food. It suuuuuuuuuuuucked! My input is totally valuable! Really!"
Yo thanks for the review mate.
Fuck, that scene was so dope. I'm not even a fan of that version of Devastator but that was awesome.
brandonh83
Banned
All I'm seeing is someone sharing an opinion. I don't see anywhere that he's forcing it on anyone or trying to prove it.
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
I could've gone to a screening earlier today and passed cause I'm mentally exhausted from seeing Resident Evil: Vendetta on the big screen last night. Sounds like it was the right call. Watching a mediocre movie at home is one thing, seeing one in theaters is draining.
All I see are impressions I can't relate to because I don't know what it feels like to be punched in the balls after a vasectomy. But ymmv!
I will never understand how he manages to make it worse than the previous movies.
I'll see it just to see how bad it is.
brandonh83
Banned
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
You know, if you weren't a mod, someone would have called you on user- and thread whining a long time ago. Others have been banned for it, so maybe, I don't know, stop shitting on other people and hiding behind the mod title?
This is hardly the first time you've pulled this shit.
brandonh83
Banned
I would advise against making my mistake of spending money on it but knock yourself out.
MagnaderAlpha
Member
Don't mind Duckroll, he's a Bayformers stan.
VeryGooster
Banned
Maybe I can convince my theater to accept some other form of currency or barter.
The Sum of Zero
Member
Well to be fair it could be better articulated than "I don't like thing, have some overexaggerated hyperbole instead of actual reasons."
I'm not hiding behind anything. Say whatever you want to say to me, I don't care. The only one whining here is you. I have my IMAX®3D tickets and I'm ready to experience an Academy Award®-winning performance from Sir Anthony Hopkins this weekend. I'm not sure why you are so angry.
brandonh83
Banned
You could pay in horse shit and still want a refund.
To be fair it's difficult to articulate and probably not even worth it.
slightconfuse
Banned
Why are these movies so bad, it doesnt make any sense.
even less sense is how much money they make
even less sense is how much money they make
It's been going down domestically, though the international audience biggest one being china has gotten bigger
So you are the reason these shitty movies keep getting made. It all makes sense now.
I gave my opinion, Now here's my opinion on you. You're a douche.
And I have no self-respect. LOL.
Actually, I was expecting more of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc with a little bit of Modern Times. But who am I to talk?
So you didn't see part 3?
FusedAtoms
Member
Cross posting from another thread
lol perhaps the goal is for it to be so bad people are like no way it's that horrible I need to see this for myself...cause I'm almost at that point :/
Thatoneguy64
Member
Not to defend Transformers movies, but I can't imagine browsing NeoGAF is helping you understand the plot better.
Is this a movie or a school shooting?
Maybe a brain switching operation in neogaf
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
Holy shit. I think I have to see this for myself.
no
you don't
like this isn't offensively bad OH HA HA THAT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE, PRIME IS TOTALLY BEING BLOODTHIRSTY AND POPPING DUDES
this is offensively bad in that it makes you suffer through tens and fifteens minutes of nothing going on and rewards you with punching you in the dick
i've never fucking tuned out of a transformers movie EVER but this is the one that had me whipping out my cellphone in the middle of the movie theaters in the middle row
and no one gave me shit
you don't
like this isn't offensively bad OH HA HA THAT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE, PRIME IS TOTALLY BEING BLOODTHIRSTY AND POPPING DUDES
this is offensively bad in that it makes you suffer through tens and fifteens minutes of nothing going on and rewards you with punching you in the dick
i've never fucking tuned out of a transformers movie EVER but this is the one that had me whipping out my cellphone in the middle of the movie theaters in the middle row
and no one gave me shit
Is this really worse than the film where they gave a robot genitals for a lark?
Cave Johnson
Member
But the motivation clearly came with the free food. Watching was also part of the inclusion.
yes
because that's offensively low-brow
the last one-third of this movie becomes this void of explosions and things that were promised but did not occur
even buster bluth couldn't salvage shit
Tom Nook
Member
brandonh83
Banned
If I watched Revenge of the Fallen right now it would feel like a masterpiece by comparison.
I'm sorry you feel that way. Instead of telling me about post-vasectomy testicular assault though, how about sharing thoughts about the food? Was it good? What did they have? I mean, it must have been compelling for you to want to get your balls punched, metaphorically.
It's too late.
IMAX®3D
Academy Award®-winning Actor
King Arthur
Nazis
Winston Churchill
3-Headed Robot Dragons
I'm all in. Praise the Bay!
Only China really eat this up now. I don't think I've heard anyone saying anything good about Age Of Extinction from the casual crowds even though they praised the hell out of the first trilogy.
LMAOOO
Ah shit, I already have my tickets and can't refund
China
I imagine the human scenes are more bearable when you don't know the language