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[Cunth]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

 

[Bullet Club]

Rockin' in the USA!

I wish my country had songs about it like this.

what's it like being American?

I imagine it's like getting tongue kissed by The Golden Girls everyday.

 

[It's Jeff]

Pretty sweet, I've got to say. One out of every three women is clinically "thicc," if you like that sort of thing.

It's not their fault, though. We're facing a medical emergency where one out of every three women has a "thyroid problem."

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

R O C K WITH AUSSIES YAY

 

[Mihos]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

It's just like Australia..... except counterclockwise.

And our dogs don't have pockets to keep baby dogs in.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

 

[triplestation]

You can go shopping and then go to the food court and eat Japanese food made by Chinese cooks or you can go to Chipotle instead, then snap chat the food and get followers

 

[LegendOfKage]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

Pretty sweet, but the grass is always greener as they say.

 

[lock2k]

But you do have it...

 

[lock2k]

Pretty sweet, I've got to say. One out of every three women is clinically "thicc," if you like that sort of thing.

It's not their fault, though. We're facing a medical emergency where one out of every three women has a "thyroid problem."

Thyroid.

 

[triplestation]

 

[EviLore]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

Unparalleled. Aussies are great though: world travelers, good drinking buddies, resilient.

 

[godhandiscen]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

Kicks ass honestly.

 

[DESTROYA]

I wish my country had songs about it like this. what's it like being American?

Come over for a visit, and you'll see the greatness that awaits.

 

[quickwhips]

Rockin' in the USA!

I imagine it's like getting tongue kissed by The Golden Girls everyday.

Thats my fetish.