E-celeb Alanah Pearce is in Cyberpunk 2077!!!

TLZ said:
I honestly find them super cringey. This new trend of twitter "celebs". Ugh. Especially cancel culture SJWs.
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Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoy watching playthroughs of games now and again online. There's a couple of Twitch streamers I do enjoy, but it's far removed the crowd of most commercially viable "just chatting," for three hours, overtly loud and rehearsed, dabbing mother fuckers. I think once the person playing the game eclipses the game itself, you've lost the plot.

And people like Pearce or Schrier, don't get me started. I was frequenting the "gamer sites," and saw the change in basically real time as gaming journalism shifted from informative impartial tech reviews and analysis to another facet of industry PR and agenda pushing, and these "figureheads," of that emerging movement are so transparent in their goals that it surprises me that so many are taken hook, line and sinker.
 
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My only problem with it I guess is the conversion to Cyberpunk.

Keanu looks breathtaking while she looks like bad breath in game.
 
I do not care if she is in the game, I just watched a few trailers and the lip-synch is bad and distracting, fucking Naughty Dog has spoiled me.
 
Kudos to her, she's probably excited about it.

Imagine being salty internet bottom barrel sludge shitty on a person for being excited about this.

Now if she was twitch thot alinity, I'd understand the hate.
 
I swear I get the impression gaf hates women sometimes. Can you chuds just stop saying anything critical about women? That means you hate them.
 
Ozzie666 said:
Hard to be an impartial and respectable journalist if you keep getting friendly with guys like Troy Baker, Designers of AAA games, Artists and also appear in games. At least to me, she needs to distance herself from any serious Cyberpunk reviews or they will become sales pitches. Can't trust her opinion because its compromised, she is invested in the game now. Good luck to her.
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she had a video months ago where she already said she wont be reviewing the game.
 
Iced Arcade said:
Kudos to her, she's probably excited about it.

Imagine being salty internet bottom barrel sludge shitty on a person for being excited about this.

Now if she was twitch thot alinity, I'd understand the hate.
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Nobody needs to be excited for this. Nobody needs to be excited for her. Hell nobody even needs to care. And if her content or approach isn't your cup of tea, then cool. But half the criticism leveled at her in the thread is your typical kneejerk reactions from people who are uninformed and unfamiliar with her content.

imsosleepy said:
she had a video months ago where she already said she wont be reviewing the game.
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She didn't even review TLoU2. I don't remember why, but being friends with Troy Baker probably had something to do with it.
 
WhiskeyDiver said:
Bullshit fake news. This is about as real as Cyberpunk having a minimum system requrirement of a gtx 780-oohh boy.




It's real. She in the game. And honestly, the overall minimum specs and recommended specs aren't that bad. A 4790 and a 1060 with 12GB (Wait huh?) of ram is cheap.

Though I think recommended system requrements are for around 1080p 60 fps with a mix of low + med + high and limited post processing I am guessing these days in general? I don't think there's ever been a real set performance target with the listed recommended specs all shooting for the same performance. or graphics settings.
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Is that real. Recommended is just a 1060?

brap said:
I swear I get the impression gaf hates women sometimes. Can you chuds just stop saying anything critical about women? That means you hate them.
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We love all women here. All the time.



Do you know how much money I donate to twitch thots. DO YOU KNOW?

To much. To much
 
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imsosleepy said:
she had a video months ago where she already said she wont be reviewing the game.
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That's good of her and absolutely the right thing to do. I thought she did the same with Last of Us 2, but then might have did one anyway?, not too sure. But if she can separate those kind of things and pursue whatever she wants to do, great for her.
 
Ozzie666 said:
That's good of her and absolutely the right thing to do. I thought she did the same with Last of Us 2, but then might have did one anyway?, not too sure. But if she can separate those kind of things and pursue whatever she wants to do, great for her.
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Most of her content is gushing about upcoming games, showing off new additions to her figurine collection, let's playing, DJing music, and a podcast. She doesn't review games that much these days. Yes she tries to make a name for herself, and has befriended people in the industry, but call me weird, I don't see that as problematic. If you want to help grow your brand of content and make more of a name for yourself, it's a no brainer if you have an opportunity to get friendly with the right people.
 
I don't think I will ever see the appeal of having celebrities in games. This is just my personal opinion, but to me it make the game feel cheap, it becomes less of a game and more of celebrity merchandise....but thats just me.

I will always choose having original character over a celebrity in games.
 
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Derktron said:
Why? Honest question.
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Same reason on why developers create easter eggs in their games maybe?

Once upon a time, there is an animation series called Battlefield Friends based on BF3. It quite popular for the fanbase, so DICE actually make easter eggs dedicates to it by putting their voiced npc into BF4. Maybe CDPR saw a good marketing points by putting her into the game as she likes to promote Cyberpunk on her videos

Btw, some details
Her npc will only show up in the prologue of Nomad background and I think is not important at all. So if you don't want to meet the npc you can actually avoid her
 
If they wanted to put the person in this game why didn't they just make their hair all white/silver.

That purple is out of place and ugly as fuck.
 
brap said:
I swear I get the impression gaf hates women sometimes. Can you chuds just stop saying anything critical about women? That means you hate them.
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That's some funny shit.. :messenger_grinning_smiling:
 
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"Sidequest completed: Violet hair and a keyed car, the psycho finale"
 
Yoboman said:
Unrealistic and sexist body:

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goddamn! i would give up my left nut to spend a night with this broad.

but ive seen enough of her streams to know she looks nothing like that in real life. she has a horse face. i mean i'd still hit it, i just wont volunteer my left nut or right nut for that matter.
 
SlimySnake said:
goddamn! i would give up my left nut to spend a night with this broad.

but ive seen enough of her streams to know she looks nothing like that in real life. she has a horse face. i mean i'd still hit it, i just wont volunteer my left nut or right nut for that matter.
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Just dont forget to wear your mask at least.
 
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