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I hate plump fat asses so much.

Saw a few nice ones today and hnnnnngh'd. I didn't even know I was into that! They all were otherwise very petite grills.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Saw a few nice ones today and hnnnnngh'd. I didn't even know I was into that! They all were otherwise very petite grills.

My life would be so easy mode if I were into fat women like some dudes here...

 

[JimiNutz]

My life would be so easy mode if I were into fat women like some dudes here...

Have you ever fucked a fat chick?
I'm naturally skinny and wasn't into it either but some fat girls are a really good fuck.
I'm not talking proper, cottage cheese for skin fat but I guarantee your cock would feel great deep inside Bryce Dallas Howard's plump cheeks.

 

[Goro Majima]

My life would be so easy mode if I were into fat women like some dudes here...

Bryce Dallas Howard?

edit: I'll pre concede that she got fat after having a kid but I don't think she was fat in Jurassic World

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Have you ever fucked a fat chick?
I'm naturally skinny and wasn't into it either but some fat girls are a really good fuck.
I'm not talking proper, cottage cheese for skin fat but I guarantee your cock would feel great deep inside Bryce Dallas Howard's plump cheeks.

Been there, done that.
Was never fun or enjoyable to me.

 

[JimiNutz]

Been there, done that.
Was never fun or enjoyable to me.

Ah fair enough.
Fresh young girls with minimal meat on the bones for Stiflers Mom only.

 

[cormack12]

Been there, done that.
Was never fun or enjoyable to me.

Like rugby tackling a sofa right

 

[teezzy]

One more Emma...

Emma Proulx, singer of the band "Men I trust".

Kind of cute and a great musician, imo.

(sorry, no feet pics of her available... : D )

Bro, you're a cruel bastard.

Men I Trust is tight.

 

[AV]

Stone is correct. Watson's hotter, but she's not very good at her job.

 

[brap]

I have had a celebrity crush on Emma Watson since I saw Harry Potter as a kid.

You and all the other nerds on here.

I hate plump fat asses so much.

You're gay. We get it. Go jerk off to your anorexic skeletons you fucking weirdo.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Emma Stone before she stopped eating I guess.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You're gay. We get it. Go jerk off to your anorexic skeletons you fucking weirdo.

You fat, brap?

 

[Elcid]

Stone is correct. Watson's hotter, but she's not very good at her job.

What does that even mean?!

It's become clear that this dilemma cannot be resolved with just a peaceful exchange of words and pictures...

History will forever remember this moment as the Emma Dilemma.

*Also thanks to whoever gifted me gold!

 

[teezzy]

You fat, brap?

Spoiler

 

[brap]

You fat, brap?

Skinny nigga but my dick long

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Spoiler

I think this is really what he looks like.

 

[M1chl]

This thread moves pretty slow for my insomnia's liking : D

 

[teezzy]

This thread moves pretty slow for my insomnia's liking : D

Jerk off and go to bed. Let me help. Pretend its a CEI video.

 

[M1chl]

Jerk off and go to bed. Let me help. Pretend its a CEI video.

Thanks, but... I came here for something different : D

 

[Jill Valentine]

Jerk off and go to bed. Let me help. Pretend its a CEI video.

Found the foot fetishist.

 

[teezzy]

Thanks, but... I came here for something different : D

Found the foot fetishist.

 

[Elginer]

this me.

you know it's sleeper candidate Bryce Dallas Howard.

Spoiler: jurassic butt

Myman.gif

 

[teezzy]

Fuck emma stone is hot

Yall naysayers are retarded

 

[M1chl]

I've heard that Watson was back then part of the fappening, not that I would want to infringe her rights to privacy, b u t...

 

[brap]

I've heard that Watson was back then part of the fappening, not that I would want to infringe her rights to privacy, b u t...

She has a mans ass lmao. Disgusting.

 

[M1chl]

She has a mans ass lmao. Disgusting.

Alright

 

[Shouta]

Emma Stone, this isn't even a contest.

 

[Melon]

I come back from my internet break and see this thread......




You fucking freaks, how I have missed you so.

Anyway Emma Stone is my answer; she makes my non-existent cock hard.

 

[teezzy]

Anyway Emma Stone is my answer; she makes my non-existent cock hard.

 

[Elcid]

This is the image that made me team Watson. I don't like her legs.

Spoiler: Forgive Me Brap

As a scientician, I think we need to examine the facts we know about these women to come to a proper decision.

	Roberts	Stone	Watson
Height	5'2	5'6	5'5
Weight	~113	~117	~110
Breast	32A	32B	32A
Foot	6	7.5	7
Age	29	32	30

As we can all see looking at the data table above, Emma Stone is basically a sasquatch. You should all retract your votes for her and change them to Watson immediately.

 

[teezzy]

 

[Elcid]

I fucking hate you right now

 

[teezzy]

I fucking hate you right now

 

[Elcid]

She looks like a cool dude you can totally chill with, maybe play some gamecube, slam a cold brewski with, and lay down some pipe.

 

[teezzy]

She looks like a cool dude you can totally chill with, maybe play some gamecube, slam a cold brewski with, and lay down some pipe.

 

[JimiNutz]

What a rollercoaster.
Roberts is now last???

Good to know that if we were all locked in a room together with these women, I'd only have to drag my dick through 46 of you.

 

[teezzy]

What a rollercoaster.
Roberts is now last???

Good to know that if we were all locked in a room together with these women, I'd only have to drag my dick through 46 of you.

I didn't realize we could see who people voted for.

The fact that EviLore is on #TeamStone warms my heart, if ever so slightly.

 

[JimiNutz]

I didn't realize we could see who people voted for.

The fact that EviLore is on #TeamStone warms my heart, if ever so slightly.

I'd rather be on team EverydayBeast

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This is the image that made me team Watson. I don't like her legs.

Spoiler: Forgive Me Brap

As a scientician, I think we need to examine the facts we know about these women to come to a proper decision.

	Roberts	Stone	Watson
Height	5'2	5'6	5'5
Weight	~113	~117	~110
Breast	32A	32B	32A
Foot	6	7.5	7
Age	29	32	30

As we can all see looking at the data table above, Emma Stone is basically a sasquatch. You should all retract your votes for her and change them to Watson immediately.

Fucking FLAT

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Watson in front of Roberts is balooney.

 

[Elcid]

Watson in front of Roberts is balooney.

This is the dawn of a new age. Like Roberts, Stone too shall fall from the heavens.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

This is the dawn of a new age. Like Roberts, Stone too shall fall from the heavens.

Dude, this is NeoGAF, not the other place.
We like women here, not little boys.

 

[brap]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

 

[Elcid]

brap Stiflers Mom
You guys are putting me through an erectional rollercoaster.

 

[teezzy]

brap Stiflers Mom
You guys are putting me through an erectional rollercoaster.

 

[Elcid]

 

[teezzy]

Weird. This is mine:

 

[Elcid]

Weird. This is mine:

I hate everything about her face in that pic. Was about to post a Chucky pic but decided not to sour the thread.

 

[teezzy]

Elcid

You're crazy breh. She's a dime.
It's also the sexiest celebrity foot photo I've ever seen. Take a gander.