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[DonJuanSchlong]

So says DonJuanSchlong, so shall it be!

No joking allowed. Especially if said jokes are not funny. Should you be unsure if your statement is a joke, or your joke a statement, please PM me. Also... no ridiculous usernames allowed to post in here either. We will draw the line at DonJuanSchlong- anyone posting a serious statement with a username even an inch funnier than DonJuanSchlong will be considered to be in bad taste, and should not joke. Instead, they should post a joke, since it will cancel out the username, be 'not funny' and therefore not be a joke.

To repeat: your unfunny jokes are not allowed because they are jokes, but are allowed because unfunny jokes are not jokes. Serious statements that are too serious are too funny to post, unless you tone down the seriousness with an absurd username or profile pick. Any questions? No questions allowed, especially humorous ones.

Maybe I'm just not an asshole? I love humor, especially dark humor. But there's a time and place to joke. At the time, everything seemed like it could be death at any moment for these folks. Maybe right now isn't the time to joke at potentially dead people? AFTER the fact, let the jokes pour in. This isn't like all of us in attendance to a comedy club, and people getting offended at jokes. Big difference.

I don't make the rules here, so it's not about what I find funny or not, since you clearly are triggered. Also, can you say my name one more time for the record? Nothing like living rent free in ppls head.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Maybe I'm just not an asshole? I love humor, especially dark humor. But there's a time and place to joke. At the time, everything seemed like it could be death at any moment for these folks. Maybe right now isn't the time to joke at potentially dead people? AFTER the fact, let the jokes pour in. This isn't like all of us in attendance to a comedy club, and people getting offended at jokes. Big difference.

I don't make the rules here, so it's not about what I find funny or not, since you clearly are triggered. Also, can you say my name one more time for the record? Nothing like living rent free in ppls head.

Are you the joke police?

 

[Fahdis]

I am not tolerant of destructive and repressive ideologies, that is for sure.

Your last statement is demonstrative of the dilemma of dealing with Islam. The harsh reality is that the world would be better without it.

Oh, here it is. You're a bigot and a xenophobe and that's the end of that. Take your propaganda somewhere else. Imagine throwing your tripe and hate on a message board about videogames on repression and hatred. I or any Muslim don't need your validation from your ignorance. Live and let live.

 

[nush]

Are you the joke police?

No, the tone police.

 

[Fahdis]

As a Christian, I can appreciate your stance. I suspect you are tolerant. I suspect you want to live and let live, and want the public and government to leave you to worship and believe as you want.

To the extremists though tolerance means, you should tolerate me beheading you for your blasphemy of drawing a cartoon of the prophet.

Edit: Sorry, didn't mean to contribute to the derailment. Forgot which forum section I was in.

That's not tolerance. As a human being I would consider what you're calling tolerance as murder. Beheading is not a freaking joke for anyone. Even for us Muslims, wtf is this clown world? What are you saying?

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Are you the joke police?

The console warring shit is stupid as hell in this thread. The so called "jokes" about ps5/XSX is overplayed in gaming. When you avoid that, only to see the console warring in off topic, it kinda kills off topic discussions. Plus I've had family die from terroristic attacks.

 

[mr.dilya]

Oh, here it is. You're a bigot and a xenophobe and that's the end of that. Take your propaganda somewhere else. Imagine throwing your tripe and hate on a message board about videogames on repression and hatred. I or any Muslim don't need your validation from your ignorance. Live and let live.

I'm not trying to validate anything, just stating the facts. I don't have any issues with Muslims as a people, I have a problem with Muslims who follow their religion to the letter as instructed by the Quran, because when that happens it spells trouble for everyone else around them.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Well it's a gaming forum, so the console war is here to stay.

 

[wolfmat]

we know what Islam is but thanks.

Getting the impression fast that you're pretty sure you know everything and have it all figured out. It's no good.

 

[Jboemios]

Huh ?

What are you on about?

The first AC protagonist Altair Ibn Al Lahad is muslims...

Anyway..hows the situation there now? Need a sitrep

Lol, what? The more Muslim representation, the better. Ubi would open a frontgate to new gamers who would love to delve through Islamic history. And if they pull it off it would be a treasure trove for them. Just not the Prophet's time (Islam's Birth) or his mention I guess. I would'nt be bothered by it, but there are a lot of extremist nutcases out there that have no semblance of what Islam is.

I don't have problem with a muslim protagonist. I asked because the islam extremist that have priblems with the representation of Mahoma

 

[Melon]

Don't worry guys, Ubisoft just wanted some first-hand experience with a SWAT team in order to better Rainbow Six Siege.

 

[BigBooper]

That's not tolerance. As a human being I would consider what you're calling tolerance as murder. Beheading is not a freaking joke for anyone. Even for us Muslims, wtf is this clown world? What are you saying?

It's English, sarcasm, rhetoric, and exaggeration.

 

[Azurro]

Oh shit, it was surreal to see news about Montreal like this. Seems it was a hoax thankfully.

 

[autoduelist]

Maybe I'm just not an asshole? I love humor, especially dark humor. But there's a time and place to joke. At the time, everything seemed like it could be death at any moment for these folks. Maybe right now isn't the time to joke at potentially dead people? AFTER the fact, let the jokes pour in. This isn't like all of us in attendance to a comedy club, and people getting offended at jokes. Big difference.

I don't make the rules here, so it's not about what I find funny or not, since you clearly are triggered. Also, can you say my name one more time for the record? Nothing like living rent free in ppls head.

I thought you said not to post jokes in here.

 

[highrider]

What the fuck? In Montreal?