I have a remarkably long list of accidents during PE class that i just felt compelled to share, under the influence of alcohol
1. Playing baseball. I was nervous as shit, and incredibly sweaty handed. When it was my turn to bat, let go of the bat mid swing, clocking a poor female student in the face.
2. Playing basketball. Layups, hit the rim, the ball hit me square in the nose. Lot of blood.
3. Playing soccer. Managed to score two goals!.... Against my own team...
4. Ultimate Frisbee. My racist ass 70 year old fucker of a teacher made me go under the bleacher, crawling in my hands and feet, after a Frisbee. Cut my knee on some broken glass.
5. The hurdle dash. My foot got caught on one of the hurdles, face planted unto the tarmac. Which would not have been that bad, had it not happened multiple times in a single lap.
6. The mile.... ate nothing but a pop tart that morning. Went into the mile already thirsty, broke my record. I did not even make it into the changing rooms before collapsing unto the floor, fading in and out of consciousness. All i remember is me getting a very stern talking to by a medical professional in the ER.
So.... What are some of your wonderfully traumatic PE stories

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