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[Snake29]

Sure. They havent tested their game until 5 minutes before launch.

"Testing is almost completed" tho

 

[Kenneth Haight]

I think team real and fake can both agree this company is not "100% real"

 

[IntentionalPun]

Sure. They havent tested their game until 5 minutes before launch.

"Testing is almost completed" tho

Short non-playable intro-cinematics are hard to test, especially with such a small, 50+ person team!

I don't think anyone here on either side is going to think any of this is genuine lol

But I can't think of any reason why this would be part of some sort of marketing campaign... but you all knew that already <3

 

[OrionNebula]

She kind of expired a while back anyways; don't usually let my wives get past the age of 30, but COVID happened during her 30th so it didn't feel right.

Your title is misleading. It says perfect butthole. Not used-to-be-perfect-now-it-just-stank

Yeah this doesn't scream indie-dev over his head...

What's quick about it? And compared to what? Evolution?

I'm not sure why everybody is excited for this.

I will be "Cinematic Walking Simulator #3485934059" anyway.

Also, buy a Nintendo Switch

Fucking weird. Why are you here, then? Did you get lost or something?
Oooohhhh, I see. You thought it was important to let us all know you're not into any of this. Gotcha. Done. You can leave now, we all heard you

 

[IntentionalPun]

Your title is misleading. It says perfect butthole. Not used-to-be-perfect-now-it-just-stank

It's still a perfect butthole..

I'm just a man of specific needs.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Lying scum bags

 

[Dr_Salt]

 

[Javthusiast]

Team Real coming up with excuses in 3...2...

 

[Darwinning]

It's all good guys, Hasan's team is hard at work patching this mother...

 

[bitbydeath]

Team Real coming up with excuses in 3...2...

No. Team Real said the exact same thing.
It's the conclusion that differs.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Team Real coming up with excuses in 3...2...

The Whisperer did come out.

I really should have created one of these months ago lol

 

[Javthusiast]

No. Team Real said the exact same thing.
It's the conclusion that differs.

Get it through your head that this is a shitty nothing dev and you people literally are reading shit that doesn't exist into nothing findings and tweets.

 

[mylifedotcom]

Get it through your head that this is a shitty nothing dev and you people literally are reading shit that doesn't exist into nothing findings and tweets.

Nobody's forcing you into this thread, man. If it frustrates you that much, hit the back button.

 

[bitbydeath]

Get it through your head that this is a shitty nothing dev and you people literally are reading shit that doesn't exist into nothing findings and tweets.

We've seen plenty of nothing devs before and this has been the complete opposite of being a nothing dev. Once you understand that, Team Real will be waiting.

 

[kikii]

Get it through your head that this is a shitty nothing dev and you people literally are reading shit that doesn't exist into nothing findings and tweets.

or maybe u calm down and ignore this thread, let ppl have fun =)

 

[Pull n Pray]

I didn't know about any of this. Is all of this true? If so, why would people think this is Kojima? When Kojima pulled his prank last time did he involve a troubled studio with a history of broken promises and disappointments?

 

[MastaKiiLA]

LOL! Someone went through the trouble of making this, just to be wrong. Too much free time on their hands.

 

[Beelzebubs]

So as a team real person I want to say this has been the most fun I've had concerning games I've had in a long time. I honestly don't give a shit about Konami IP. I'm here for the journey and it's been one hell of a ride!

Team real for life!

 

[Corpsepyre]

Yeah, I think this pretty much wraps it up.

 

[mylifedotcom]

Remember when Kojima said he had an idea that might get him kicked out of the industry? He's prone to hyperbole, but what do we think? Would this put him in the doghouse?

 

[Shane89]

teamfake blasting coming soon

 

[OrionNebula]

Btw I'm selling my Team Fake vote to any desperate team real member
Any takers? Cause it's like the vladimir putin underwear collection : it only goes up in value

 

[BigbyTheSheriff]

Remember when Kojima said he had an idea that might get him kicked out of the industry? He's prone to hyperbole, but what do we think? Would this put him in the doghouse?

Yeah, that's the spirit! Keep it going!

 

[Ramz87]

Remember when Kojima said he had an idea that might get him kicked out of the industry? He's prone to hyperbole, but what do we think? Would this put him in the doghouse?

I wouldn't put anything past HK..

 

[mylifedotcom]

 

[BigbyTheSheriff]

Hill...
Damn you Geoff.

 

[Moridianae]

This whole thing is

-______-

 

[OrionNebula]

Another ''coincidence'', I suppose???

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

.

 

[SecretAgentHam]

I'm pretty Blue Box has been gassing themselves up this whole time and Kojima and the rest of the video game world are enjoying watching them burn for leading on the entire community. This is why they keep leaving mysterious messages and clues. They also want to see this blow up in their face for using Kojima's genius.

#TeamFake

 

[hyperbertha]

So today is PT anniversary isn't it? If something doesn't happen today, it will happen tomorrow or the day after that and so on.

 

[Moridianae]

When would it happen today? Bit late for anything to randomly drop outta nowhere..

 

[Javthusiast]

We've seen plenty of nothing devs before and this has been the complete opposite of being a nothing dev. Once you understand that, Team Real will be waiting.

Enjoy and have fun. I am out till he either dipped or shat out his indie game.

 

[Spank_Magnet]

It's been pointed out his previous posts like this have been at 9:54, 8:54. Someone claimed there was one pic of the same sort but the time was cropped out.

 

[Dr_Salt]

So today is PT anniversary isn't it? If something doesn't happen today, it will happen tomorrow or the day after that and so on.

It will come out along with chapter 3 in a double wombo combo.

 

[K2D]

Hi!!

Hil!.

Hill..

Check back soon..

Livid. Lovit.

 

[Sir Vilhelm]

 

[ethomaz]

Why the guy live in Netherworld but start to tweet always at Japan morning time.

Is he working at mid-night?

 

[kyliethicc]

 

[IntentionalPun]

Remember how the audio from the Abandoned teaser was terrible and sounded old?

Well... Kojima listens to 128kbps audio...

COINCIDENCE?

 

[Spank_Magnet]

Why the guy live in Netherworld but start to tweet always at Japan morning time.

Is he working at mid-night?

Of course he is. He's fixing bugs.

 

[MudoSkills]

Well, the Dutch studio (which is secretly in Japan) has missed the PT anniversary - so I guess the big reveal will be any Thursday between now and the end of civilisation.

 

[baphomet]

Remember how the audio from the Abandoned teaser was terrible and sounded old?

Well... Kojima listens to 128kbps audio...

COINCIDENCE?

Seriously though, who on earth would be listening to 128kbps music in 2021. Especially those who have a dedicated audio player. That's far more mind blowing than anything that will come from Abandoned.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Not like CGI has to sleep anyways guys..

 

[rofif]

Seriously though, who on earth would be listening to 128kbps music in 2021. Especially those who have a dedicated audio player. That's far more mind blowing than anything that will come from Abandoned.

At some point you stop fucking caring.
To say the truth... 128 is the only one I can hear sounds worse. FLAC or 320 or vrb all doing the same. But 128 is not that bad and obvious

 

[envyzeal]

Soon we'll have an announcement that Abandoned will be debuting on Star Citizen

 

[K.N.W.]

Seriously though, who on earth would be listening to 128kbps music in 2021. Especially those who have a dedicated audio player. That's far more mind blowing than anything that will come from Abandoned.

To be fair, he's listening to AAC 128 kbps which sounds better compared to MP3. And maybeeeee, just maybe, he wants to save memory on his phone!! Bad for him, the more you hear compressed audio, the more your brain is able to discern it

 

[blackjon24]

Will there really be no repercussions to blue box or sony?

 

[GuinGuin]

Well, the Dutch studio (which is secretly in Japan) has missed the PT anniversary - so I guess the big reveal will be any Thursday between now and the end of civilisation.

Well Konami did fire Kojima for always being late with projects so if anything all the delays are a win for team Real.

 

[8BiTw0LF]

I see a lot of "coincidences" - nothing more, nothing less.

Guess you can say they made people feel "Abandoned", some may even have had a "Realtime Experience".