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How much longer until Maiden Voyage Jr is born?
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Holy shit, apparently the Girlfriend Reviews people were on Maui the same time as me. It sounds like they stuck to the resort, which I suppose makes sense to avoid annoying fans like me.
 
How's everyone doing?

I'm a bit sad because Christmas is over. I hate when that happens. But I got the whole series of "Tales from the Crypt" on BluRay. Yay!

So I'm lying on the couch like a stuffed turkey counting baby kicks and waiting for labor pains.

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Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean the party stopped.

Bring on the roasted pigs.
 
That gaming topic about living 500 years made me remember how when I was younger I used to think I'd like to live forever as long as I was healthy. Now that I'm reaching my 40s, I absolutely would not want to live forever. Just a normal lifespan seems like enough for me.
 
I dated a Chinese woman who didn't speak any English except for Money, Shopping, Happy Birthday and a butchered pronunciation of my name. I didn't bother trying to teach her English as I was the only English person she knew but she did improve my shitty Chinese a lot. Tits 6/10.

I used to work with an Indian lady who called me Zade because she somehow couldn't say my name properly (Jade).

Still remains the first and only time anyone was not able to say my one syllable name.
 
I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

I'm super in the mood for cookies now. My area has some gourmet cookie shops, but they're right at that point where it's too far to drive just to get cookies. Like, if it was a restaurant I'd go. But I think 35 minutes is too far to drive just to buy gourmet cookies. Especially when they're expensive as fuck.

But nothing beats cookies. I'll take them over almost any treat or dessert.
 
I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

That's always the risk you take when looking at a Youtube video. Do I really want to watch this one video more than keep smashing the Do Not Recommend Channel button because the algorithm really thinks you must want to watch more videos when you only watch one on a subject out of your normal viewing.
 
I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

I'm super in the mood for cookies now. My area has some gourmet cookie shops, but they're right at that point where it's too far to drive just to get cookies. Like, if it was a restaurant I'd go. But I think 35 minutes is too far to drive just to buy gourmet cookies. Especially when they're expensive as fuck.

But nothing beats cookies. I'll take them over almost any treat or dessert.
The mrs made these thumbprint butter cookies with a jelly topping. They are quite good. I would recommend.
 
My girl wants me to go visit her family in Colorado after the new year. They don't live in one of those cool little picturesque Colorado towns like in Life is Strange: Ture Colors, either. It's just a small town. I looked at it on Google maps and the entire town looks smaller than the suburban neighborhood I live in now.

At least they're supposed to have killer bud in that state, right?
 
"Daddy guess what!"

"Chicken butt."

"N…no! I was going to say that!"

Just pwning the new generation over here…also Odo is King Triton wtf.
 
I think I got that upgrade for free? There's a PS5 logo on the game, and I booted it up to see how it looked on the new TV at 60hz. I probably won't actually play it again, it's a bit bloated….but the remake Tifa is straight up waifu material
 
Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.
Congrats! Enjoy all the time you have with the little guy as he grows up, it really does happen too fast
 
Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.
You had a kid? Egads dat momentous occasion tho! Good effort! Top marks. Huzzah. Ducks! Ducks! Ducks! DUCKS! DUCKS!
 
I had to make a Japanese PS account to get the free final fantasy 7 upgrade to ps5, and it costs ¥100 for Japanese people.

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Isn't 100 yen like 3 American cents or something?

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.
Congrats! We are all rooting for a full recovery to your yoni!
 
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