Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
But I want to show you all how I got the nickname “super spreader”
But I want to show you all how I got the nickname “super spreader”
Nature is entirely too horny and I hate it.
That’s not very amorous of youNature is entirely too horny and I hate it.
It is awfully Biscunt of him.That’s not very amorous of you
Amorous Biscuit, have you ever played the game Soggy Biscuit?Nature is entirely too horny and I hate it.
Do I look like some cheap whore to you?Amorous Biscuit, have you ever played the game Soggy Biscuit?
Do I look like some cheap whore to you?
Do I look like some cheap whore to you?
Do I look like some cheap whore to you?
To be completely fair, sir, you do not look like a cheap whore to me.
I'm glad you all know me so well.
Us Digestives are cheap as fuck and we love crumbing everywhere.To be completely fair, sir, you do not look like a cheap whore to me.
You look like an expensive whore
Don't sell yourself short. Under the right circumstances, you could transubstantiate into the body of Jesus Christ Himself.Us Digestives are cheap as fuck and we love crumbing everywhere.
You look like an expensive whore
Your body might have finally adjusted to not having 4 cylinder engines revving all night.I don't know if it's winter, but lately even after a good 8 hours of sleep, I've been waking up feeling like I've been drugged and that I could sleep another 5 hours.
And this is after basically almost a full year of feeling perfectly refreshed and satisfied after a good 6-7 hours. I have to set my alarm now or I'll way oversleep. I didn't have to do that until the last few weeks.
I only am familiar with Seven Eleven.Anyone watching that Station Eleven? It’s so well made and gripping but goddamn, it’s bleak.
Oh no, is Netflix making a live action Evangelion?
...meta silent at my time of need.. what i wouldn't give for the latest chapter in the ongoing haxan7 and Richard Packer x rated romance
Rant:
New year's at the in-laws.
This fucking blows. Let's play BINGO. How many of these circumstances have you endured?
- Expected to enjoy TV shows you'd never want to watch/cannot understand for whole hours.
- Endure taunts about any exotic food that gets placed before you, shock and congratulations when you eat it without trouble.
- Constantly told that you're cold/uncomfortable even if you're not, offered various clothing items, shock and bemusement when you turn them down.
- A coin flip has apparently determined that the father in law will give you the stink eye all night.
- Then again the stink eye may be because you accepted an offered treat one too many times for their liking.
- Need to use the toilet, come back to a discussion about bodily functions and follow up questions about how your bowels are coping with all the exotic foods.
- an extended conversation in a foreign language ends with a "ne, honey?" coming from your wife and baited breath from all, awaiting your answer. "Pardon?"
- being presented with a bottle of coke zero, procured just for you, as if it's Indiana Jones' reward for getting this far.
- being directed to eat pretty much anything left on the table at the end of dinner by the father in law because "you're bigger than us".
- touching your wife in any way more intense than a tap on the shoulder elicits a confused shift of furniture because apparently you need more space to spread.
- showered with cakes and puddings... Warm chuckles about your storing nuts for winter
- look forward to tomorrow morning when a traditional/classy Japanese "osechi" spread of delicacies that cost $200usd will be laid out before you and you'll basically be expected to eat a bit of everything, from nasty cold beef balls to lobster infused mashed potato, in greater amounts than anyone else, to prove your creds, even though you did the same thing for the past many years.
- ache to play games instead
/Rant
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I searched for memes and gifs to properly express solidarity with your situation… none exist.Rant:
New year's at the in-laws.
This fucking blows. Let's play BINGO. How many of these circumstances have you endured?
- Expected to enjoy TV shows you'd never want to watch/cannot understand for whole hours.
- Endure taunts about any exotic food that gets placed before you, shock and congratulations when you eat it without trouble.
- Constantly told that you're cold/uncomfortable even if you're not, offered various clothing items, shock and bemusement when you turn them down.
- A coin flip has apparently determined that the father in law will give you the stink eye all night.
- Then again the stink eye may be because you accepted an offered treat one too many times for their liking.
- Need to use the toilet, come back to a discussion about bodily functions and follow up questions about how your bowels are coping with all the exotic foods.
- an extended conversation in a foreign language ends with a "ne, honey?" coming from your wife and baited breath from all, awaiting your answer. "Pardon?"
- being presented with a bottle of coke zero, procured just for you, as if it's Indiana Jones' reward for getting this far.
- being directed to eat pretty much anything left on the table at the end of dinner by the father in law because "you're bigger than us".
- touching your wife in any way more intense than a tap on the shoulder elicits a confused shift of furniture because apparently you need more space to spread.
- showered with cakes and puddings... Warm chuckles about your storing nuts for winter
- look forward to tomorrow morning when a traditional/classy Japanese "osechi" spread of delicacies that cost $200usd will be laid out before you and you'll basically be expected to eat a bit of everything, from nasty cold beef balls to lobster infused mashed potato, in greater amounts than anyone else, to prove your creds, even though you did the same thing for the past many years.
- ache to play games instead
/Rant
Hey there future boy, who’s the president in 2022?Hpny from Japan
I somewhat know the feeling. I always go to a family gathering on NYE and it's pretty much the worst holiday. Everyone forcing themselves to stay up with people that they don't really know all that well just to wait hours until midnight strikes and everyone springs for the door, saying goodbye as quickly as possible.Rant:
New year's at the in-laws.
This fucking blows. Let's play BINGO. How many of these circumstances have you endured?
- Expected to enjoy TV shows you'd never want to watch/cannot understand for whole hours.
- Endure taunts about any exotic food that gets placed before you, shock and congratulations when you eat it without trouble.
- Constantly told that you're cold/uncomfortable even if you're not, offered various clothing items, shock and bemusement when you turn them down.
- A coin flip has apparently determined that the father in law will give you the stink eye all night.
- Then again the stink eye may be because you accepted an offered treat one too many times for their liking.
- Need to use the toilet, come back to a discussion about bodily functions and follow up questions about how your bowels are coping with all the exotic foods.
- an extended conversation in a foreign language ends with a "ne, honey?" coming from your wife and baited breath from all, awaiting your answer. "Pardon?"
- being presented with a bottle of coke zero, procured just for you, as if it's Indiana Jones' reward for getting this far.
- being directed to eat pretty much anything left on the table at the end of dinner by the father in law because "you're bigger than us".
- touching your wife in any way more intense than a tap on the shoulder elicits a confused shift of furniture because apparently you need more space to spread.
- showered with cakes and puddings... Warm chuckles about your storing nuts for winter
- look forward to tomorrow morning when a traditional/classy Japanese "osechi" spread of delicacies that cost $200usd will be laid out before you and you'll basically be expected to eat a bit of everything, from nasty cold beef balls to lobster infused mashed potato, in greater amounts than anyone else, to prove your creds, even though you did the same thing for the past many years.
- ache to play games instead
/Rant
This is the price you pay for taking weebism too far!Rant:
New year's at the in-laws.
This fucking blows. Let's play BINGO. How many of these circumstances have you endured?
- Expected to enjoy TV shows you'd never want to watch/cannot understand for whole hours.
- Endure taunts about any exotic food that gets placed before you, shock and congratulations when you eat it without trouble.
- Constantly told that you're cold/uncomfortable even if you're not, offered various clothing items, shock and bemusement when you turn them down.
- A coin flip has apparently determined that the father in law will give you the stink eye all night.
- Then again the stink eye may be because you accepted an offered treat one too many times for their liking.
- Need to use the toilet, come back to a discussion about bodily functions and follow up questions about how your bowels are coping with all the exotic foods.
- an extended conversation in a foreign language ends with a "ne, honey?" coming from your wife and baited breath from all, awaiting your answer. "Pardon?"
- being presented with a bottle of coke zero, procured just for you, as if it's Indiana Jones' reward for getting this far.
- being directed to eat pretty much anything left on the table at the end of dinner by the father in law because "you're bigger than us".
- touching your wife in any way more intense than a tap on the shoulder elicits a confused shift of furniture because apparently you need more space to spread.
- showered with cakes and puddings... Warm chuckles about your storing nuts for winter
- look forward to tomorrow morning when a traditional/classy Japanese "osechi" spread of delicacies that cost $200usd will be laid out before you and you'll basically be expected to eat a bit of everything, from nasty cold beef balls to lobster infused mashed potato, in greater amounts than anyone else, to prove your creds, even though you did the same thing for the past many years.
- ache to play games instead
/Rant
Yes, but my toenails.
woke up early
I'm jealous of mister driveway.blowed the driveway
Yes, but my toenails.
Let me tell ya, I’ve been working that choke and fuel filter real good to keep that little engine that could…couldin’I'm jealous of mister driveway.
Alternate answer: "No I don't because I want it to look like a guy is doing it"You know me too well
I knocked out grocery shopping, laundry, played some AC Odyssey. That’s a full day in my book. I won’t be getting off my ass the rest of the night.
That's right, you show him who the boss of this gym isFor my new year’s resolution, in the year of our lord 2022, I hereby resolve to have more anal with Richard Packer
Mutual poopsAnal what?
The devil's in the details.