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[Peggies]

How much longer until Maiden Voyage Jr is born?

5th of January was the plan but the doctors at the hospital think he's going to hatch sooner.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

5th of January was the plan but the doctors at the hospital think he's going to hatch sooner.

Very cool. Best wishes for a healthy delivery, Peggies!

 

[Richard Packer]

How much longer until Maiden Voyage Jr is born?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Holy shit, apparently the Girlfriend Reviews people were on Maui the same time as me. It sounds like they stuck to the resort, which I suppose makes sense to avoid annoying fans like me.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Thaedolus]

5th of January was the plan but the doctors at the hospital think he's going to hatch sooner.

it might be last minute but you still have time to take one of those birthing classes…

 

[Peggies]

it might be last minute but you still have time to take one of those birthing classes…

Why, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure I know how this works.

 

[Rentahamster]

How's everyone doing?

I'm a bit sad because Christmas is over. I hate when that happens. But I got the whole series of "Tales from the Crypt" on BluRay. Yay!

So I'm lying on the couch like a stuffed turkey counting baby kicks and waiting for labor pains.

Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean the party stopped.

Bring on the roasted pigs.

 

[Thaedolus]

Why, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure I know how this works.

Oh, yeah, you got it. I’ve only seen a couple in person but that’s the gist of it. They’ll walk you through the rest

 

[Star-Lord]

Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean the party stopped.

Bring on the roasted pigs.

Sounds like my kinda party.

 

[Rentahamster]

Sounds like my kinda party.

We have girls too, which is back in your wheelhouse. Praise the motherfuckin' sun baby.

 

[Star-Lord]

We have girls too, which is back in your wheelhouse. Praise the motherfuckin' sun baby.

I’m not fussy, I’ll take meat or fish. Or both, love me a surf and turf.

 

[haxan7]

Why did I even click that? I’m glad I’ve had a sexual reawakening, but why click doggo porn? For once, I’m glad it was not what I expected.

I am feeling a sexual reawakening coming on here too. Maybe we should...you know...

 

[Rentahamster]

I’m not fussy, I’ll take meat or fish. Or both, love me a surf and turf.

I'm going to interpret that as a bisexual metaphor. Well done lad.

On a more literal level, I'm having wagyu tomorrow RIP liver.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'm going to interpret that as a bisexual metaphor. Well done lad.

On a more literal level, I'm having wagyu tomorrow RIP liver.

Way to flex on the rest of us. How is that wagyu? I've never had it in my peasant life.

 

[haxan7]

Way to flex on the rest of us. How is that wagyu? I've never had it in my peasant life.

I've heard it's closer to eating sushi than a steak

 

[Rentahamster]

Way to flex on the rest of us. How is that wagyu? I've never had it in my peasant life.

Very soft. Very tender. Like a fresh spring movement from Jessica Chastain's asscrack with the umami of ten thousand cattle.

 

[plushyp]

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Tschumi]

I’m not fussy, I’ll take meat or fish. Or both, love me a surf and turf.

My god lol i confused you with MrFunSocks and wondered why my meta bud was on my ass in that Series S thread

 

[BigBooper]

That gaming topic about living 500 years made me remember how when I was younger I used to think I'd like to live forever as long as I was healthy. Now that I'm reaching my 40s, I absolutely would not want to live forever. Just a normal lifespan seems like enough for me.

 

[Lady Redfield]

I dated a Chinese woman who didn't speak any English except for Money, Shopping, Happy Birthday and a butchered pronunciation of my name. I didn't bother trying to teach her English as I was the only English person she knew but she did improve my shitty Chinese a lot. Tits 6/10.

I used to work with an Indian lady who called me Zade because she somehow couldn’t say my name properly (Jade).

Still remains the first and only time anyone was not able to say my one syllable name.

 

[Star-Lord]

My god lol i confused you with MrFunSocks and wondered why my meta bud was on my ass in that Series S thread

MrFunSocks proving to not be so fun. I’ll ‘ave a word.

 

[DragoonKain]

I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

I’m super in the mood for cookies now. My area has some gourmet cookie shops, but they’re right at that point where it’s too far to drive just to get cookies. Like, if it was a restaurant I’d go. But I think 35 minutes is too far to drive just to buy gourmet cookies. Especially when they’re expensive as fuck.

But nothing beats cookies. I’ll take them over almost any treat or dessert.

 

[Rentahamster]

But nothing beats cookies.

I can beat them with a rusty old golf club.

 

[nush]

I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

That's always the risk you take when looking at a Youtube video. Do I really want to watch this one video more than keep smashing the Do Not Recommend Channel button because the algorithm really thinks you must want to watch more videos when you only watch one on a subject out of your normal viewing.

 

[Richard Packer]

But nothing beats kookie.

You're Goddamn right.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I watched one video on YouTube about cookies and now every damn time I log on I have a recommended video of cookies.

I’m super in the mood for cookies now. My area has some gourmet cookie shops, but they’re right at that point where it’s too far to drive just to get cookies. Like, if it was a restaurant I’d go. But I think 35 minutes is too far to drive just to buy gourmet cookies. Especially when they’re expensive as fuck.

But nothing beats cookies. I’ll take them over almost any treat or dessert.

The mrs made these thumbprint butter cookies with a jelly topping. They are quite good. I would recommend.

 

[BadBurger]

My girl wants me to go visit her family in Colorado after the new year. They don't live in one of those cool little picturesque Colorado towns like in Life is Strange: Ture Colors, either. It's just a small town. I looked at it on Google maps and the entire town looks smaller than the suburban neighborhood I live in now.

At least they're supposed to have killer bud in that state, right?

 

[plushyp]

 

[haxan7]

I wonder if her anal scent glands are blocked

 

[Rentahamster]

I wonder if her anal scent glands are blocked

I know someone who can help with that

 

[T8SC]

I wonder if her anal scent glands are blocked

That happened to my ex. Once we split up, she recovered.

 

[Thaedolus]

“Daddy guess what!”

“Chicken butt.”

“N…no! I was going to say that!”

Just pwning the new generation over here…also Odo is King Triton wtf.

 

[BadBurger]

“Daddy guess what!”

“Chicken butt.”

“N…no! I was going to say that!”

Just pwning the new generation over here…also Odo is King Triton wtf.

You're a good father. Mine answered me "you're adopted".

 

[Richard Packer]

I usually respond with "It's time for you to shut the fuck up."

 

[haxan7]

If I ever have a kid I am gonna model my parenting on Richard Packer

 

[Tschumi]

I had to make a Japanese PS account to get the free final fantasy 7 upgrade to ps5, and it costs ¥100 for Japanese people.

 

[nush]

I had to make a Japanese PS account to get the free final fantasy 7 upgrade to ps5, and it costs ¥100 for Japanese people.

Sounds like you've discovered region locked DLC just like I did. Didn't cost me 100 though sukka.

 

[Peggies]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

 

[Tschumi]

Sounds like you've discovered region locked DLC just like I did. Didn't cost me 100 though sukka.

Mofugga

 

[Richard Packer]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Congratulations!!

If you haven't decided on a name yet, may i suggest John/Joan Madden Football.

 

[Thaedolus]

I think I got that upgrade for free? There’s a PS5 logo on the game, and I booted it up to see how it looked on the new TV at 60hz. I probably won’t actually play it again, it’s a bit bloated….but the remake Tifa is straight up waifu material

 

[Thaedolus]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Congrats! Enjoy all the time you have with the little guy as he grows up, it really does happen too fast

 

[Tschumi]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

You had a kid? Egads dat momentous occasion tho! Good effort! Top marks. Huzzah. Ducks! Ducks! Ducks! DUCKS! DUCKS!

 

[Peggies]

Congratulations!!

If you haven't decided on a name yet, may i suggest John/Joan Madden Football.

Thank you my friend!

I was thinking about "The Witcher 3 - Wild Hunt - Complete Edition". Something a boy could live with.

 

[Richard Packer]

Thank you my friend!

I was thinking about "The Witcher 3 - Wild Hunt - Complete Edition". Something a boy could live with.

That's a terrible name for a boy.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I had to make a Japanese PS account to get the free final fantasy 7 upgrade to ps5, and it costs ¥100 for Japanese people.

Isn't 100 yen like 3 American cents or something?

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Congrats! We are all rooting for a full recovery to your yoni!

 

[Tschumi]

Isn't 100 yen like 3 American cents or something?


Congrats! We are all rooting for a full recovery to your yoni!

I could be wrong but i think it's closer to $1.. yes needless to say i was happy to pay it, lol, but yeah shit weren't "free" :