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Strongly considering requesting username change to "Windows 95 gum"

Will sleep on it
 
Had a dream that a red snapper fish was living in my toilet. At the end of the dream I decided to flush the toilet and it made the fish jump and let out a human-like scream, which in turn made me scream and wake up.

Long story short, I'm terrified of fish and toilets now.
 
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kanjobazooie said:
Had a dream that a red snapper fish was living in my toilet. At the end of the dream I decided to flush the toilet and it made the fish jump and let out a human-like scream, which in turn made me scream and wake up.

Long story short, I'm terrified of fish and toilets now.
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Poor fishi :(
 
Peggies said:
Yes, go get your own place with blackjack and hookers!

What's wrong over there? Is it the roommate? The weather? The food?
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This week if anything goes wrong with my mums computer it's becuse "I've touched it".

"My computer is running slow, you've touched it" - diagnosis, it was a slow loading website
"It's not printing it always prints, you've touched it" - diagnosis, it quite literally showing the error that it needs a new ink cartridge.

This is despite the fact that it's a Mac and I don't do macs, have my own laptop, iPad, phone and have never touched her computer. Also I'm the one telling her what's actually wrong.
 
nush said:
This week if anything goes wrong with my mums computer it's becuse "I've touched it".

"My computer is running slow, you've touched it" - diagnosis, it was a slow loading website
"It's not printing it always prints, you've touched it" - diagnosis, it quite literally showing the error that it needs a new ink cartridge.

This is despite the fact that it's a Mac and I don't do macs, have my own laptop, iPad, phone and have never touched her computer. Also I'm the one telling her what's actually wrong.
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I'm sorry! Moms, amirite?

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"Man I'd love a higher position and dat paycheck and…"

*endless complaints and office drama management*

fffffffffuuuuuuuucckkkkk
 
It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you
 
*playing F-Zero 99
*child shows up with a hair brush to make you pretty
"sure go for it"
*keep playing
*feel/hear a snip
*observe child with scissors in hand

Well fuck
 
Kiddo had those tiny eyebrow trimming scissors so thankfully my hair isn't a catastrophe or anything
 
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Wait until he starts leaving you endearing messages.

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Apparently my dad had a cat growing up that would leave the body parts strewn about in perfect circles...and they all found it disturbing and I just recently heard about it
 
So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?
 
GymWolf said:
So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?
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Spaz
www.merriam-webster.com

Definition of SPAZ

one who is inept : klutz… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com www.merriam-webster.com

I think it's a way to refer to the mentally handicapped in England or something?
 
GymWolf said:
So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?
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Spazing out.
 
Yeah maiden, don't be a cunt, english people also invented english breakfast with eggs and bacon and sausages and other things that i can't eat because i don't wanna die of cardiac arrest at 40 but i love nonetheless.

Also, cookies is basically a synonymous for biscuits, learn some basic english you fool:messenger_kissing_smiling:
 
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Yeah maiden, don't be a cunt, english people also invented english breakfast with eggs and bacon and sausages and other things that i can't eat because i don't wanna die of cardiac arrest at 40 but i love nonetheless.

Also, cookies is basically a synonymous for biscuits, learn some basic english you fool:messenger_kissing_smiling:
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Some how I think the yanks might have it slightly worse.

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They probably add maple syrup, unsweetened gunpowder and starbucks caramel mocha on top of british breakfast for that for extra energy to go throught the day...or the week.
 
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Don't talk up the English breakfast and forget the beans…gatdamn beans for breakfast, one of those things you didn't know you're missing out on and only remember to do on a cruise ship.
 
People in my hood use the word biscuits to describe a woman's ass cheeks. :messenger_neutral:
 
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Putonahappyface said:
I liked Heinz Baked Beans as a child, but haven't touched them in over thirty years.
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Not a real staple of my diet but I gotta admit when I'm loading up at the breakfast buffet I'm like…yeah why not, can't get constipated on this ship…

But then there's Kansas City BBQ baked beans, that shit is next level. My dad drops a pound of chopped brisket in his…but Jack Stack in KC? My mom brought me home a half gallon of their beans for my birthday and I went through them in like a week
 
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