This is not how apple and apple fans work. They have a fanatical fan base and all they need is one fanatical appletart to write a glowing review of how appletastic the thing is and people will buy it. People will buy it because it is apple, and in most cases they will go out of the way to show it off,. Wait till we see them popping up in threads on VR evangelizing the thing just to show others that they have one. People will find weird ways to whip the thing out.
While it is not surprising, I am still kind of surprised that they would be such fucking cunts to charge hundreds for more inexpensive storage on a 3500 dollar device instead of providing an fucking slot of some sort. This company is fucking cancer.