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[AJUMP23]

He should piss on the alamo and get banned from the city like Ozzy Osbourne did.

I asked the Alamo about the basement like Pee Wee Herman.

 

[digital_ghost]

I asked the Alamo about the basement like Pee Wee Herman.

RIP.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Holy shit dude if you buy one of these things you've completely lost control over your life

 

[Trunx81]

I'll wait for the jailbreak.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I hate Nintendo. So you should buy it.

 

[Quantum253]

It looks cool. Going to pick up for our friend's non-verbal son. He loves everything Nintendo

 

[Rentahamster]

What in the blue blazes is an Alarmo

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

 

[ahtlas7]

*contains cameras connected directly to Nintendo lawyers.

 

[Alexios]

How the f did the other thread even get to 6 pages? People reach way too hard to bash the big N, so insecure about their favorite corps. All companies make and/or licence such things and obviously they have little to do with their main products.

 

[RCX]

One of these does the same thing.

 

[Kamina]

Did they really think it's a good idea to have splatoon gun sounds on an alarm clock?

 

[The_Observer]

I have never had anything Nintendo and had/have every Playstation (except PSP) and still think that this is a much better deal than the PS5 Pro.

 

[Ovek]

If you want I don't give a shit what you do with your money.

 

[Zacfoldor]

Nintendo fans will really buy anything they shit out. Jesus.

You and this comment with all the upvote thingies! Jeez!

I find myself 2 times in the past month defending the purchase of things that are made for and meant to appeal to me.

I will NOT stop liking what you don't like and money value is different for everyone. Leave my PS5 Pro and my Nintendo Remember the Alamo globe alone.

I just can't anymore! /crieslaterinthecar

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Amazed at all the NO votes. We should be supporting our NeoGAF family members!

 

[Zacfoldor]

Yes, feed the shitty corporations your cash instead of donating them if you wanna waste them so much.

Wait, I can donate to Nintendo? Can I write it off? Got a link?

 

[Fahdis]

 

[saintjules]

Oh wait it says Alarmo...

 

[N0S]

 

[VictorVectors]

Life is shockingly abundant.

Less than 4% of society creates media or products in some form. Proof there exists a tangible market for any damn thing, regardless of triviality.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Its better the game & watch right?

 

[Tunned]

Wait and get the "Brack Friday Alarmo Bunduru!" 3 Alarmos for the price of 9 normal alarm clocks!

 

[RPCGamer]

I'm convinced Apple and Nintendo are creating any old crap to see if people will buy it at this point.

 

[kubricks]

I teach all my three kids always put function over form, and perhaps what that $100 can be used more effectively.

But you do you, if you have $100 to spare and you love all Nintendo stuff then go for it.

 

[Nonehxc]

Simple question. It is overpriced. But man do I have an affection for Nintendo.

I can put it in my kids bedroom.

Remember The Alarmo

 

[Kabelly]

I want to buy a $600 cat treadmill so I won't question your purchases.

 

[Catphish]

For a kid who loves Nintendo, maybe. Fuck no to anyone else.

 

[Azelover]

I would like to get one, but I'm not going to right away. I gotta save some money first. And I'd rather buy games or a Switch 2 down the line.

The Alarmo is weird but it is attractive to me..

 

[Gambit2483]

If you're between 25-50 yrs old and don't already have a "built-in" alarm clock, you're doing it wrong..

 

[Werewolf Jones]

No grown, straight male with kids should be buying this.

 

[AJUMP23]

My wife said no to alarmo.


I can't wait for it to show up in the mail.

 

[deriks]

To the kids is kind of nice

 

[Gamerguy84]

Sounds like you kind of want it.

I miss alarm clocks because my phone isn't enough to wake my dead ass, it usually takes a half hour.

Had no problems with alarm clocks though

 

[AJUMP23]

Sounds like you kind of want it.

I miss alarm clocks because my phone isn't enough to wake my dead ass, it usually takes a half hour.

Had no problems with alarm clocks though

I wake up every day 5:45 alarm not needed.

 

[REDRZA MWS]

Why do you hate Nintendo?

For the same reasons people hate Xbox, Theyvarent gamers they only play on PlayStation.

 

[Three]

No, build a PC instead for that price . Heres my $120 build that provides alarm clock functions

 

[JimboJones]

No. Everyone knows the best way to wake children up is by running into their room screaming at the top of your lungs.

 

[Gamerguy84]

No, build a PC instead for that price . Heres my $120 build that provides alarm clock functions

Raspberry Pi is so cool. I need to order a couple more for projects. I want to make a smart mirror with one and have another for general purpose linux, probably ubuntu but was going to be kali.

 

[schaft0620]

You'll have some time to think about it, there was like 15 left in NYC when I got mine tonight around 6.

 

[chokotoureiki]

How the f did the other thread even get to 6 pages? People reach way too hard to bash the big N, so insecure about their favorite corps. All companies make and/or licence such things and obviously they have little to do with their main products.

Yeah but it's not stupidly overpriced like the alarmo, nor is there some horrendously laughable 5 MINUTE trailer about.....an alarm clock lol. quit being so butthurt.

 

[SJRB]

From what I understand the sensors don't work if there are two people in the bed, so you're good to go OP!

 

[IDKFA]

Did they really think it's a good idea to have splatoon gun sounds on an alarm clock?

For the morning wood fap.

 

[Three]

Raspberry Pi is so cool. I need to order a couple more for projects. I want to make a smart mirror with one and have another for general purpose linux, probably ubuntu but was going to be kali.

I only posted that in jest but they are cool. I have about 4-5. Bought each model from the launch of the first one. For an actual alarm clock project I think using this would be best and could be a cool project with kids.

How do you plan to do the smart mirror? I've never installed ubuntu or Kali either and have mostly remained on Raspbian (RPi OS) .

 

[E-Cat]

If nintendo made a toilet, would you buy it?

Only if it made the Mario pipe sound

 

[E-Cat]

New idea: Ocarina of Time music that dynamically changes to enemy/boss music, but you also get the low health beeps. There isn't a soul on earth that won't come out of a coma to turn that annoying shit off.

Twilight Princess enemy music is the worst

 

[LordBritish]

it will be be $40 soon.... just watch

 

[E-Cat]

No. Everyone knows the best way to wake children up is by running into their room screaming at the top of your lungs.

 

[Impotaku]

I'm convinced Apple and Nintendo are creating any old crap to see if people will buy it at this point.

I know right, they should be making fridges that look like consoles and hoodies for controllers instead.

 

[Sentenza]

"What the fuck is even an Alarmo, let me google that sh-".

Jesus Christ, Nintendo.