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mcjmetroid
Member
Feels like an April fools
XXL
Member
Nintendo is going to sue everyone who sleeps at night and wakes up in the morning.
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Walter Matthau
Member
Nintendo’s response to the PS5 Pro
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Instead of Switch 2 we're getting Alarmo
Hrk69
Member
News - Cringe - Platform - Nintendo Announces Nintendo Alarmo
$Available for early access purchase to paid Switch Online members today on My Nintendo Store and at NY Store ($99.99)
XXL
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Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Robb
Gold Member
darrylgorn
Member
Will it still go off if my ROM is legit?
Shaki12345
Member
That's a you problem obviously. There are lots of games to keep you busy till Switch 2.
It'll come at some point. The more you're waiting for it, the worse the waiting will be.
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ResilientBanana
Member
I don't disagree, but something tells me this is not only a product, but a great collectors item. So there are plenty of Nintendo fans that will own this alarm clock. Take into consideration there is most likely an app with it to change themes and such.
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Sorcerer
Member
It's all done with Wi-fi. At least the time should always be correct and no worries about DST. I think it would be too much to assume that every kid has a phone. Still, it has sleep tracking, and motion detection. Not quite the cheapo item it appears to be.
I could have sworn I saw bluetooth when it was scrolling through the menus, but I guess not. I would imagine Nintendo probably does not want someone associating Norwegian Death Metal with the characters and putting it on YouTube. LOL!!
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lame gag1990
Member
More dogshit that will sell like hot cakes. The strategy no doubt, sell in limited quantities, sell out and idiots think they need this shit so they buy when back in stock. Rinse, repeat.
ultrazilla
Gold Member
What kind of graphics can this thing push?
bender
What time is it?
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Sorcerer
Member
I think we all need to remember that this is not for us. Although it was strange that the ad showed teens and not little kids. Remember Nintendo was a toy company before they were a video game company.
ReBurn
Gold Member
I know a grown adult that would go nuts for this. I was thinking of getting it for her as a Christmas gift.
Nostalgic Nightmare
Member
"It finally happened, the woman of my dreams finally said yes to a date. I took all of my games and gaming memorabilia off the shelves and replaced them with books, not a shred of whimsical Nintendo regalia to be found.
After an amazing dinner she came over for a nightcap, inside my heart was leaping and my hormones were boiling up just hoping for what would happen next. I took her to the bedroom where we could continue what would no doubt be an amazing crescendo to the concert of the evening - as we undressed her body was more amazing than I could have hoped for. As we slid into bed I couldn't have been more mentally and physically aligned when out of nowhere my Alarmo decided to pop off (10PM time for my blood pressure pills) with the SMB Game Over music. As the light from the Alarmo flashed across my B cup man breasts I saw the utter horror creep in on her face as she recoiled from the bed"
"It's still $250 hun she stammered - but there is no way in hell I'm staying here with your creep ass"
At least I still have my princess peach body pillow.
After an amazing dinner she came over for a nightcap, inside my heart was leaping and my hormones were boiling up just hoping for what would happen next. I took her to the bedroom where we could continue what would no doubt be an amazing crescendo to the concert of the evening - as we undressed her body was more amazing than I could have hoped for. As we slid into bed I couldn't have been more mentally and physically aligned when out of nowhere my Alarmo decided to pop off (10PM time for my blood pressure pills) with the SMB Game Over music. As the light from the Alarmo flashed across my B cup man breasts I saw the utter horror creep in on her face as she recoiled from the bed"
"It's still $250 hun she stammered - but there is no way in hell I'm staying here with your creep ass"
At least I still have my princess peach body pillow.
Rambone
Member
This is kind of cool. I don't need anything like this but I sure do want it. I guess I am in for one.
Nintendo should come up with a bidet that plays Nintendo tunes while it hoses your mud hole down and gets you squeaky clean. It should also make familiar Nintendo related noises or chimes as it detects farts/poots or turds splashing.
Nintendo should come up with a bidet that plays Nintendo tunes while it hoses your mud hole down and gets you squeaky clean. It should also make familiar Nintendo related noises or chimes as it detects farts/poots or turds splashing.
Sorcerer
Member
There is a lot to like if you are a Nintendo Fan. We are just grumps on here, I guess. (Myself included). At the end of day, it's a Nintendo themed clock with some neat functionality.
Sure, it has Nintendo tax, but every company who can get away with that does it nowadays.
PuppetMaster
Member
This could have been a April Fools joke. Good one Nintendo
Sorcerer
Member
It has a Pikmin theme actually. Are you ponying up? JK
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Dick Jones
Gold Member
The only thing I accepted without question is the purchaser of this clock sleeps alone. The rest would have been better to release on 1st April.
Also misread the name of it as the Alamo.
Levesque! Hickenbottom! High Noon!
See you at the ALAMO!
Also misread the name of it as the Alamo.
Levesque! Hickenbottom! High Noon!
See you at the ALAMO!
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Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Why do these dumbasses sleep with the curtains open
Sorcerer
Member
If the clock is skued to really young children, the theme would probably be lost on them anyway. They may know the modern stuff though.
SweetTooth
Gold Member
$100 for this sh*t? Sony was grilled for selling Portal for $199 ( Apologies for comparing an actual high end product to this toy)
But Nintendo can do no wrong to some.
But Nintendo can do no wrong to some.
kingwingin
Member
Looks cheap that you can see the square screen. Should have been a round
SweetTooth
Gold Member
Haven't you heard, Nintendo invented everything!!