BREAKING: Elon Musk buys social media platform X

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Chittagong

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March 28 (Reuters) - Elon Musk's xAI artificial intelligence firm has acquired Musk's X, the social media outfit formerly known as Twitter for $33 billion.
The all-stock deal announced on Friday consolidates two of Musk's multiple portfolio companies, which also include automaker Tesla and SpaceX, and potentially eases the billionaire's ability to train his AI model known as Grok. Including $12 billion in debt, the deal is valued at $45 billion.

"The choice of $45 billion is not a coincidence," said D.A. Davidson & Co. analyst Gil Luria. "It is $1 billion higher than the take-private transaction for Twitter in 2022" and he can share the value of the xAI business with Twitter co-investors
 

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Dacvak

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Didn’t he already own it? I think I’m missing something. (Admittedly I didn’t read the article and I’m a little Friday-night-lit)

Edit: Oh nevermind, I think I understand now. He had a huge round of funding for xAI, then used that money to buy X and presumably pay off the dept from the first purchase? Which seems questionably legal.
 
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jason10mm

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Finances at this level are ALL hocus pocus magic. So long as the US gov can skim 10-15% off the top I'm ok with whatever debt off-loading this is. We gotta get the gov back in the habit of soaking these businesses for $$$ rather than propping them up.
 

GHG

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I have a feeling he will IPO xAI and this is a way of pumping it's enterprise value.
 

IntentionalPun

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I mean it's all funny numbers until he does a real cash funding round to get a real valuation.

Seems like what he probably did was appease the not particularly happy X investors by merging with XAI and giving them a cut of the company they all could agree was worth something closer to what they originally put in.
 

diffusionx

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Is that even legal? To pump the stock by buying something from yourself for 5x its market value?
X is not a publicly traded company. It also had no funding rounds when Musk was running it. That number that the media kept touting was literally totally and completely fake and pulled out of their ass. It was based on nothing and made up by people who were predicting it would fall apart after he fired half the staff. So, next time, be more discerning.
 

AJUMP23

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Musk seems to have been doing fine with Twitter. I think he won the ad war where a ton of companies pulled their ads.
 

poppabk

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X is not a publicly traded company. It also had no funding rounds when Musk was running it. That number that the media kept touting was literally totally and completely fake and pulled out of their ass. It was based on nothing and made up by people who were predicting it would fall apart after he fired half the staff. So, next time, be more discerning.
It literally just had a funding round where the original investors invested more at a rate consistent with a valuation of $44 billion. And then days later he bought it with his own company for $45 billion giving all the investors the equivilant stock in the AI/X hybrid company.
 

IntentionalPun

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It literally just had a funding round where the original investors invested more at a rate consistent with a valuation of $44 billion. And then days later he bought it with his own company for $45 billion giving all the investors the equivilant stock in the AI/X hybrid company.
That news (or rumor) is unlikely to be something separate from this announcement. The people who leaked that also said no cash changed hands.
 

poppabk

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why do you think CNN wrote that article? Get real.

And do you really think that X has somehow quadrupled in value in 6 months despite no material change to their business?
Doesn't really matter why CNN wrote that article, it was based off an investor making a securities filing with their valuation of their stock. There might be some convoluted reason why they would undervalue it but it seems unlikely.
And no I don't think it somehow quadrupled in value in 6 months, I think his AI company vastly overpayed on paper but as it was an all stock deal with stock from another private company, both valuations are likely bullshit.
 

IntentionalPun

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why do you think CNN wrote that article? Get real.

And do you really think that X has somehow quadrupled in value in 6 months despite no material change to their business?
CNN is just reporting what Fidelity filed with the government.

And today's news is that Elon Musk who had full control of XAI just bought X, which he also had full control over, and he came up with some evaluations without anyone injecting any cash.

Note: this post isn't really for you as you are fucking cooked bro, but hoping others read it.
 
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diffusionx

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CNN is just reporting what Fidelity filed with the government.

And today's news is that Elon Musk who had full control of XAI just bought X, which he also had full control over, and he came up with some evaluations without anyone injecting any cash.

Note: this post isn't really for you as you are fucking cooked bro, but hoping others read it.
Fidelity can say whatever they want, it means nothing because they were basing this fake valuation on nothing as X stopped reporting the numbers that the valuation could be based on. They were wrong, and CNN was pushing a narrative about the inevitable failure of Twitter and has been since Musk bought it.

The correct answer to "what is X actually worth" has been "no damn clue" for years.
 

poppabk

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Fidelity can say whatever they want, it means nothing because they were basing this fake valuation on nothing as X stopped reporting the numbers that the valuation could be based on. They were wrong, and CNN was pushing a narrative about the inevitable failure of Twitter and has been since Musk bought it.

The correct answer to "what is X actually worth" has been "no damn clue" for years.
Fidelity were one of the investors. They weren't valuing X they were valuing their shares in X with information that isn't public.
 

IntentionalPun

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Fidelity can say whatever they want, it means nothing because they were basing this fake valuation on nothing as X stopped reporting the numbers that the valuation could be based on. They were wrong, and CNN was pushing a narrative about the inevitable failure of Twitter and has been since Musk bought it.

The correct answer to "what is X actually worth" has been "no damn clue" for years.
Did you miss the part where Elon Musk can say whatever he wants when a company he fully controls buys another company he fully controls?

There is no outside entity or investor who decided what X was "worth" during this stock trade.

You seem to understand it takes a funding round to really set valuation (prove people are willing to pay cash for a share at X value), then are just ignoring that isn't what happened here.. it's just Musk.
 
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I bought $10 from myself but I only paid $5. I think I made easy money from the poor sucker. Or maybe the grifter conned me out my hard-earned cash.
 
Should not be legal in normal circumstances, but since he's in bed with Trump... I would not be surprised if there's more behind the scenes thing going on with the Trump family involved in bs dealings like this.
 

Boss Mog

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Is that even legal? To pump the stock by buying something from yourself for 5x its market value?
X isn't a publicly traded company, neither is xAI, they're both private. And anyway this isn't about money it's about Elon's dream "all-encompassing" app he wants to launch.
 
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Mattyp

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Love people saying this shouldn’t be legal lol, it’s his own companies not public can do whatever the fuck he wants. xAI is definitely worth that and now worth considerably more from twitter integration, makes no sense not to merge the two.

If he ever decides he needs liquidity for ever reason he can IPO the company for $100 billion and watch the stock surge.

After the headaches of Tesla I’m sure he prefers this and the SpaceX route however.
 

MMaRsu

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Fidelity can say whatever they want, it means nothing because they were basing this fake valuation on nothing as X stopped reporting the numbers that the valuation could be based on. They were wrong, and CNN was pushing a narrative about the inevitable failure of Twitter and has been since Musk bought it.

The correct answer to "what is X actually worth" has been "no damn clue" for years.
Musk cant ever do wrong everything else is fake news lalalala.i cant hear youuuu
 
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