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[Shockwave_Fox]

You can eat food off of the floor to regain health

Double jumping is possible.

I love me some Bioshock cream cakes out of the trash can.

But I do love in games how my character can climb mountains, get the shit shot and beaten out of them but is stopped dead in their tracks by a knee high wall that you have to go miles around when your destination is just a 2ft step up away.

 

[Sentenza]

Rape is ok because "censorship bad".

First reply and already a colossal fail in sticking to the topic.

While I would even agree in finding it distasteful, If anything the "rape fetish" is way more popular in few other context.
It's very popular in porn (traditional or "hentai") but its prime spot to shine is erotic literature targeted specifically at women, where it's up there in the first spots if not straight-up the most popular sexual fantasy among women.

Repeatedly insulting the own customer base is something I haven´t seen in any other industries so far.

Yeah, this one used to be mostly a gaming industry thing up to a point, but infected Tv and cinema in the last few years.

 

[Bartski]

gaming only happening in gaming

 

[PeteBull]

gaming only happening in gaming

I raise u to- ur gf/fiance/wife not getting mad/angry/annoyed u playing a game
IRL it looks usually(there are some rare exceptions ofc ;p) like this:

 

[San Dan Glokta]

I hate taking it easy or having a day off or eating or sleeping

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

in the games i've played, they're usually hidden in walls for some reason.
and you need to whip them in order to get the roast chicken

Oh right. We all know ancient castle walls have random fresh, piping hot, delicious roasts cemented behind secret walls. Duh.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Breaking a bicycle or phone booth in half with a roundhouse kick reveals a delicious roast chicken or cake.

I want to know who the fuck throws Gold in the trashcans in Final Fight?!

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Nobody cares who runs a company for toothbrushes, cereals or cars. But in gaming, CEOs are treated like celebrities. People from all over the world send their condolences, gifts or whatever to their families when one of the beloved ones dies.

 

[Cakeboxer]

Rape is ok because "censorship bad".

It's actually the oposite. All kinds of crimes like kidnapping, murdering, drug dealing, torture and many more are fine to 99,9% of the gamers. But killing animals or rape it where many players draw the line.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

I want to know who the fuck throws Gold in the trashcans in Final Fight?!

The gangs are so crack-addled that they tossed it out on accident. Damnd is out of control

 

[Ainem Enamas]

It's your thread. Do it yourself.

Only in gaming consumers knock on game-dev's doors to get updates on game's progress (I read this somewhere)
How can you call a serious businessman Saturn Nutella (Satya Nadella) (this is right? I remember this)

 

[Bond007]

Gamers and the word "Value"

Getting fleeced is more like it. But we share a hobby with kids so yea.

 

[Randall365]

Selling something that is a broken piece of shit, planning to push updates to fix it at some point - in effect punishing your most loyal fans.

Outlaws hiring a "Director of Content" and adding loads of quality of life improvements, weeks after the most dedicated fans had completed it was a kick in the teeth.

 

[PlayStaytion]

-Bad rated games aren't quite bad
-Even mini games has it's special place
-The great ones are that special
-Retarded players online are invisible and not quite bad mates to be frank
-You could meet mates on PC and play with them for decades like real friends
-Personal opinions are respected and not attacked
-Streamers are legends.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Selling something that is a broken piece of shit, planning to push updates to fix it at some point - in effect punishing your most loyal fans.

Outlaws hiring a "Director of Content" and adding loads of quality of life improvements, weeks after the most dedicated fans had completed it was a kick in the teeth.

Trust Me Bro: The Industry

I stopped buying games Day 1, or even Month 1, completely last year. Even Indies can't be trusted.

 

[JustaStupidBoulder]

Exotic animal cock fighting and eating colorful mushrooms are childhood staples. Mining too now but that's not exclusive to gaming.