Jez Corden - The misinformation about Xbox right now is crazy and it's... exposing people who actually just want Xbox to die

Nah, I'm doing it for his health. I care about Jez. 🥺

If Xbox dies, so does his income from Mark Eting, and his cheap shit. Without Xbox around, there's no need for him at Windows Central so they'll let him go, no income at all, unless he can monetize Xbox irredentism from a hardcore bunch of sewer dwellers who believe the great injustice of our generation that we bad people killed Xbox...could happen, but I doubt it.

No income from PR or Windows Central, no money to put food on the table. No ambassador program, no more free beans an' shit. No more ambassador program, no more free GP and hardware, so he can't stay sedentary at home.

No job, no food, no sedentary and isolating entertainment, Jez forcibly has to get up his ass from the couch, go outside and look for a real job out there and work it.

Result, Jez doesn't eat as much and goes slimmer and healthier and when he moves, he goes slimmer and healthier, so it's all the best for My Man With the Chest Jez. 🤓👍🏻
 
Xbox shot themselves in the foot!

-Over a Decade a horrible decisions
-Focusing on DEI in their development team instead of Quality candidates
-Went bat shit crazy on pricing
-Offer very few exclusives that normies really care about
-Getting outplayed by Sony on both the Xbone and Series X/S
-They became "uncool"
 
Console warring is the most retarded it has ever been. Grown human adults fighting over toys. It's amazing.
I kind of feeling like the days of general console wars is over now, and there's a few Jezzy DooDoos who kind of survived off of it, trying to stay afloat.

I quit social media many moons ago now, but in general, with the gaming clan I am a part of and all the people I used to play with when I had time to be on every night, the whole "this is better than that" narrative has kind of faded.

Most games are Multiplatform now, and honestly, I think it's great, more people getting to play together and play a great game like HellDivers 2, for example, is only a good thing.
 
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But I'm sure Jez was pretty happy when MS explicitly said in internal e-mails that they wanted to spend Sony out of business, buying a shit ton of publishers and throwing money at devs to cut off Playstation

He was also pretty happy when Phil hinted at the possibility of buying Nintendo

How ironic: he's now facing the same reality reversed and Sony/Nintendo had to do NOTHING to achieve it

It was just their arrogance and incompetence..... Just like Corden's
 
I would be happy if we had the xbox of the early 360 era (sans red ring of course). Microsoft just fucked everything up starting with the kinect. So now that they spent billions on acquiring studios and failing every step of the way I can't help but laugh.
 
I would say, after the decision to make gamepass 10€/$10 more expensive, someone at MS wanted to see xbox die. How could they not see that this would create a big backlash? $1-2 and peope would already talk negative but might have accepted this, abut $10 (10€ in the EU) is much, much harder.
Also they make switching to Linux much easier, when "xbox"-pc games are no longer an option.

xbox is needed to have competition to sony, but this .... well ... sony already showed they get really greedy when they are more or less left alone on the console market, but now MS is given them the whole market for free. Nintendo is its own category.
 
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Looks guys Heisenberg007 Heisenberg007 is right. The ship started to teeter and we rocked it a bit but they are too rich and stupid to cancel this like they should. M$ will put this new Xbox steambox out and it will sink in the next few years, but don't put any eggs in the basket of them canceling the next hardware. That will only give our co-hobbyist (friend) Xboxer's hope when it does come out and push the inevitable demise another month or two down the road. We haven't won anything yet. Sony and/or Nintendo could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory somehow. Gotta stay vigilant. Meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same. Never falter never fail. Hope for the best, sure, but prepare for the worst.
 
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I'm an old school Xbox fan, but you have to be blind to not see that the writing is on the wall.

It is what it is. At least Sega went out in a blaze of glory. It would have cool to see Xbox do the same, rather than a whimper.
 
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Why is there another thread on this!?

Why can't everyone just leave xbox alone? Just leave Phil alone! He wears great shirts. Mattrick never wore a good shirt.

You just hate them. You guys are mean!!

I am taking my kickball and going home now.

Play my Xbox exclusives from 2019.
 
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good to see him feeling a bit more upbeat. hang in there, jez. may that big xbox in the sky guide & protect you...


:messenger_grinning_squinting: That's actually kind of funny. I'm glad he's retaining some sense of humor.

I don't have any ill will toward the guy. He's a schmuck trapped in an untenable situation. I'm not saying "Leave Jez alone," but I don't want to kick the guy when he's down. I'm sure he's anxious about his future as things crumble around him. I don't blame him. He was swept up in Microsoft's very powerful marketing machine. Yes, he volunteered, and yes, he's responsible for his behavior. But I also see that he got himself involved in a sick system, and this is what sick systems will do to a person. I'm guessing he didn't have great self-esteem going into this, and he was probably vulnerable to the image/status perks that the system offered him.
 
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:messenger_grinning_squinting: That's actually kind of funny. I'm glad he's retaining some sense of humor.

I don't have any ill will toward the guy. He's a schmuck trapped in an untenable situation. I'm not saying "Leave Jez alone," but I don't want to kick the guy when he's down. I'm sure he's anxious about his future as things crumble around him. I don't blame him. He was swept up in Microsoft's very powerful marketing machine. Yes, he volunteered, and yes, he's responsible for his behavior. But I also see that he got himself involved in a sick system, and this is what sick systems will do to a person. I'm guessing he didn't have great self-esteem going into this, and he was probably vulnerable to the image/status perks that the system offered him.
very likely an accurate read. he's facing the possibility of a box-less (& possibly sponsor-less) future, which, at his age, has to be intimidating. but I'm with you - he's never fucked with me, personally, so no hard feelings at my end. vaya con dios, jez...
 
DON'T TAKE THE GAMES... 😭

AWAY...😭😭

FROM XBOX...😭😭😭

OH, DON'T TAKE THE GAMES...😭

AWAY...😭😭

FROM ME...😭😭😭

YOU TOOK AWAY HALO...😭

GEARS...😭😭

AND FORZA 😭😭😭

OH, DON'T TAKE THE GAMES...😭

AWAY...😭😭

FROM ME...😭😭😭

- TITAN Xbox Youtuber
 
We are going to start seeing a lot more of these type things as the brand continues to die off and people realize their entire platform is disappearing. Misinformation in this case is just the truth before it gets officially announced.
 
Microsoft has to try to get out of this negative hate bubble, I suggest knock out the next Halo, traditional Gears 6 game, change Xbox "game pass" back to Xbox live, get rid of tiers, make fable and perfect dark alive, bundle a headset or built in mic, free one month subscription would be fire.
 
There's a lot of crazy MF on both sides
In beginning of this generation the teraflops wars and the "real" RDNA2 debate thread and postings
In the beginning of the acquisition of ActiBizz, everywhere was flood in with RIP Sony
And now things suddenly turn around after the launch of starfield maybe, everybody just call Phil&friends a big liar
this kind of shit started since atleast since 8th generation era. there tons of stuff they gaslighted themself particularly on Xbox camp.

Xbox One era :

ESRAM magic secret sauce debate (due to tflops and memory speed differences against PS4)

Cloud Computing secret sauce debate (simply due to X1 is inferior against PS4)

Exclusivity is bad debate (simply because they lacked exclusivity)

XSX/XSS :

TFlops debate (due to X1 lose against PS4 interm of Tflops, they ensure X1X and XSX keep lead on this aspect, only turn out there is more to the hardware than flops number)

RDNA2 debate (same as above, to downplay PS5 as possible)

XSS debate (XSX already a damn fine hardware but XSS totally handicapped the console. the debate range about optimization, cpu is faster than ps5, 1440p gaming, how devs concern is all wrong etc)

SFS secret sauce debate (mostly due to PS5 I/O and XSS split memory issue)

Gamepass debate aka trying to be Netflix of videogames (argument that they not driven by console sales was used to justify how lacked XSX sold) - some people treat this like instant win

Actiblizz debate (range from RIP Sony to how MS will 'fix' the company. suddenly exclusive is good and it relate to gamepass) - some people treat this like instant win

Starfield = next Skyrim debate (before launch) - some people treat this like instant win

this is some major stuff i often see people argued. there is more like day 1 exclusive release debate, storage expansion card vs m2 ssd debate(some people act like changing SSD in ps5 is like performing a brain surgery), Machine Learning debate where lot of people claim PS5 wont have this capability and this is the secret sauce of XSX which is turn out PS5 Pro has that features first. before start of this generation there is also people boast about how MS has more first party studios than Sony too. fast foward, lot of their game still not released today.

most importantly lot of stuff is hyped due to word of mouth from Phil Spencer itself. the problem is some vocal people prefer to evangelize whatever these executives said, than questioned them back when necessary.
 
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Why is there another thread on this!?

Why can't everyone just leave xbox alone? Just leave Phil alone! He wears great shirts. Mattrick never wore a good shirt.

You just hate them. You guys are mean!!

I am taking my kickball and going home now.

Play my Xbox exclusives from 2019.
They are leaving Xbox alone. Which is why it's not selling.

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Does anybody beyond the fanatics care about any of this? Yes the subscription increase is unfortunate but it comes with more value for the consumer at least. Also everything increases in price regardless so it will happen for everything including standalone games.

The hardware thing is like are we listening to the so called insiders or the actual company?
Well with MS/Xbox division having such a clear and concise PR/Information record adding up with their absolute commitment with the truth through out history... theres only one real answer really.
 
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Although i dont like Xbox i dont want It to die cause if It does, Sony begins a monopoly of and that is never a good thing.

Also, that Jez character gets way to much attention, but i guess he follows IGN and Polygon and prefers to be a running joke, spilling controversy in order to stay revelant
 
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What misinformation? Based on recent actions like two price hikes in around 6 months, game prices increasing, first party games going multiplatform, Gamepass price increases, $1000 portable device, mismanagement, studio closures, canceled games, etc it seems like Microsoft are the ones who want XBOX to die more than the consumers.
 
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this kind of shit started since atleast since 8th generation era. there tons of stuff they gaslighted themself particularly on Xbox camp.

Xbox One era :

ESRAM magic secret sauce debate (due to tflops and memory speed differences against PS4)

Cloud Computing secret sauce debate (simply due to X1 is inferior against PS4)

Exclusivity is bad debate (simply because they lacked exclusivity)

XSX/XSS :

TFlops debate (due to X1 lose against PS4 interm of Tflops, they ensure X1X and XSX keep lead on this aspect, only turn out there is more to the hardware than flops number)

RDNA2 debate (same as above, to downplay PS5 as possible)

XSS debate (XSX already a damn fine hardware but XSS totally handicapped the console. the debate range about optimization, cpu is faster than ps5, 1440p gaming, how devs concern is all wrong etc)

SFS secret sauce debate (mostly due to PS5 I/O and XSS split memory issue)

Gamepass debate aka trying to be Netflix of videogames (argument that they not driven by console sales was used to justify how lacked XSX sold) - some people treat this like instant win

Actiblizz debate (range from RIP Sony to how MS will 'fix' the company. suddenly exclusive is good and it relate to gamepass) - some people treat this like instant win

Starfield = next Skyrim debate (before launch) - some people treat this like instant win

this is some major stuff i often see people argued. there is more like day 1 exclusive release debate, storage expansion card vs m2 ssd debate(some people act like changing SSD in ps5 is like performing a brain surgery), Machine Learning debate where lot of people claim PS5 wont have this capability and this is the secret sauce of XSX which is turn out PS5 Pro has that features first. before start of this generation there is also people boast about how MS has more first party studios than Sony too. fast foward, lot of their game still not released today.

most importantly lot of stuff is hyped due to word of mouth from Phil Spencer itself. the problem is some vocal people prefer to evangelize whatever these executives said, than questioned them back when necessary.
This is spot on. These are the exact same talking points the obvious Xbox shills repeated for years. I had never seen anything like it. It used to be about which console had the best games. Just absolutely crazy nonsense.
 
Although i dont like Xbox i dont want It to die cause if It does, Sony begins a monopoly of and that is never a good thing.
If Sega never died then Xbox would never have existed. You don't understand what you are wishing for. Zombie companies kept alive are ALWAYS a bad thing. I seriously doubt you actually care about competition, because if you did you would want Xbox to go away asap so someone else can replace them. I simply don't believe you are arguing in good faith.
 
If Sega never died then Xbox would never have existed. You don't understand what you are wishing for. Zombie companies kept alive are ALWAYS a bad thing. I seriously doubt you actually care about competition, because if you did you would want Xbox to go away asap so someone else can replace them. I simply don't believe you are arguing in good faith.

Im arguing in good faith and i believe Xbox will make a comeback at some point, you just guessed from my comment and guessed wrong dude.
 
this kind of shit started since atleast since 8th generation era. there tons of stuff they gaslighted themself particularly on Xbox camp.

Xbox One era :

ESRAM magic secret sauce debate (due to tflops and memory speed differences against PS4)

Cloud Computing secret sauce debate (simply due to X1 is inferior against PS4)

Exclusivity is bad debate (simply because they lacked exclusivity)

XSX/XSS :

TFlops debate (due to X1 lose against PS4 interm of Tflops, they ensure X1X and XSX keep lead on this aspect, only turn out there is more to the hardware than flops number)

RDNA2 debate (same as above, to downplay PS5 as possible)

XSS debate (XSX already a damn fine hardware but XSS totally handicapped the console. the debate range about optimization, cpu is faster than ps5, 1440p gaming, how devs concern is all wrong etc)

SFS secret sauce debate (mostly due to PS5 I/O and XSS split memory issue)

Gamepass debate aka trying to be Netflix of videogames (argument that they not driven by console sales was used to justify how lacked XSX sold) - some people treat this like instant win

Actiblizz debate (range from RIP Sony to how MS will 'fix' the company. suddenly exclusive is good and it relate to gamepass) - some people treat this like instant win

Starfield = next Skyrim debate (before launch) - some people treat this like instant win

this is some major stuff i often see people argued. there is more like day 1 exclusive release debate, storage expansion card vs m2 ssd debate(some people act like changing SSD in ps5 is like performing a brain surgery), Machine Learning debate where lot of people claim PS5 wont have this capability and this is the secret sauce of XSX which is turn out PS5 Pro has that features first. before start of this generation there is also people boast about how MS has more first party studios than Sony too. fast foward, lot of their game still not released today.

most importantly lot of stuff is hyped due to word of mouth from Phil Spencer itself. the problem is some vocal people prefer to evangelize whatever these executives said, than questioned them back when necessary.
You forgot one of the key points EVERYONE and their grandma vomited should you dare to question our plenipotentiary Xbox Series X:

TOOLS

And every outlet chanting to the tune of the foremost astroturfers of them all, Digital Foundry. Oh, they were so sure they couldn't explain those mysterious PS gains, but for the lack of mature XS Tools because their peeps at Xbox told them so when they asked, and they were coming believe you me, and that would put PS on its place.

The astroturfing was very nasty and funny this generation. 🤓
 
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Xbox shot themselves in the foot!


-Focusing on DEI in their development team instead of Quality candidates
The unnamed bad "DEI" hires are to blame despite Mattrick and Spencer being the most useless twats in gaming history( and being as white and hetero as you could dream of).

It's like fucking cultists chanting this shit.
 
Although i dont like Xbox i dont want It to die cause if It does, Sony begins a monopoly of and that is never a good thing.

Also, that Jez character gets way to much attention, but i guess he follows IGN and Polygon and prefers to be a running joke, spilling controversy in order to stay revelant

If Sony and Xbox were the only platforms to play games on, then Xbox dying would mean a monopoly for Sony. That's clearly not the case. As well, while Xbox was 'competition' to Sony - they did absolutely everything they possibly could to drive customers off their platform to Sony, Nintendo, and PC. MS represents a direction in gaming where things like consolidation, games as a service (Game Pass, Cloud gaming), frequent price increases (on all fronts), lack of focus on game quality (how you play is more important than what you play, etc.) are the norm. Yet, somehow, it's Sony we need to worry about becoming terrible in this scenario.
 
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