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[Ainem Enamas]

Engine will be written in C, only one dev branch. Every commit to main. We're testing in production.

Always talk with Kronark about our brand new innovation inhouse engine

 

[Disco Dave]

I am excited to announce have have expanded Human Resources by 200%.

Every room will now have a member from HR with them....... just in case you have a concern.

Also, the workplace conduct sessions will continue until morale improves.

You can't spell Hero without HR.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

My dream game: a Forza-like open-world car sim RPG with turn-based combat

Okay this works.

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I'm closing it down and laying you all off

Nice thinking i like the manipulation so nobody gets money in the end only me
Any ideas on the project?

 

[Disco Dave]

I think we should form a union.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

The genre should be a rhythm based RPG shooter.

and you can only attack by parrying bullets with bullets

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Looking like samurai scorpio from super ninja brothers. Ain't that a bitch..

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I think we should form a union.

You lead

 

[Guilty_AI]

Nice thinking i like the manipulation so nobody gets money in the end only me
Any ideas on the project?

Whatever is fine, this is just a money laundering front anyway

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Whatever is fine, this is just a money laundering front anyway

Like the way you think

 

[No Banana]

I don't understand why you don't keep restocking the free soda, it makes it harder for me to take them home

Also if you stop providing free soda and snacks be prepared for the staff (me) to complain endlessly rather than focus on the fact the staff (me) missed every deadline production set

 

[Sentenza]

I think we should form a union.

Incidentally you are all fired.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Focus testing suggests the firetruck should have a built-in pool and/or a mohawk.

Spoiler

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Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

[Not_A-Cop_Maybe]

Who the fuck let you in??
Edit we need cash manager interested?? We will not pay you Kronark will show your desk

Actually i just got a promotion. Im now the regional director to the director.

Also. You're fired.

 

[Moondoggy]

I'll be the ex-Ubisoft employee that joins part way through development

 

[No Banana]

Since nepotism is a proven hiring method, here are some resumes from poorly qualified friends that will undoubtedly lift up the studio and myself

Can I get my referral bonuses please? Er, I mean now

 

[TheAnt]

Hey guys, can we keep all the decisions in the project doc please? So we don't have to go through a bunch of different threads to see what's what?

Also, here's the link for the afternoon's retro: figma.com/retro-2026-03-12/ if anyone wants to add notes before the meeting.

Thanks!

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Since nepotism is a proven hiring method, here are some resumes from poorly qualified friends that will undoubtedly lift up the studio and myself

Can I get my referral bonuses please? Er, I mean now

How about that artwork you promised to show the team?? This month you will recieve 34 cents more so it will not only be 119 dollars BUT 119 dollars AND 12 cents.eet me in the "room" for a raise

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Actually i just got a promotion. Im now the regional director to the director.

Also. You're fired.

I'm only a janitor here

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I don't understand why you don't keep restocking the free soda, it makes it harder for me to take them home

Also if you stop providing free soda and snacks be prepared for the staff (me) to complain endlessly rather than focus on the fact the staff (me) missed every deadline production set

Can you show the team your progress on the level design, free soda and snacks?? we don't have that here you should really stop using drugs here (but sinc

 

[Ainem Enamas]

Sorry, you're all fired. I just tweeted about it and posted on LinkedIn, so ... it's a done deal.

I know the first day is hard here but please be li

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I jut read 10 last messages, I'm scared to read the rest.

Who let you in? Kronark let this guy out
Edit interested in marketing organization we Will PAY you (something)

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I am excited to announce we have expanded Human Resources by 200%.

Every room will now have a member from HR with them....... just in case you have a concern.

Also, the workplace conduct sessions will continue until morale improves.

Excellent you always are expanding something

 

[Ainem Enamas]

I'll be in charge of insulting 60% of our potential customer base online.

Why would you insult my money???