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[DMczaf]

Just so you guys know, FMT quit playing Dead Space 1 because it got too scary.

Seriously.

 

[snesfreak]

In Madden 2000, I'd repeatedly commit late hits whenever I was playing a team I hated.
Can't do that anymore, fucking pussy ass NFL.

 

[Greg]

Am I going to be the only one representing The Master Race against you chumps? It's like you bitches are drivin around in Kia's and I'm racing past in a Ferrari. What are you even doing driving Kia's around on my road? Get on the sidewalk with that shit.


Real Battlefield 3. For people who can count higher than 24.

I'm ashamed that I have a CIS degree and I'm still rocking a 5-year-old laptop.

Just so you guys know, FMT quit playing Dead Space 1 because it got too scary.

Seriously.

:jnc

 

[eznark]

Am I going to be the only one representing The Master Race against you chumps? It's like you bitches are drivin around in Kia's and I'm racing past in a Ferrari. What are you even doing driving Kia's around on my road? Get on the sidewalk with that shit.


Real Battlefield 3. For people who can count higher than 24.

eznark on origin

 

[snesfreak]

Just so you guys know, FMT quit playing Dead Space 1 because it got too scary.

Seriously.

:jakncoke

 

[squicken]

I quit playing Dead Space b/c it was scary. I hate scary games. I felt like Condemned aged me 5 years. The only way I could get through it was to voice chat with a friend who was also too scared to play it alone

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Just so you guys know, FMT quit playing Dead Space 1 because it got too scary.

Seriously.

fuck you you can't prove that! and don't look at my 360 GT and see the achievements for deadspace, i beat it while i was logged off so it didn't register!

 

[snesfreak]

fuck you you can't prove that! and don't look at my 360 GT and see the achievements for deadspace, i beat it while i was logged off so it didn't register!

Uh huh.

 

[Buckethead]

Playing Dead Space turned my son gay.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

In Madden 2000, I'd repeatedly commit late hits whenever I was playing a team I hated.
Can't do that anymore, fucking pussy ass NFL.

Seriously, when are we going to get an update of Mutant League Football for portables or iOS? Or something like Blitz again? I want over the top crazy shit going on. Madden is too pussified, like the NFL.

 

[Greg]

I miss NFL GameDay [edit: the PS1 ones - looking at the wiki, I wasn't aware they had them for PS2]

They were probably shit games, but I didn't care.

 

[Buckethead]

What were the Xbox games called?

I remember them being somewhat fun.

 

[squicken]

What were the Xbox games called?

I remember them being somewhat fun.

NFL Fever. Only played the first one. Think it's infamous for unstoppable deep passes and for being the first XBL game. No longer did gamers have to suffer through being called a "fag" in text form

 

[Greg]

What were the Xbox games called?

I remember them being somewhat fun.

NFL Fever? I remember when they first put up the kiosks for the Xbox and they had videos of it that looked incredible. Same goes for the 2k game when the Dreamcast was launched.

These GameDay intros are bringing me back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kyt5T0OqEI

the top comment:

Good lord, almost every hit in this video would be a 15 yard penalty nowadays.

 

[snesfreak]

They need to make Madden more realistic, $100,000 fine for sacking Brady.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Same goes for the 2k game when the Dreamcast was launched.

Ah, NBA 2K on Dreamcast.i think that through 2K2 were the best basketball games of all time. Maybe throw NBA Live '97 on Sega in there (if that was the one with yellow "chip" in the cartridge.

 

[Goro Majima]

That's a good wife. Mine used to tell me that videogames were the devil because they kept me from focusing my life on God. First thing I did when she left me was buy all the games I missed over the last few years.

You were apparently married to scumbag susan.

It's like one of those top-bottom pictures!

"Demands you give up Video Games so you can focus on God"

"Disobeys several of God's commands by divorcing you"

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

You were apparently married to scumbag susan.

It's like one of those top-bottom pictures!

"Demands you give up Video Games so you can focus on God"

"Disobeys several of God's commands by divorcing you"

What's more fucked up is, like a bitch, I pretty much did give them up.

 

[Greg]

They need to make Madden more realistic, $100,000 fine for sacking Brady.

Don't give them any ideas because they'll use them if it's unrelated to improving the actual gameplay.

Pull a Suh and lose your balance on a player and you have a pay a $10 DLC fine.

Ah, NBA 2K on Dreamcast.i think that through 2K2 were the best basketball games of all time. Maybe throw NBA Live '97 on Sega in there (if that was the one with yellow "chip" in the cartridge.

Yeah, I have great memories of NBA/NFL 2k games for Dreamcast. That was a pretty impressive leap technically.

 

[Buckethead]

"Demands you give up Video Games so you can focus on God"

"Disobeys several of God's commands by divorcing you"

Funny how that works.

 

[yankeehater]

Funny how that works.

Only one such as Tebow can walk the path of righteousness.

 

[ConradCervantes]

What's more fucked up is, like a bitch, I pretty much did give them up.

I've done some pretty stupid shit in the name of love. Missed two of my friends' weddings because my ex didn't want me hanging out with them anymore. But that moment of clarity one achieves when you ditch the dead weight, better then the finest weed.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

one time there was this girl at work who said her husband wanted to get NFL sunday ticket and she wouldn't let him. so we said "why, because of the cost?" and she said no, he should be doing something productive with himself on sundays not watching football.

first off this chick wasn't even hot. secondly, if my gf told me i can't watch football on sundays she could go eat a bag of dicks

 

[Buckethead]

first off this chick wasn't even hot. secondly, if my gf told me i can't watch football on sundays she could go eat a bag of dicks

Do you suck the whole bag? Or suck each one individually?...

P.S. Word.

 

[TheLegendary]

Am I going to be the only one representing The Master Race against you chumps? It's like you bitches are drivin around in Kia's and I'm racing past in a Ferrari. What are you even doing driving Kia's around on my road? Get on the sidewalk with that shit.


Real Battlefield 3. For people who can count higher than 24.

Mixed race is scientifically proven to be the hottest of all. PS3 (not really mine, but I have one in the house) + 360 + PC here.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Do you suck the whole bag? Or suck each one individually?...

P.S. Word.

not my problem how she devours the bag!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Madieu Williams

Team bus broke down!! May have to walk to airport..smh

13 minutes ago
Retweeted by MaioccoCSN

fucking cheap ass yorks! buy us a new bus motherfuckers!

 

[squicken]

fucking cheap ass yorks! buy us a new bus motherfuckers!

Lol. I cant wait until the offseason where I can talk shit about the potentially awesome team the Rams will probably not have

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Lol. I cant wait until the offseason where I can talk shit about the potentially awesome team the Rams will probably not have

for the off season thread i want to pull some choice quotes from people so we can all laugh about it. maybe i'll start now!

 

[B1gg_Randall]

Seriously, when are we going to get an update of Mutant League Football for portables or iOS? Or something like Blitz again? I want over the top crazy shit going on. Madden is too pussified, like the NFL.

NFL Blitz is back..
Full Quarter of Steelers vs Packers

 

[Futurevoid]

Am I going to be the only one representing The Master Race against you chumps?

Futurevoid on Origin and Steam. So yeah, the master race is well represented in my household *hugs his GTX 580*. Along with plenty of console love.

As for the games:

AC Revelations - Own it but haven't started it (DAMN YOU SKYRIM!). I've read it's the weakest in the series though. I've played all of the others.
Infamous 2 - Loved it! I enjoyed the first though. Second one is even better.
LA Noire - Overrated dogshit. Fun for the first 5 and then its 15 hours of padding. One of the most disappointing games I've played this year.
Portal 1 and 2 - Both are fantastic. The coop stuff in Portal 2 is ridiculous fun!
BioShock - One of my favorite games this generation. It stumbles a bit in the last third, but I still love it.
Dead Space 2 - I'm a survival horror nut so yeah. Loved it.

 

[Ænima]

Sucks
Amazing
Sucks
Amazing
Suck
Sucks

I haven't played the newest AC or Dead Space, but I completely agree with this assesment on the other 4 games.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

some choice quotes i found from the off-season/pre-season thread!

Rumor that we're hiring Trent Baalke as GM who's already on the fucking staff. Yeah I mad.

But the rumor also links to a Baalke hiring leading into a Jim Harbaugh as HC. Would love that. Seen a lot of Stanford games locally, guy is legit

Niners will win the NFC West next year. I guarantee it

Bookmark this shit, I GUARANTEE the Bucs make the playoffs next season.
Assuming there ARE playoffs next season
If not I'll take the avatar/tag* of GAF's choice for the entire offseason next year.

we might have to cash in on this one boys!

alex smith wasn't the problem, our coaching staff was. textbook way to ruin a qb.

yeeeeeeeeep!

If McRibb goes to the Vikings I will drive to Minnesota, Green Bay, and Detroit for every game.

Watching him waste Percy Harvin's career will be a sight to see

well, did you?

Sad truth for their fans is that the Niners are going to be garbage until they get an owner that actually cares

thank god we did!

Rams have 2 MNF games??!?!?! WOOOOOOO. Can't wait. End the damn lockout now! - Overcast

Yeah it's awesome. The league obviously recognizes the team is in ascendance and wants to let America see the show. - squicken

lulz

So we play the 49ers again, easy win

lulz

A newly indoctrinated Rams fan saying that any other franchise is "crap ass"... right. - Wellington
Guess we'll see Week 2 - squicken

we sure did!

hilarious. the bucs beat like 1 team with a winning record and now you're going to win 10 games-ish again? bucs are garbage with a bunch of thugs on their team and a bunch of drunks on their coaching staff. 4-12 (one of those 12 including the niners stomping out fat fuck freeman, i'm going to call him triple F now)

I love that the shortened off-season has people like Carolina and San Francisco fans thinking their teams will win more that 4 games combined

well you had one part right!

lance kendricks could be off. rookie of the year the way bradford keeps targeting him.

lolllllllllllll

Lions won't be better than 7-9 this year. I guarantee it.

God SF is awful. I tried to tell FMT that Fangio was a moron. Going to be a long year.

Yeah as disappointed as I am in the Rams offensive line and shitty WRs, it's good to know things are far, far worse in SF.

p.s. i can't wait for the niners to win the division. do you know how much shit i'm going to give you? i have a massive boner just thinking about it....

 

[PhoenixDark]

Looks like only Lions fan predictions came true

 

[chuckddd]

we might have to cash in on this one boys!

Oh hell yes. Everyone get an avy ready to submit and we'll vote on it in the wildcard thread! *starts dreaming up a Taco Bell avatar*




And my steamid, origin and psn name is the same as my name here, if anyone wants to add me.

 

[cajunator]

Nothing else to talk about.

edit: I keep dreaming about getting a PS3, so there's that.

Why havent you gotten one yet? they are cheap now.

 

[Wrayfield]

osecondly, if my gf told me i can't watch football on sundays she could go eat a bag of dicks

Mine didn't even try. Calls herself a football widow and asks when the season is over. Told her she's lucky, NFL season is super short.

 

[cajunator]

n/m I saw earlier you got one. cool.
I have trouble deciding what console to buy so I just buy everything.

 

[cajunator]

Mine didn't even try. Calls herself a football widow and asks when the season is over. Told her she's lucky, NFL season is super short.

Lol. My mom is the exact opposite. She is the one glued to the TV screaming at it and my Dads like, "eh cant be bothered to watch".

 

[Kastrioti]

Looks like only Lions fan predictions came true

Hahahaha so true.

Let's check page 299 of the Preseason thread(for the record I haven't had this saved the whole year just simple Google search). Some legendary quotes in there.

Lions will be in the playoffs this year with Matt Stafford or Shaun Hill at the helm. If it's Stafford, dare I say Super Bowl?

The bandwagon will be leaving the station shortly. Get on before it's to late.

I take back everything I said.

You are fucking delusional.

Stafford's just had bad luck. Dude is a legit, stud QB, something the Lions haven't had in decades.

FMT trying his best to back out of a fight he knows his gonna lose. "Nah man I don't have any problems with the Lions I'm cool with you guys. Please don't beat me up."

i have nothing against the lions but stafford should probably at least make it through 1 full season before he is anointed a stud by anyone

Stafford is a stud and the Lions have the best defensive line in history. Wow, look out Mercury Morris!!

This is the year that the Texans and Lions show up.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421061&page=299

"The bandwagon will be leaving the station shortly. Get on before it's to late."

Can't say I or most on Lions-GAF didn't give you guys proper notice.

 

[cajunator]

Hahahaha so true.

Let's check page 299 of the Preseason thread(for the record I haven't had this saved the whole year just simple Google search). Some legendary quotes in there.







FMT trying his best to back out of a fight he knows his gonna lose. "Nah man I don't have any problems with the Lions I'm cool with you guys. Please don't beat me up."







http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421061&page=299

"The bandwagon will be leaving the station shortly. Get on before it's to late."

Can't say I or most on Lions-GAF didn't give you guys proper notice.

I said you guys and the Texans would be in the playoffs this year and I was correct.

 

[Kosmo]

Mine didn't even try. Calls herself a football widow and asks when the season is over. Told her she's lucky, NFL season is super short.

Haha, sounds like my wife. I told her its over about 2 months before golf season starts, so if you want any house projects done, plan them for February or March.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

We all know Flynn is the future.

 

[cajunator]

whats with all the love for an ex-LSU Tiger QB? Haven't you guys learned by now?

 

[eznark]

We all know Flynn is the future.

Packers need to tag Flynn and trade Fraudgers for a sixth.

 

[Goro Majima]

I need to go quote myself about the NFC North. I know I said a long, long time ago that it was going to be:

Packers
Lions
Bears
Vikings

 

[Owzers]

the telltale Jurassic Park game is worse than the Broncos' second quarters. They made a game around quick time events....why would you do such a thing?

 

[eznark]

the telltale Jurassic Park game is worse than the Broncos' second quarters. They made a game around quick time events....why would you do such a thing?

Because idiots pretended to like Heavy Rain.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

We all know Flynn is the future.

I don't know why DemiGodgers gets to start over such an all-time talent in Based God Flynn. He must have slept/ is sleeping with McCarthy's daughter.

 

[Spectral Glider]

NFL Blitz is back..
Full Quarter of Steelers vs Packers

Leave it to EA to make the Blitz announcer sound bored as fuck, like Joe Buck. And why the hell does he need a partner?