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[TAJ]

I'm not worried about comfort though, all hands on reports say it's comfortable

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

 

[AceBandage]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

Really now...

 

[Emitan]

Hmm... I don't read this thread often, I wonder what's-

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

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[-Pyromaniac-]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

 

[guek]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

Nothing about that controller looks especially uncomfortable. You sound like a crazy person.

 

[BY2K]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

 

[snesfreak]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

lol.
Come on.

 

[royalan]

My concern is that people pretty much said the same thing about the 3DS being comfortable...but as someone with big hands (i'm 6'4) the 3DS is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever held for long periods of time. And the button layout on the upad reminds me of the 3DS a lot...

 

[Thunder Monkey]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

I'll be the first to admit that the Upad looks odd.

But this isn't exactly anything like a sandpaper-lined condom. This looks like a screen with controller parts. It may be about as uncomfortable as an iPad. I don't know, I haven't held it. Neither have you.

At this point all we have to go on is the look and first hand reports. The look is odd, hands on reports say it is about as comfy as a lightweight screen with controller parts can be.

Faint praise? Could be.

Won't know until I've actually held the thing.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

My concern is that people pretty much said the same thing about the 3DS being comfortable...but as someone with big hands (i'm 6'4) the 3DS is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever held for long periods of time. And the button layout on the upad reminds me of the 3DS a lot...

it looks thicker than the 3ds to me, which looks like what I need. 3DS made my hand cramp or fall asleep because there was nothing to really grab onto, bought a grip to solve it

 

[Mileena]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

Wow, that was totally uncalled for. You're a meanie!

 

[Emitan]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

 

[TheLastCandle]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

I bet they stay in place nicely.

FOREVER.

Edit: I'm fucking baffled that people think this thing will be uncomfortable. Nintendo, whatever you may think of them, is damn good with the ergonomics of home console controllers.

 

[TAJ]

Nothing about that controller looks especially uncomfortable. You sound like a crazy person.

We live in a world where people argue that, between the 360 pad and DS3, one or the other is unusable. What must someone who has any issues with either think of this? I'm crazy?

 

[AceBandage]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

A really fine sandpaper could actually feel nice.

 

[BY2K]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

Well, if the sandpaper lines are only on the outside, we're good.

A really fine sandpaper could actually feel nice.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

Well my penis is made of rock.

Might actually give me the friction necessary to maintain copulation.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

So what you're trying to say is almost everyone who has tried the wii u controller is part of Nintendo's conspiracy to get us to wear sandpaper-lined condoms?

edit: nooo you guys caught the typo!

 

[Mileena]

We live in a world where people argue that, between the 360 pad and DS3, one or the other is unusable. What must someone who has any issues with either think of this? I'm crazy?

They're still both better than the Wiimote man. Even the Wii U padlet is!

 

[Thunder Monkey]

So what you're trying to say is almost everyone who has tried the wii u controller is part of Nintendo's conspiracy to get us to ear sandpaper-lined condoms?

You're supposed to put them on your penis sweety.

 

[AceBandage]

You're supposed to put them on your penis sweety.

No ear sex?

 

[BY2K]

What the fuck is going on!?

 

[royalan]

Whoa...where is this thread going?

Spoiler

cuz i likes it...

 

[TAJ]

We're all going to feel stupid if sandpaper lined condoms are actually comfortable.

Definitely.
Maybe the Wii U padlet will give us microinjections of narcotics. Innovation.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

What the fuck is going on!?

TAJ started it.

TAJ knows I can't be happy until I've crossed swords with everyone.

 

[TAJ]

No ear sex?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrS4sPdcqos

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Hmm... I don't read this thread often, I wonder what's-



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[ThatObviousUser]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

When was the last time a Nintendo controller was uncomfortable to hold? The N64? NES? Even those are arguable.

 

[TAJ]

When was the last time a Nintendo controller was uncomfortable to hold? The N64? NES? Even those are arguable.

When was the last time one of their controllers was bigger than a Wii?

 

[Ryoku]

When was the last time one of their controllers was bigger than a Wii?

No need to pull a red herring here. The Wii U controller, as we've heard, is a very comfortable controller. You might not think so due to the way it looks, so you'll probably have to hold it in your hands when you get the chance.

 

[Anth0ny]

When was the last time a Nintendo controller was uncomfortable to hold? The N64? NES? Even those are arguable.

N64 was great.

NES was probably the worst of any Nintendo controller, but it was still comfortable. I'm sure the Wii U controller will be comfortable too but FUCK SLIDE PADS

AUGH

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

Well my penis is made of rock.

Might actually give me the friction necessary to maintain copulation.

Thunder Monkey is Ben Grimm confirmed.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

but FUCK SLIDE PADS

AUGH

I'm with you son, I'm waiting to see the final version before I totally rage out though.

 

[TAJ]

Haven't the Wii U padlets people have used been externally powered, anyway?
The final controller could well be twice as heavy.

 

[Ryoku]

Haven't the Wii U padlets people have used been externally powered, anyway?
The final controller could well be twice as heavy.

What, do you expect, could cause an increase in weight twofold?

 

[Deguello]

Haven't the Wii U padlets people have used been externally powered, anyway?
The final controller could well be twice as heavy.

I know man. I had to pick up a computer tablet once. Damn near twisted my arm off just moving it. How did those get past QA?

A battery.

Maybe if it was a car battery.

 

[TAJ]

What, do you expect, could cause an increase in weight twofold?

A battery.

 

[EDarkness]

I'm not even sold on the fact that nintendo will get all multi-plat releases lol.

Neither am I. Just curious what excuse they'll use this time.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

??
He said they'd save their bombs (if they have any) for E3.
I was confirming that they have bombs for E3.

I thought you were implying the "Retro's new game" thing was for GDC.

My mistake.

 

[etiolate]

??
He said they'd save their bombs (if they have any) for E3.
I was confirming that they have bombs for E3.

So we can expect another Other M?

 

[ugoo18]

So we can expect another Other M?

 

[bgassassin]

Haven't the Wii U padlets people have used been externally powered, anyway?
The final controller could well be twice as heavy.

Someone from IGN back during E3 said he used one wireless and that it wasn't heavy at all.

 

[guek]

Haven't the Wii U padlets people have used been externally powered, anyway?
The final controller could well be twice as heavy.

Why even bother asking when you think all impressions of the thing are invalidated simply because they're reports from the media?

 

[Emitan]

If the controller becomes twice as heavy due to a battery it was already extremely light to begin with.

 

[TheExplodingHead]

I actually really like the weight of the 360 controller with the rechargeable battery pack in, so a weight increase of the Upad doesn't bother me.

 

[Buddha Beam]

If someone told me that sandpaper-lined condoms were comfortable, I'd be reluctant to believe them.

guys, i think i just figured out where the WiiU's vitality sensor add-on is going to go.

 

[-WindYoshi-]

Let's get this thread back on track, MAXIMUM POWERRRR!

So how about that Wave Race Wii U?

 

[disap.ed]

guys, i think i just figured out where the WiiU's vitality sensor add-on is going to go.

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[Christine]

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don't be lazy

 

[Coolwhip]

Everytime I see the WiiU controller I think it will cramp your hands/wrists after a while. You have to hold your hands pretty far apart, isn't that an ergonomic nightmare?