She dropped her pen and had to look for it!
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outunderthestars
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Wasn't my doing, she just put her head in my lap, pretending to be asleep, I was not expecting it at all. Was incredibly intense due to the inability to react in any way.
No way. I was thinking maybe she 'fell asleep' in your lap or something. Thats the only conceivable way you could get away with it. Unless it was a 15 second blowjob, there had to be a better excuse.
EDIT: ah ok, I was right. <brofist>
outunderthestars
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She later dumped me for getting drunk while visiting her at college and accidentally burning down her dorm room when I left one of those sandwich makers on.
It was on the way back from Atlanta after going to see an opera with her parents. The stretch of i-85 in north GA is pitch black. She was always into risky/public sex. We got caught on the Blue Ridge parkway once, did it in the middle of the Clemson football field, and in the library a bunch of times.
It was on the way back from Atlanta after going to see an opera with her parents. The stretch of i-85 in north GA is pitch black. She was always into risky/public sex. We got caught on the Blue Ridge parkway once, did it in the middle of the Clemson football field, and in the library a bunch of times.
SteveWinwood
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She later dumped me for getting drunk while visiting her at college and accidentally burning down her dorm room when I left one of those sandwich makers on.
I'm sorry, but this is the 2nd funniest thing I've read all day.
sharkmuncher
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Well 10 pm here and time for me to pass out. I'll just leave you with this
Sharkmuncher Out.
I've Had Enough said:
Sharkmuncher Out.
She later dumped me for getting drunk while visiting her at college and accidentally burning down her dorm room when I left one of those sandwich makers on.
<---- really? Is that all you have to say about that? You burn down somebody's room and you go - ?SteveWinwood
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Acrid. Next Saturday. Sharks. Berkeley.Damn.
Damn
outunderthestars
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It was an honest mistake! I made one sandwich, and was going to make another, but she dragged me out of her dorm in a hurry to get to some school dance.
clearacell
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I will be participating in this thread in a couple of hours
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shit man i don't know if i'm a be up
An honest mistake is forgetting to take the trash out.
Burning down somebody's room is.........well............its a fuckin catastrophe.
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inglourious bastards is such a good movie
I once filled up an old straw with water and drank out of it because people were doing coke with it.
No excuses.
now I've moved onto
and 90's triphop. I fucking love life. Crisp mountain air, good beer, fun music.
What kind of beer is that? I'm likely moving to Montana this summer, this better exist there.
The real marker of an awesome dude.
GIRRRRLLL YOU THOUGHT HE WAS AMAYYYn BUT HE WAS A MUFFFIIIIIN
I'm a huge fan of Hot Rats and One Size Fits All. It's upsetting to me that people assume making imaginative music means you have to be on drugs. Everyone always talks that way about Ren and Stimpy too. "Oh my gawd, John Kricfalusi had to have been on crazy drugs to make this show, it's for adults." You can't just be eccentric these days, there has to be a cause.
Btw no. Why did Mr. Nazi give up his gun at the end? He couldn't have waited?
I'm 95% sure I won't have work since I never work Saturdays. WOOOOO ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!
and yeah THATS A BINGO
chalkitdown1
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I'll just leave this here.
outunderthestars
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Well yes. It was not my best moment. It was a long time ago. I just looked her up for the first time in years and she is a stay at home mom with two kids. Fuck I feel old.
Does anyone have moments where you realize that so many of your memories are becoming ancient history?
Russian imperial stout from Sweetwater
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i say "that's a bingo" all the time and no one knows what i'm talking about and then i get sad
i guess i'm a true child of the internet huh.. epic fail
i guess i'm a true child of the internet huh.. epic fail
SteveWinwood
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You guys think I could lift 80 lbs?
Woah now. You don't HAVE to be on drugs. I'm sorry for thinking that someone might have been, and then was like, damn. This dude didn't even need them. And still came out with the craziest shit possible.
Call it a learning experience.
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you can lift 80 lbs no problemo
Few things,
This should be in the OP
Peaches En Regalia is one of my favorite songs of all time. Willie the Pimp is fantastic as well. I don't actually have One Size Fits All, I'll look for it!
This should be in the OP
Peaches En Regalia is one of my favorite songs of all time. Willie the Pimp is fantastic as well. I don't actually have One Size Fits All, I'll look for it!
Who are the Sharks going to be trolling?
I bet you could lift 200 pounds.
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Machine
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I like some of The Who, but I really don't get all the fuss.
This is a good jam, though.
Eminence Front is NOT where you start. Listen to the entire album Who's Next and once you realize how excellent it is, move on to either Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy or Quadrophenia.
The muhfuckin Coyotes.Few things,
This should be in the OP
Peaches En Regalia is one of my favorite songs of all time. Willie the Pimp is fantastic as well. I don't actually have One Size Fits All, I'll look for it!
Who are the Sharks going to be trolling?
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I voted for you
look where that got me
Have you seen the Zappa claymation video? Some seriously crazy things happen in that.
I have. I've listened to a lot of The Who. I just don't really get what the big deal is.
SteveWinwood
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The Marshall Mathers LP
No I haven't and I'm incredibly intrigued that there is a claymation video of such an awesome song.
I remember eating ketchup packets in elementary school in exchange for people's milk cartons(I was a milk fiend). That seems like a long time ago now.
Machine
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Cuz she has a song about giving a beejer? (You Oughta Know)
Yes to this.
Oh it's not a music video of Willie the Pimp, it's a movie that Zappa directed.
Well worth watching, very crazy.
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