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[lazybones18]

Probably already been posted:

https://twitter.com/benjaminlyons

Lucky guy

 

[jman2050]

Aside from Sanchez and Tebow any QB can do that.

Tuck should have won.

Oh come on, MVP voting has never taken that into account. Tuck didn't have nearly the dominating game he did in 2007.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

Was Peyton Manning even at the game? I never saw him throughout the game.

Was he shown anywhere in the seats?

 

[h3ro]

This is from SB42. Gonna retire this one once I find a good one of him with the trophy from tonight.

 

[jman2050]

Incidentally as bad as some of Brady's throws looked I thought he played a very good game as well. Certainly in their scoring drives at the very least. 27/41 for almost 300 yards is nothing to sneeze at as well, even considering his tossup INT.

The real sticking factor is that neither Brady nor Eli were truly comfortable in the pocket today, and still excelled regardless.

 

[Oozer3993]

So yeah, September 6th is the opening day of the new season. Who will the Giants play?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/05/nfl-returns-in-new-york-on-september-6/


I'm personally hoping for an opening game against the Packers or Steelers. Both would be absolutely killer matchups.

The Browns have beaten in the reigning Super Bowl Champions in each of the last 4 years. You should be frightened. Remember the last time the Giants faced the Browns in a nationally televised night game as reigning World Champs?

And I called it!

You should all be trembling in your tiny little boots right now, because next week the once and future Kings shall return to reek havoc upon the No Fun League. Yes, next week, the Browns return to the gridiron. I suggest you all start buying up Depends right now for the uncontrollable urination that will occur upon their inevitable domination.

 

[Futurevoid]

This is from SB42. Gonna retire this one once I find a good one of him with the trophy from tonight.

Done.

 

[dschalter]

ball hits you in the hands you need to catch that. welker AND branch both dropped very catchable balls and those were the two huge drops

the ball hit in the hands... because he made a good adjustment to a ball that was placed badly . given the way his body was moving it was a fairly tough catch. the branch play also involved a poor throw, though in a different way (too slow).

and yeah, the tuck argument is just baffling me. he had two sacks, but it's not like he had an amazing day all around, people are just looking for anyone other than eli.

 

[Futurevoid]

The Browns have beaten in the reigning Super Bowl Champions in each of the last 3 years. You should be frightened.

I remember that game well, yes. Nice part about winning a Super Bowl? Very little to be frightened about as a fan for awhile.

Funny part about that game is that it had Giants fans convinced we should go after Braylon in the offseason. I wasn't one of them. I knew he was more of a pain in the ass than he was worth. Instead, Reese drafted Hakeem the Dream.

 

[goldlion054]

ball hits you in the hands you need to catch that. welker AND branch both dropped very catchable balls and those were the two huge drops

Agreed 100% Tom didn't look great, but he threw catchable balls when he needed to, and his veteran receivers let him down. Branch had 2 catchable balls he dropped, one on the last drive and one on a 3rd down before that drive.

Also, that Manningham catch on the sideline was amazing. The throw was awesome too. I hate Manningham, but credit where credit is due

 

[bob_arctor]

Clearly Wes Welker was the MVP.

 

[Four_Chamber]

I hope Rex Ryan shuts the hell up now. I wonder if he's still going to call the Jets New York's team. I'm a Jets fan but a bit of humility wouldn't hurt ole fatty.

Here's to the offseason. Draft day in just a couple of months, can't wait for Peyton to come rescue us from the shitfest that is Mark Sanchez.

 

[Fox318]

 

[NihonTiger90]

This is from SB42. Gonna retire this one once I find a good one of him with the trophy from tonight.

You're welcome.

 

[h3ro]

Done.

Beautiful. Thanks my man.

You're welcome.

Thanks! Saved as well.

 

[Futurevoid]

Branch had 2 catchable balls he dropped, one on the last drive and one on a 3rd down before that drive.

One was thrown severely behind him. Specifically the one in the last drive if memory serves. Not an easy catch and with a better thrown ball, the game is different.

 

[goldlion054]

One was thrown severely behind him. Specifically the one in the last drive if memory serves. Not an easy catch and with a better thrown ball, the game is different.

Fair, but I didn't say they were great throws, just catchable ;-)

 

[squicken]

and yeah, the tuck argument is just baffling me. he had two sacks, but it's not like he had an amazing day all around, people are just looking for anyone other than eli.

Sacks aren't everything, even though his were very timely. Was just something I saw on Twitter and agreed with it. Eli being MVP or not doesn't negate his elite status

 

[Fox318]

I hope Rex Ryan shuts the hell up now. I wonder if he's still going to call the Jets New York's team. I'm a Jets fan but a bit of humility wouldn't hurt ole fatty.

Here's to the offseason. Draft day in just a couple of months, can't wait for Peyton to come rescue us from the shitfest that is Mark Sanchez.

Bullshit. The Jets are crash, loudmouth, and in your face. If you want to bring back Al Groh and Mangini football then no.

The biggest change is that Schotty is gone. Things should get better.

 

[talisayNon]

Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.

Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.

This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.

I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.

Bionic, just to let you know "The Virgin Eli" is now a meme amongst my friends. My roomate and girlfriend eagerly anticipate your postings chronicling the success of "The Virgin Eli." I refer to you in real life as "this guy that posts on my forum" and openly talk about your posts about Manning. Bravo man.

Bullshit. The Jets are crash, loudmouth, and in your face. If you want to bring back Al Groh and Mangini football then no.

The biggest change is that Schotty is gone. Things should get better.

no, this is a fucking retarded way of thinking like there's no happy medium. rex ryan needs to shut his fat fucking face. my life sucks enough as it is without having to take the aggravation of giants fans trolling me in real life.

 

[squicken]

Is cuevas still online? If levious is going to go on about marking his territory he needs to be ready when it's time

 

[Narag]

Is cuevas still online? If livewire is going to go on about marking his territory he needs to be ready when it's time

Fixed.

 

[Futurevoid]

:jnc

Jets fan can send this Rexy...

 

[darkside31337]

Bullshit. The Jets are crash, loudmouth, and in your face. If you want to bring back Al Groh and Mangini football then no.

The biggest change is that Schotty is gone. Things should get better.

Agreed Rex without his swagger is completely useless. He should tone it down a tadbit but fuck Mangini and coaches of that ilk. I can't stand people involved with the sport who have no personality or treat the notion of having one as some kind of weakness.

 

[Ripclawe]

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, leave the stadium after the Patriots lost 21-17 to the New York Giants in the NFL Super Bowl XLVI football game, Sunday, Feb. 5, 2012, in Indianapolis.

Steve Weatherford #5 of the New York Giants celebrates after the Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to win Super Bowl XLVI as Tom Brady looks on at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana

 

[MechDX]

Congrats to the Giants. You literally saved football for me and all virtuous fans of the game.

Eli my apologies. I have been worshipping false Messiahs for the last 8 years. First I referred to Big Ben as the Messiah. He did deliver Pittsburgh several rings and nearly a decade of excellence so he was a sports Messiah but not even his own mother would call him a good person.

This year I and millions of people were duped into believing in the other supposed virgin of the NFL. But Eli has opened my eyes and shown me what a fraud Tebow is. Tebow is just a pretend virgin. No virgin could have that body or command that kind of confidence. Eli is the only real virgin in the NFL and his virtuous ways are kryptonite to the unholy she-man demon known as Brady.

Also FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Pats, Bill Simmons, Kraft Cheese, Tammy Brady, Gronkowski (this is why you don't sleep with whores kids), Wes Welker (fuck you you disgusting choker), every sign Pats fan including their children, wives, siblings, coworkers and parents, Bellicheat for sucking massive dick at the end of the game for not using his timeouts earlier, the Pats defense (which only excels at cheating and hurting players), ESPN, Giselle Brady (disgusting whore, your mother is probably rolling around in her grave at the way you sell your body and even more at your taste in men), and also the Ravens and Broncos for almost allowing the Pats to win another Superbowl.

I can sleep soundly now knowing that thanks to Jesus Eli my kids are not growing up in world where the bad guys win. This win gives hope to all of us. Every fucking virgin goober out there (this describes 105% of GAF) now has hope of doing the impossible. Eli fucking won two Superbowls (and he did it this year with a shit team) in one of the toughest cities to play in, became the clutchest qb in the game (considering he comes from a family of chokers this is pretty impressive), married an attractive woman and even had a kid. All without having a lick of fashion sense and with his male hymen intact. You are an inspiration to us all Eli. Good night and God bless.

Read this in Clint Eastwoods voice like that Dodge commercial and its awesome! jnc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4a4floGMU

 

[xbhaskarx]

It was crazy seeing Brady during the last 4 minutes of the 4th quarter. He had this look on his face like he couldn't believe the same exact thing was happening to him again. Like he couldn't believe he was reliving the worst moment of his sports career again. Almost looked teary-eyed when he knew he was about to lose.

Rivers worst day . gif

 

[snesfreak]

Yeah, where's the off-season thread?
I need to get started hyping up the Bucs to unattainable levels so my inevitable disappointment will be at an all-time high.

 

[LJ11]

I've seen Welker make that same exact catch before, had the tip of the ball right where you want it too. Just a tough break. Can't make every catch, can't make every throw.

 

[darkside31337]

Yeah, where's the off-season thread?
I need to get started hyping up the Bucs to unattainable levels so my inevitable disappointment will be at an all-time high.

You really think 6-10 is totally unreasonable?

 

[DMczaf]

 

[squicken]

Fixed.

sorry wherever you are levious

and damn Lord Brady. I mean I know you are going home to a hot wife and a mansion with a water slide, but you can't allow these pictures to be taken

 

[Dreams-Visions]

The Browns have beaten in the reigning Super Bowl Champions in each of the last 4 years. You should be frightened. Remember the last time the Giants faced the Browns in a nationally televised night game as reigning World Champs?

<3<3<3<3

 

[snesfreak]

You really think 6-10 is totally unreasonable?

19-0!
TBA MOTHER FUCKERS!
TBA!

 

[DMczaf]

and damn Lord Brady. I mean I know you are going home to a hot wife and a mansion with a water slide, but you can't allow these pictures to be taken

 

[Narag]

19-0!
TBA MOTHER FUCKERS!
TBA!

Win all four preseason games too!

 

[filler]

Some of the Giants were just on the Jimmy Fallon show. I figured they'd all be drunk out of their minds in Indy still.

 

[Officerrob]

You could get 50-1 odds for either team scoring a safety for the first points. The fact that the bet was for the Giants only means you got shitty odds.

 

[snesfreak]

:jnc

 

[Levyne]

Brady looks like a goober himself in those pics

 

[Fox318]

Shopped. He was yelling at his team in the locker room for giving up too many points.

Even at his daughter birth and wedding he wasn't smiling.

 

[squicken]

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[IG]http://i.imgur.com/pizRm.jpg

[IM]http://i.imgur.com/AaPdv.jpg[/IMG]

When I was watching those pictures show up, I immediately thought of this thread. I imagine the GAF party was better than the one I had to suffer through

 

[h3ro]

I can't stop watching these highlights.

I've watched Deion sing the Eli song 3 times now.

 

[RBH]

:lol

 

[Tawpgun]

I love Welk.

I really do.

Got his Jersey and everything.

But he dropped the ball (literally) on that play when Pats were still in the lead. If he had gotten that we would have won. Didn't help that Branch and Hernandez dropped 2 essential passes either.

The defense failed on that last giants drive as well... sucks because they were doing really good all game. Not great, but for the Pats D, amazing.

But it was Welks dropped catch that was the win-lose defining moment. Sucks...

I also think if Gronk was at 100% we would have won. He almost got that last bomb.

 

[Four_Chamber]

Bullshit. The Jets are crash, loudmouth, and in your face. If you want to bring back Al Groh and Mangini football then no.

The biggest change is that Schotty is gone. Things should get better.

Do you seriously want to hear Rex crowing after this year? I love being mocked by the rest of the NFL as much as anyone else, but this is too easy. We have a dysfunctional locker room where there are clowns like Santonio Holmes quitting.

Nobody will take any Jets "trash talk" seriously anyway.

 

[Spectral Glider]

:lol

Those pics are classic. My buddy was laughing at those during the game. I'm not sure what the hell NBC was thinking with those....unless they read Gaf.

 

[MetatronM]

I actually honest to god did laugh out loud when this image popped up on-screen during the game.

 

[Branduil]

I was smh when they did that.

 

[RBH]

I want those Brady pics in the OP of the offseason thread in some form or fashion.

I want them abused for avatar bets both ways next season.

This too!