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[Herpes Reasons]

Gilbert
Rafer
Beasely

How can you not watch that?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I could have sworn he was just sick. There's no way he had a college football game. Kobe's 81 happened on AFC/NFC championship sunday and that was well past the final bowl game.

I've always found it hilarious how he missed that game, entirely. Only game I missed that season was Kobe outscoring Dallas in 3 Qs. Was at a QotSA concert.

Fuck John Ireland.

Yeah, I thought I heard somewhere it was a college game of some sort. If he was sick, that makes it even more hilarious.

Fuck John Ireland

 

[thekad]

Don't need to trade for Dwight when you can sign him straight up.

Deron
Martin
Gilchrist
Patterson
Dwight

 

[Nori Chan]

last time my gf made me miss a lakers game he scored 81

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Yeah, I thought I heard somewhere it was a college game of some sort. If he was sick, that makes it even more hilarious.

Fuck John Ireland

This is one of those rare moments where I wish Neogaf allowed signatures.

Fuck John Ireland

 

[Gully State]

Can we just sign fucking Gunbert and keep the circus going?

Rafer fucking Alston? smfh

Commodus Buss is probably watching those And 1 mixtapes with Chaz..

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Gilbert
Rafer
Beasely

How can you not watch that?

The free agent fawning is getting out of hand for Lakers-age

Realistically we get Sessions for picks or TPE and then add Arenas for the fuck of it and push Fish and/or Metta out to sea on a barge.

 

[Branduil]

How are you going to beat the Mavs in the playoffs without Fisher?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

How are you going to beat the Mavs in the playoffs without Fisher?

Lakers aren't making the playoffs.

FJI

 

[CB3]

If it ever gets to Rafer, i quit. I can talk myself into any other of the names floating around.

But Rafer should be balling it up with Starbury in China

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

How are you going to beat the Mavs in the playoffs without Fisher?

The Hawks.....I mean your question is the answer.

 

[Darkman M]

Starbury would be an amazing signing for the Lakers though.

 

[Black Mamba]

The free agent fawning is getting out of hand for Lakers-age

Realistically we get Sessions for picks or TPE and then add Arenas for the fuck of it and push Fish and/or Metta out to sea on a barge.

I would pay so much to see this. I nearly spit out my drink.

Fuck John Ireland.

 

[SamuraiX-]

I just found out why JaVale went full retard on that spiked goal tend.

 

[Branduil]

I just found out why JaVale went full retard on that spiked goal tend.

Wait, what did they call? They whistled the play dead.

 

[KidA Seven]

I just came in here to say Fuck John Ireland.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I just found out why JaVale went full retard on that spiked goal tend.

What an odd reaction.

Would have been hilarious if they lost by only 2.

FJI

 

[Black Mamba]

Wait, what did they call? They whistled the play dead.

A non-shooting foul. Technically, he was pushed before he caught the ball, so it's the correct call.

I hate that call, though. Should be FTs.

Fuck John Ireland.

 

[linsivvi]

I just found out why JaVale went full retard on that spiked goal tend.

That's crazy. How do you get pushed in the air with no foul call?

Edit: Oh I see. There was a foul call.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Wait, what did they call? They whistled the play dead.

Not really sure... The guys on NBA TV were talking about how it wasn't called as a foul on Reke.

What an odd reaction.

Would have been hilarious if they lost by only 2.

FJI

I still like Raging's conclusion the best:

Im a bit jealous of Javale, I think he goes through life constantly thinking to himself "IM SO MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME YEEAHBASKETBALLL!!!!!!"

 

[exarkun]

If it ever gets to Rafer, i quit. I can talk myself into any other of the names floating around.

But Rafer should be balling it up with Starbury in China

Disrespecting rafer like this, smh. He has bigger balls than fisher AND blake.

remember:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCx3LbtSpdY

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1OMj3vLaI

 

[Nelo Ice]

I could have sworn he was just sick. There's no way he had a college football game. Kobe's 81 happened on AFC/NFC championship sunday and that was well past the final bowl game.

I've always found it hilarious how he missed that game, entirely. Only game I missed that season was Kobe outscoring Dallas in 3 Qs. Was at a QotSA concert.

Fuck John Ireland.

Speaking of 81 I was at that game and to date it's still my first and only game at Staples. Yeah just had to mention that lol.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Speaking of 81 I was at that game and to date it's still my first and only game at Staples. Yeah just had to mention that lol.

Nice.

Closest to that for me was I was there for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd5vP5-dJak

and also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wykgldWLU

Highest high to the lowest low in the span of a week.

FJI

 

[pilonv1]

Warriors should have gone into tank mode today when they were down. No sense winning games like that.

 

[pilonv1]

FUCK YOU GOLDEN STATE. FUCK YOU. HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TANK.

You ruined our tank. Warriors NEVER come back after losing a big lead.

 

[giri]

You ruined our tank. Warriors NEVER come back after losing a big lead.

No way man, you guys have had plenty of opportunities to tank seasons. I'ts now the suns turn.

 

[linsivvi]

I don't know why you guys even bother. Neither teams have any chance of out-tanking the tank machines of the East.

In the West, only David Stern knows how to tank properly.

 

[pilonv1]

I don't know why you guys even bother. Neither teams have any chance of out-tanking the tank machines of the East.

In the West, only David Stern knows how to tank properly.

The east teams all have to play each other though. Hopefully they'll trade wins.

 

[Pkaz01]

No way man, you guys have had plenty of opportunities to tank seasons. I'ts now the suns turn.

we have some really terrible tank drivers in nash and gortat... our bench is just unstoppable though. That telfair, brown, frye big 3 is just deadly.

 

[linsivvi]

The east teams all have to play each other though. Hopefully they'll trade wins.

It's certainly not in your favor. Half a season gone and there are currently 5 teams in the East with .314 win percentage or worse. Shameful.

Golden State and Phoenix would be looking at a playoff spot in the East. Gotta tank harder. Much, much harder.

 

[Branduil]

No way man, you guys have had plenty of opportunities to tank seasons. I'ts now the suns turn.

You can't go full tank without trading Nash.

 

[Nelo Ice]

Nice.

Closest to that for me was I was there for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd5vP5-dJak

and also this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wykgldWLU

Highest high to the lowest low in the span of a week.

FJI

I really thought we had that series too =(. Hype was at all time high after Kobe hit that shot then it all came crashing down.

 

[h3ro]

What is everyone doing the tank for?

Is there an 18yo with a Hummer somewhere I haven't heard about?

Knicks gonna get grilled well done tonight.

 

[Adam Blade]

What is everyone doing the tank for?

Is there an 18yo with a Hummer somewhere I haven't heard about?

Knicks gonna get grilled well done tonight.

Anthony Davis future...

How did Faux City win last night?

CP3 go into godmode?

 

[h3ro]

Anthony Davis future...

oh my.

Upcoming line of Nike tweezers?

 

[Pkaz01]

Anthony Davis future...

How did Faux City win last night?

CP3 go into godmode?

al harrington decided he was going to shoot

 

[Jon]

 

[snack]

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

More accurate longball than Alex Smith.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

The new Bill Simmons article is so bad.

 

[Refrigerator]

If the Knicks win tonight and Lin is able to outscore Bosh, Wade and Lebron tomorrow surely he has to be talked about as one of the greats of the game. His humility, talent and piety is unmatched in this sports game and should be adulated by every ethnicity. Glory to God for his success!

 

[masud]

Shump was gonna jump over Lin on a couch... I don't even want to watch the dunk contest now. Cancel that shit.

Oh yeah Knicks get the win tonight, book it.

 

[snack]

Shump was gonna jump over Lin on a couch... I don't even want to watch the dunk contest now. Cancel that shit.

Oh yeah Knicks get the win tonight, book it.

Almost as bad as Griffin jumping over a KIA.

 

[ph33nix]

Thank god that didn't happen.

You're right, we should just cancel the dunk contest if that is even thought about.

I would just rather watch Darrell Armstrong lay it up.

 

[charsace]

Just saw this on realgm. lol

 

[nick nacc]

If the Knicks win tonight and Lin is able to outscore Bosh, Wade and Lebron tomorrow surely he has to be talked about as one of the greats of the game. His humility, talent and piety is unmatched in this sports game and should be adulated by every ethnicity. Glory to God for his success!

 

[diehard]

Evans has about as good of hops as you will see, we will have to see if he can bring some style with it though.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I mentioned that the guy they put on camera after Ridnour made his game winning shot was my friend. We all teased him about it, and this was his follow up email. Funny, yes, but ultimately just sad stuff for Jazz fans to read.

Your're welcome for giving you all a fun unexpected end to an otherwise god-awful collapse. Unfortunately the picture that is circulating does not do my true feelings justice. In reality I had that pose for the entire fourth quarter, you could feel the train wreck coming but nobody would stop it. Sitting right behind Corbin & Co. and hearing just about everything said I left the arena disgusted. It doesn't take rocket science to watch a collapse like that and figure a team has issues...but actually seeing it like that is, well, you saw the picture?

Other observations:

- Devin Harris is either the most retarded or disobedient point guard I have ever seen, neither adjective being acceptable. The majority of Corbin's energy reserves are spent yelling at Harris for running the wrong play. Harris would try to plead his case but then stop when he realized JJ Barea had just driven past him for the upteenth time. Corbin usually followed with "goddamnit" and a long stare at his shoes.

- Al Jefferson's 39-year old fat ass girlfriend could be stabbing him repeatedly in the spleen with a rusty nail and he wouldn't give a shit. As long as he gets his 20/12 he is content. And this nonchalance rubs off on every person on our team, except for Earl Watson, who kept jumping up and down during those last few timeouts while chest bumping Gary Briggs.

- Hayward made one mistake on offense in the first quarter and Corbin got in his grill...after that Hayward was rendered useless because he was so worried about making another mistake. Mentally weak might be the description I'm looking for.

- Raja Bell actually didn't watch any part of the game...he was busy chumming it up with Wolves fans and undressing the slightly overweight ball-girl with his eyes every chance he got. He did look sharp though as he was in his street clothes.

- A special shout-out to Hans Olsen who captioned "I feel ya homii" after he posted my picture on his stupid radio show facebook page.

Yeah, get rid of Harris, Jefferson, and Miles. Immediately. Please.

 

[commish]

If Lin wins tonight, and plays well, I am 100% certain the MVP talk will start. And you know what? I don't know that I necessarily disagree with it.

 

[Vicetrailia]

If the Knicks win tonight and Lin is able to outscore Bosh, Wade and Lebron tomorrow surely he has to be talked about as one of the greats of the game. His humility, talent and piety is unmatched in this sports game and should be adulated by every ethnicity. Glory to God for his success!

Lingod!