2012 NBA Feb |OT2| Kobe Bryant is a MAN

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Amazing.
 
Malone maybe shouldn't have won in 97, but he had better stats than Jordan in 98 and both teams had 62 wins.

He was saying the best player in the league period, and discounting how much a player contributed to team success. So he's throwing out number of win as a factor in his silly argument.

Also don't bring up stats please. There's no way Malone was a better basketball player than Jordan in 98.
 
He's just not being realistic. Of course, you're not going to get equal value for Howard, it's just how these things go. The only equal trade would be Gasol & Bynum but that would be absolutely foolish of the Lakers to do, unless it brings in a great PG. My problem with Cowherd is he kept bringing up how a Deng for Gasol, or a Deng for Howard trade would be dumb. Of course it would be, but NO ONE was saying anything about that. He just made those trade scenarios up, then shit on Chicago fans calling in for defending Deng. None of the callers said it was a fair trade, none even brought up the trade. He just went on about how Deng wasn't as good as Gasol and Howard. No duh, but no one said they were.

Besides, the man clearly doesn't watch any Bulls games, then concluded the segment by saying that he only wanted callers from LA or NY, not Chicago. What kind of dumb shit is that? I kid you not, one caller said how about Noah & Boozer for Howard, and Cowherd IMMEDIATELY started talking about how a Deng for Howard trade would be dumb, and Bulls fans were nuts for thinking it could happen. Who the fuck was he talking to?

He's not on the air in Chicago, right? That explains his saltiness. The easiest solution is to just stop listening to his racist, pandering right wing ass.
 
"You know they're going to try to jump all over you and double-team you almost at every place and be quick as heck," D'Antoni said. "I'm curious to see how Jeremy will adjust to it."

I would love to hear D'Antoni explain defense.
 
Of course they'll double team Lin or Carmelo (whoever is handling the ball in that possession).

Why would you waste a defender on Amare, he still hasn't completed construction of his home yet.

Hoes on my dick cos i look like Lin

Best GAF is where amazing happens.
 
Of course they'll double team Lin or Carmelo (whoever is handling the ball in that possession).

Why would you waste a defender on Amare, he still hasn't completed construction of his home yet.

Yes, very likely, but that's offense. For some reason Shadowlark confused that with defense.
 
Jeremy Lin will have 20 points and 10 assists.
Carmelo will score at least 25 points
Chandler will grab 12-15 boards
Amare will have less than 10 points
The Knicks will lose by 6-9 points

BOOK IT
 
We've moved on to moral defeat.

Like, missing 6 straight free throws late in the game and still beat the defending champ which is a shell of its former self.

Fixed for accuracy.

Who would win in a 7-game series though and in how many games though:

Lakers against the Knicks???

Lakers would go up 3-1 and then the curse of Jim Buss would swoop in like a sandstorm in Saudi Arabia to the Lakers locker room before game 5, infect every single Lakers player except Luke Walton. Lakers would go out and Kobe Bryant would shoot 120 times making 20 shots. Bynum's knees would literally disintegrate before our very eyes. Pau Gasol would begin bleeding between his thighs. Artes, err Meta would take out some meth and smoke it. All the while Linsanity would take over with God himself supplying Lin with wings to carry the Knicks to a blowout. This would happen over the next 3 games.
 
Jeremy Lin will have 20 points and 10 assists.
Carmelo will score at least 25 points
Chandler will grab 12-15 boards
Amare will have less than 10 points
The Knicks will lose by 6-9 points

BOOK IT

Of course I'd like to see them win, but honestly, aren't these numbers the ideal at this point for the team?

If they achieve these numbers and look competent while doing it, then I ain't even mad.

I think Amare can score 10
 
No they don't. Not even close.

And CP3 is still the best PG in the league.

Yeah, they do.

Mo
Billups
CP3

Are all, allstars.

Bledsoe is no slouch either.

And Deron > CP3. For ever.

And Nash has been the best PG in the league this year. Take from that what you want.
 
There was nothing competitive or entertaining about watching Rose flounder through every 4th quarter.

Most of the games were close, if you thought that series was as lopsided as the games won, you must have missed it.

Even LeBron himself admitted as much recently.

Derrick was gassed and he'll likely play as poorly this time around if he doesn't get any help, he's only human.
 
Most of the games were close, if you thought that series was as lopsided as the games won, you must have missed it.

Even LeBron himself admitted as much recently.

Derrick was gassed and he'll likely play as poorly this time around if he doesn't get any help, he's only human.

lol at using LeBron's word to support your argument
 
Most of the games were close, if you thought that series was as lopsided as the games won, you must have missed it.

Even LeBron himself admitted as much recently.

Derrick was gassed and he'll likely play as poorly this time around if he doesn't get any help, he's only human.
Sounds like a moral victory to me!
 
Do you still disappear for months after your team gets put out the playoffs?

I guess we'll see this year if that trend continues!

I post here when the Bulls win and when they lose nor does it matter to me how I am perceived on a messageboard.

I'm glad you keep tabs on me though, I actually recall posting during the Finals, a series right after the Bulls series concluded.

Better sharpen up the math.
 
That's a stupid argument. MVP has never been solely determined by being the best player in the league. It's always a combination of factors and in the end whoever the voters feel deserves it.

If what you said is true, Karl Malone would never win the MVP, and Kobe would have at least a few MVPs.

lol Laker fans actually believe this.

lol
 
giri and pilon plz bring back john howard

why do i have to watch these two retards fight over the party which is going to lose anyway on my tv

god they wont shut uuuupppp

also lmao greatmightypoo pretending he didnt bail with his tail between his legs after lebron crapped on his team

good jokes
 
I post here when the Bulls win and when they lose nor does it matter to me how I am perceived on a messageboard.

I'm glad you keep tabs on me though, I actually recall posting during the Finals, a series right after the Bulls series concluded.

Better sharpen up the math.

I didn't mention it actually.

A lot of people remarked about how you were woofing big time going into the ECF and then the crickets descended on your account.

It's actually the most memorable thing about you here, tbh.
 
also lmao greatmightypoo pretending he didnt bail with his tail between his legs after lebron crapped on his team

good jokes

The better joke is me being one of the few here(yes, at this very part of the internet) to predict the Mavericks beating LeBron and company when most of you fools already coronated the Paper Champs.
 
touting high "standards" is the number 1 sign of a bandwagon fan

and TheGreatMightyPoo I hate to inform you but

Everyone knows now. Everyone knows that you are a terrible poster and a terrible fan.

You can't hide from the truth.
 
I didn't mention it actually.

A lot of people remarked about how you were woofing big time going into the ECF and then the crickets descended on your account.

It's actually the most memorable thing about you here, tbh.
He went ghost.

At least pheenarc stuck around.
 
I didn't mention it actually.

A lot of people remarked about how you were woofing big time going into the ECF and then the crickets descended on your account.

It's actually the most memorable thing about you here, tbh.

But he apparently doesn't care how he's perceived. So memories be damned :(


The better joke is me being one of the few here(yes, at this very part of the internet) to predict the Mavericks beating LeBron and company when most of you fools already coronated the Paper Champs.

Kind of how like everyone was trying to convince you the Bulls sweeping the Heat in the regular season meant nothing
 
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