Survivor: One World |OT| Thread of Stupid Name, Promising Twist
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yellowjacket25
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I really can't believe the level of stupidity that just happened. How could that have been a good idea in any way?
ErasureAcer
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BoboBrazil
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Here's the thing. They don't need Colton in that alliance. They could get rid of him and still have the larger numbers. They should have told Colton that was a dumb fucking idea.
ErasureAcer
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Next week = Drop your buffs
Yup.
BigJonsson
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They'll get him eventually
UberTag
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Next week = Drop your buffs
Incidentally, I think this will lead to Tarzan going home unless Alicia and Christina are in a position to sell out the other one.
Colton may be intolerable but has there EVER been someone so keen to paint a "bring me to the final tribal council" bullseye on themselves than he just did?
Then again, he just talked a bunch of guys into giving up tribal immunity.
Who knows what tale his pompous Stephen Harper ass could spin against the jury despite clearly not needing the money?
Incendiary
Banned
I cannot in good conscience root for any of the men anymore. That was the dumbest decision I've ever made, and the blind cowering in fear was just...idiotic. Colton went from mildly annoying to despicable in one episode, too.
Troyzan and Jay are the only likable men at this point, mostly because it's obvious Troyzan doesn't give a fuck about anything. And Jay saying bum-puzzles means he's about on Fabio's level of intelligence. I still don't want either of them to win.
Let's go Christina. Might as well root for the hot underdog who seems to actually be intelligent.
Troyzan and Jay are the only likable men at this point, mostly because it's obvious Troyzan doesn't give a fuck about anything. And Jay saying bum-puzzles means he's about on Fabio's level of intelligence. I still don't want either of them to win.
Let's go Christina. Might as well root for the hot underdog who seems to actually be intelligent.
ThirstyFly
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Did I miss something? Are they so scared of Colton just because he has an idol? Hasn't he made it perfectly clear to them he's jumping ship the second they merge? Why is this happening?! Someone post the Jackie Chan pic, my mind is full of it!
VGChampion
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I hope to god that twist next episode is a pre-merge shakeup. I can't stand the little brat Colton. Bill was a fun guy to watch and Colton is the exact thing he hates himself. Ugh. Wish Jeff just pulled rank and voted him out himself.
Dead on, won't win but everyone will want this prick around.
VGChampion
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Oh, and Jay continues to be the best man left. He's the only guy I like left.
LOL, if only.
I'm amazed at how much restraint Bill had when dealing with Colton...I would have been extremely tempted to pound the shit out of him...
I thought he'd be the typical air head model, guy has more sense than any of them. Even if he did cave, seemed like he put up the most resistance, hard to tell with editing though.
yellowjacket25
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Does anybody else think there may have been some sort of producer involvement in this episode? None of the men really fought against the idea. Bill and Leif who were the main targets seemed to be ok with it. Bill didnt even seem that mad after he was voted out. It all just seems a little too unrealistic.
UberTag
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I'm sure they were actively engaged as soon as Colton brought up the idea. Why wouldn't they be? It made for some great television. They'd have to be idiots not to lay out the red carpet for the men to go to tribal and hand off the idol to the women. I'm sure some of the guys went along with it because of how excited the cameramen were.
Incendiary
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I don't think there was producer manipulation. There may have been leading camera questions to make people think the idea, if that's what you mean.
However, I'm betting we're missing a part due to editing. Bill clearly went with the deal because he was on the chopping block anyway and thought getting Leif out might give him more time.
The other 7 guys may have gotten together and been like "hey, let's convince Bill to agree to give up immunity by saying we're going to vote Leif out." The entire "Leif, you're a bad person you deserve to be voted out" may have just been for Bill's benefit to get him to go along with the idea.
Bunch of men with no balls doing their best to act the way they think actual men should.
Seriously, one guy slips up with a loose tongue and suddenly you're giving up immunity to vote him out immediately. Then you don't even vote out the guy you gave up immunity for?
WTF
Team Women.
Seriously, one guy slips up with a loose tongue and suddenly you're giving up immunity to vote him out immediately. Then you don't even vote out the guy you gave up immunity for?
WTF
Team Women.
yellowjacket25
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What led me to think of that was the fact that all of the men pretty much had to agree to go to tribal council. If they all didn't agree then it would open up potential legal issues. Its pretty hard to believe that not one guy really pushed back on the idea, including the two guys who were in the most danger. It wouldn't shock me if Bill's pay from the show ended up being larger then it was supposed to be.
VGChampion
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable "second chance" Survivor where the people who got screwed out can come play again. Michelle from that tribe that had nothing, Jim last season, Bill, etc... etc...
Harry Potter
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This is shaping up to be the greatest season of Survivor ever.
UberTag
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It will only approach that if Colton somehow manages to work the same magic over the girls and turns out to be the second coming of Richard Hatch while managing to both win the game and actually pay his taxes on his declared winnings.
Seeing how Richard's game was all about having numbers I don't think he'd be too keen on the idea of talking his tribe into giving up immunity just to further strengthen his influence over them.
DietRob
i've been begging for over 5 years.
I've been watching survivor since the beginning there has never been a cast member I've disliked more than this self absorbed racist Colton. This kid makes me want to jump through the tv and choke him out.
I can't believe how moronic these guys are acting and I'm completely lost as to how he became the 'leader' of this tribe. What in the actual duck is going on. I so want Colton to go home but you just know he will stick around a while.
I can't believe how moronic these guys are acting and I'm completely lost as to how he became the 'leader' of this tribe. What in the actual duck is going on. I so want Colton to go home but you just know he will stick around a while.
BoboBrazil
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I think they are going to keep 2 seperate tribes after the next episode, but the tribes will be mixed at this point randomly with guys and girls. Colton is an idiot with that move. It benefits noone to lose a member of your team even if you hate them. Obviously noone watched them throw a challenge and get rid of Russell a couple of seasons ago, which led to their downfall.
Hours Left
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Alright then... That was different. Colton is off-the-rails ridiculous.
Though I don't think this will make much difference on the game as a whole. If it did, the promos would been playing it up. Survivor fans know how much CBS loves to play up the "stupidest move ever" angle in their commercials and this wasn't even hinted at.
Anyway, I'm still not sure why everyone on the men's tribe is so beholden to Colton. Just because he has an idol? He's so smug they could probably blindside him quite easily.
My only solace is that the one guy on that tribe I still like (Jay) is the only one that is getting an edit that is challenging the decisions made by the rest of the tribe. I'm hoping this means it's starting an arc that shows him making some power moves.
Though I don't think this will make much difference on the game as a whole. If it did, the promos would been playing it up. Survivor fans know how much CBS loves to play up the "stupidest move ever" angle in their commercials and this wasn't even hinted at.
Anyway, I'm still not sure why everyone on the men's tribe is so beholden to Colton. Just because he has an idol? He's so smug they could probably blindside him quite easily.
My only solace is that the one guy on that tribe I still like (Jay) is the only one that is getting an edit that is challenging the decisions made by the rest of the tribe. I'm hoping this means it's starting an arc that shows him making some power moves.
Officerrob
Banned
Nights like this make me have serious doubts if they have begun scripting this show. How in the world could they find a group of guys who have no comprehension of simple logic? Just pathetic.
As for Colton, fuck that guy. His spoiled brat bigoted ass is just too much. The sad thing is, he is so hated now that he's almost guaranteed to be on another season.
As for Colton, fuck that guy. His spoiled brat bigoted ass is just too much. The sad thing is, he is so hated now that he's almost guaranteed to be on another season.
Doctor West
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Colton is a horrible human being. I can't believe the racist and hateful shit that came flowing out of his mouth. What's just as bad was all the idiots on the team who were too pathetic to say anything. I would have forced him to play the idol and then sent his bigot ass home next week. Fuck Survivor for giving him a stage to spew his racist shit to the rest of the world.
RangersFan
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i'm probably definitely in the minority here, but i'm cheering for colton. holy shit is this guy epic. gay racist republican from alabama that's controlling his tribe, very entertaining episode. christina and hottie chelsea for women's team and colton and jay for men's team are the only people i like from this season so far. and i agree with those who feel there was production involvement going on here. i think they heard colton wanting to give up immunity and convinced tarzan to totally go along with it and convince the tribe to do so. and man leif is a moron, man did he learn his lesson here big time...
- Colton is a douchebag
- Leif needs to start standing up for himself, he just takes it like a bitch
- The mens tribe is full of idiots
Give away tribal immunity? WHAT! If you must vote out someone soon for some reason, then at the very worst throw the next challenge. You do NOT want women to have numbers. Let them lose a tribe member while you have immunity. The women have proved they are capable of winning challenges, you need to take every opportunity you can to keep a member of the tribe, even if he made a mistake. This is as stupid as the time that tribe threw a challenge to vote off Russell.
Plus the thing is, it's not like Lief said "Fuck these guys, I'm going to tell you this secret Bill". It just accidentally slipped out of his tongue. You could tell be his reaction after he said it. It was an instant "Oh fuck me what did I just say". But you see, Lief is a bitch, so he didn't tell anyone that. He just said "Gee guys, I'm real sorry. I just want to be a part of the tribe 100% and I messed up. I guess I'm going home".
- Leif needs to start standing up for himself, he just takes it like a bitch
- The mens tribe is full of idiots
Give away tribal immunity? WHAT! If you must vote out someone soon for some reason, then at the very worst throw the next challenge. You do NOT want women to have numbers. Let them lose a tribe member while you have immunity. The women have proved they are capable of winning challenges, you need to take every opportunity you can to keep a member of the tribe, even if he made a mistake. This is as stupid as the time that tribe threw a challenge to vote off Russell.
Plus the thing is, it's not like Lief said "Fuck these guys, I'm going to tell you this secret Bill". It just accidentally slipped out of his tongue. You could tell be his reaction after he said it. It was an instant "Oh fuck me what did I just say". But you see, Lief is a bitch, so he didn't tell anyone that. He just said "Gee guys, I'm real sorry. I just want to be a part of the tribe 100% and I messed up. I guess I'm going home".
callmedave
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That was possibly the worst decision made in Survivor since a few seasons ago when the opposite team gave Russel(?) the hii.
Next week = Drop your buffs
Looks like it.
That would be amazing, and would serve those guys right. It would be 7 vs 7 instead of 8 vs 6. And there is a chance colton could just say 'fuck this' and join the girls.Next week = Drop your buffs
That would be too awesome.
RangersFan
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colton reminds me of this classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjEjXyZ2vE
Razgriz-Specter
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Well, I think im out. this is clearly the worst cast they have ever had(mentally and physically challenged women, stupid douchebag guys) The women have completely ruined an interesting gimmick also woman freely cheating on puzzles.
Sad to see Survivor this terrible, would happily take RI or returning players now after this mess.
Sad to see Survivor this terrible, would happily take RI or returning players now after this mess.
Tim the Wiz
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Wow, I got serious douche chills watching that before the idiocy of the men's tribe almost put me into a catatonic state of awe. That is, until Jeff's shocked face had me laughing. And then the tribal itself... Wow.
Best worst contestants ever?
Best worst contestants ever?
onimushroom
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Came here to try and express the vile feelings this episode left me with, but many of you have already said it all - men's team is full of cowards and idiots. Tarzan even tried to defend Colton at the unnecessary tribal... What the hell? Just vote the monster out, for fuck's sake.
Edit:
Colton's not even a great villain. At least Russell was entertaining with his scheming.
Edit:
Colton's not even a great villain. At least Russell was entertaining with his scheming.
Both Jonas and Jay are fine in my books. I like the fact that both of them were smart enough to know it was a dumb move to go to the tribal but still kept their mouths shut to stay safe. All the rest of the men are portrayed as idiots.
The challenges are getting ridiculous with how much you can cheat during them. They're clearly trying to keep the tribes even in numbers so the merge/mix drama is maximized, but this is just stupid.
What the fuck was this shit?
I desperately want to see someone perform a hate crime on Colton. I can't believe you have a group of burly men bowing before him. That one dude with the big chin looked like he was fanning him with feathers.
If you're not going to vote him out, stage an accident at the next challenge so he's forced to go home like everyone in Fans vs. Favorites.
I desperately want to see someone perform a hate crime on Colton. I can't believe you have a group of burly men bowing before him. That one dude with the big chin looked like he was fanning him with feathers.
If you're not going to vote him out, stage an accident at the next challenge so he's forced to go home like everyone in Fans vs. Favorites.
Holy shit, I just watched this...
This has to be the first time someone was voted out literally because of their race, right? Even that stupid splitting up into white, black, Hispanic, and Asian tribes wasn't like this.
A gay dude just got a bunch of people he doesn't even want to associate with because they're male, to vote out the one he hates the most because he's black, and everyone went along with it... when they had immunity and didn't have to vote anyone out. This is the most mind-blowing moment in Survivor history.
Is Colton the most bigoted person ever on this show? He hates the men because they're men and apparently being gay means he can only stand to be around women, he hates Bill because he's black or a stand up comedian or both, he calls Lief munchkin and wants to send him back to Oz, and he's totally open about all of it, starting from the minute they separated the tribes and he tried to go over to the women... this rich white Alabaman dude is trying to single-handedly set back gay people by like 20 years.
The only person left I don't hate is Christina. If you put a gun to my head and I had to pick a guy, Jay is the least offensive...
Edit: just watched Bill's final comment at the end, what a class act, I would not have handled that nearly as well...
This has to be the first time someone was voted out literally because of their race, right? Even that stupid splitting up into white, black, Hispanic, and Asian tribes wasn't like this.
A gay dude just got a bunch of people he doesn't even want to associate with because they're male, to vote out the one he hates the most because he's black, and everyone went along with it... when they had immunity and didn't have to vote anyone out. This is the most mind-blowing moment in Survivor history.
Is Colton the most bigoted person ever on this show? He hates the men because they're men and apparently being gay means he can only stand to be around women, he hates Bill because he's black or a stand up comedian or both, he calls Lief munchkin and wants to send him back to Oz, and he's totally open about all of it, starting from the minute they separated the tribes and he tried to go over to the women... this rich white Alabaman dude is trying to single-handedly set back gay people by like 20 years.
The only person left I don't hate is Christina. If you put a gun to my head and I had to pick a guy, Jay is the least offensive...
Edit: just watched Bill's final comment at the end, what a class act, I would not have handled that nearly as well...
Pachterballs
Banned
OMFG @ the latest episode.
I am speechless.
OMFG
OMFG @ the stupidity
OMFG @ colton
HOLYSHIT
I am ... shocked.
I am speechless.
OMFG
OMFG @ the stupidity
OMFG @ colton
HOLYSHIT
I am ... shocked.
Razgriz-Specter
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Was about to take offense to the Alabama part, looked it up and damn. Wow live up the stereotype man, pure ahole.
Yeah, no offense to Alabama intended, just stating the facts... It's pretty clear that growing up gay in a town of three thousand in Alabama Colton's defense mechanism is to attack others based on their differences.
I don't read survivor sites but now I'm curious what internet sleuths have dug up on this guy...
Pachterballs
Banned
"my housekeeper?" LOLOLOLOLolololololololololol
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Colton-Cumbie/122150541239307?sk=wall
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Colton-Cumbie/122150541239307?sk=wall
Razgriz-Specter
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Its ok lol I was like "just because he is republican and racist.. Alabama!!" then I looked it up and actually facepalmed lol.
Almost seems like a cartoon character but he is so hateful,racist,etc
ThirstyFly
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If they decide to groom Colton as the next super villain and over use him like they did with Russel, I'm out for good.
Colton's disgusting display of intolerance is sickening and watching an entire team of grown men cowering under his iron fist is pathetic. Watching idiots scramble around on this show used to be fun, now it's just frustrating because they're being manipulated by such a transparent monster.
Colton's disgusting display of intolerance is sickening and watching an entire team of grown men cowering under his iron fist is pathetic. Watching idiots scramble around on this show used to be fun, now it's just frustrating because they're being manipulated by such a transparent monster.
Razgriz-Specter
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I agree good villains are 'love to hate them' Colton is just a terrible person somehow controlling everyone.
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