NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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They're secretly working on a genetic cloning facility in an attempt to combine Dan Marino's arm and talent with Bob Griese's mobility to make the perfect QB.

They're not going to sign a QB until that experiment is done.

:jnc oh how I wish this was true!
 
They're secretly working on a genetic cloning facility in an attempt to combine Dan Marino's arm and talent with Bob Griese's mobility to make the perfect QB.

They're not going to sign a QB until that experiment is done.
Where's Bob Griese's fumbling ability?
 
We took my daughter to the zoo the first time at 5 months. Obviously, she got nothing out of it. However, since then we've been a bunch and by the time she was able to walk (so 8 months or so) she has loved it.

Baylor, Mizzou, Syracuse, North Carolina

Who you guys got?

Cool. My kids can walk but they are too naughty (they can make any room into a disaster in less than 5 min) to let walk around the zoo. It will be stroller time there. I am going to take them to Philly soon.
 
Damn former Rams FB Mike Karney not holding back on shitty Rams linemen

On recently cut C Jason Brown:

know he's had some off the field emotions(family)but he's not as talented or as smart as a center should b just a backup now IMO

not talented or agile enough to play guard, not a mauler type needs to be that to play guard

--yes same goes for Jason smith

https://twitter.com/Karney44
 
If Manning doesn't sign with Miami then this is officially the worst off season ever.

Hurry up and sign Manning!
So we could get on with the draft and take Tannehill <_<
 
So wtf is Miami doing? If they miss out on Manning, just what are they doing?

I don't think they would have shipped out Marshall if something wasn't in the works when it comes to free agency. Well, unless the Phin's management is r-worded. In that case they should get a pat on the back for a job well done.
 
I don't think they would have shipped out Marshall if something wasn't in the works when it comes to free agency. Well, unless the Phin management is r-worded. In that case they should get a pat on the back for a job well done.

I heard the Marshall deal was setup around the Senior Bowl. It's been in the works for awhile now.
 
Falcons are wheelin' and dealin' today, gentlemen!

They sure are.

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Sports Radio in Denver is reporting that a deal with Manning is all but done and he will sign tomorrow or Thursday.
 
FUCK the shiity fucking Dolphins is this trade means no Manning. Two threes, wow!!! Cant wait to see the scrubs you draft with those picks. Stupid fucking incompetent front office. Manning didn't even respect us enough to visit us, we had to crawl to him. FUCK THIS TEAM.

I know. This season is going to suck. Join the party. I need a drinking buddy.
 
@abrandt As I thought, Bucs "pay as you go" with VJax. $13M cash and Cap in 2012; same in 2013. No future proration, no future Cap hit. Smart.

Every team should do this, and it's always been so weird that they don't. Front-load contract and guarantee a couple of years, then have the ability to cut or trade w/ no proration hit
 
Food for thought. First 12 career starts for four recent QBs:

A:
172 cmps/340 att 50.6% 16 TDs, 12 INTs, 2177 YDs, 71.9 QB rating

B:
180 cmps/342 att 52.6% 10 TDs, 9 INTs, 1848 YDs, 67.2 QB rating

C:
250 cmps/449 att 55.7% 19 TDs, 23 INTs, 2810 YDs, 67.3 QB rating

D:
235 cmps/394 att 59.6% 12 TDs, 12 INTs, 2560 YDs, 76.3 QB rating

Two of these guys are Super Bowl winners and consensus elite QBs. The other two... aren't.
 
Who the fuck cares about the first 12 starts?

@HeathEvans I cant keep this acct as I have used it as a tool to have adulterous relations w/ other women. Sincerely Heath Evans

:JNC! Heath's wife must have gotten his password.
 
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