NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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Rams take CB-Janoris Jenkins Really wanted Sanu. I think the Rams come away with two WR in their first 3 choices, but our mock didn't work out that way. Fisher coached Haynesworth and Pacman Jones. He couldn't care less about bad character guys. Started as a true fresman, and was first team all-SEC in 2010. Can return kicks which the Rams desperately need.
 
squicken said:
Rams take CB-Janoris Jenkins Really wanted Sanu. I think the Rams come away with two WR in their first 3 choices, but our mock didn't work out that way. Fisher coached Haynesworth and Pacman Jones. He couldn't care less about bad character guys. Started as a true fresman, and was first team all-SEC in 2010. Can return kicks which the Rams desperately need.
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There are two Janoris Jenkins available this year!?
 
LJ11 said:
I like Zeitler a lot, same with Konz. I doubt Zeitler falls too far in the 2nd, you never know though. Guy is a bruiser, may slide for a whatever reason, he's going to be productive.

The one guy I think the Giants are taking is Lavonte David, it's going to happen just to piss me off. At this point you can't convince me that there's a better LB, if he were bigger there'd be no questions.

Last week some pseudo scout was talking about David's elite read react and range, I then posed the question, is he better than Kuechly? No, Luke's already elite, David has size issues. That was his knock, size.

Lavonte's played against tougher comp, with good production. I think he's one of the best players in the draft, I can go on and on. If he doesn't make the All-Pro team in 3 years, then I'll never comment again about anyone.

Edit: I'll never be able to articulate how much I like him. I'd take him in the first, I'd take him in the top 20, do whatever you can, draft LAVONTE DAVID.
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I like him a lot too. Helps that he was a guy that I got to see quite a bit during the season, he seems to have great instincts.

I really hope the Seahawks can take him in the second since we are lacking at LB right now, but he may not last that long.
 
squicken said:
Rams take CB-Janoris Jenkins Really wanted Sanu. I think the Rams come away with two WR in their first 3 choices, but our mock didn't work out that way. Fisher coached Haynesworth and Pacman Jones. He couldn't care less about bad character guys. Started as a true fresman, and was first team all-SEC in 2010. Can return kicks which the Rams desperately need.
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You Britta'd it.
Some people will get that, the rest of you are Streets Behind.
 
eznark said:
Holy crap. Well, even if there are, I already drafted this particular Janoris for the Bengals.
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Damnit. I looked over and over at that damn list. I really have idea on who any of these guys are. I'll go with Branch. Rams need a DE too. Hell, they need everything
 
Plinko said:
Also, Tulloch's deal is worth $25 million and only $11 million guaranteed, not a bad deal at all. That's an amazing deal for the captain of the defense. Not sure what Doorman's issue is.
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goldlion054 said:
Man, I still find it hard to believe any Detroit fan is down on Tulloch. He is truly a fantastic MLB and we're lucky to have him. We could still be starting Paris Lennon! And thank goodness Wright is gone. I can't believe he got paid that much money to let passes by for TB. Maybe Schiano is into losing?
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I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say that I'm "down" on Tulloch, I'm just not getting ready to throw confetti at the parade at the thought that he's here for the next five years. Maybe it's unrealistic for me to say that I wanted to upgrade that position group, or I was so accustomed to thinking that he would be gone. I guess now I just have to put my focus on finding somebody to push Levy and Durant. I don't think the starters on the D-line are going anywhere, and now neither are Tulloch, Houston, or Delmas. Tulloch's a fine player, but in my best-case scenario I would have looked for a MLB in the first round of the draft and add a young potential star to back up Suh and Fairley.

BY THE WAY Goldlion: Thanks for the Delorean mention the other night! I started wandering through a few of their songs on youtube and I like what I've heard so far.
 
Oh, it's time for the Rams to pick. Guess I should do that now for the first time.

DE Andre Branch - The Jaguars Rams, The Rams, are still in search of a pass rush. Long is likely gone after this year. Making elite money but only somewhat disruptive after move to LDE
 
squicken said:
Oh, it's time for the Rams to pick. Guess I should do that now for the first time.

DE Andre Branch - The Jaguars Rams, The Rams, are still in search of a pass rush. Long is likely gone after this year. Making elite money but only somewhat disruptive after move to LDE
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What?

You really think he's leaving, have the Rams even tried to extend his contract?
 
Squall ASF said:
What did you search? Gillian Jacobs has a link for some lesbian scene with Allison Brie so if that's how I follow but otherwise, impressive fu.



Had to search her too haha
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snes posted a tittylicious pic of allison brie earlier in irc and the the face of the gif and avy seemed similar, so i did a google search.
 
Alligatorjandro said:
wtf is a waifu
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This
Waifu
A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.

A spin-off term "Husbando" followed for Fujioshi who feel similarly towards male characters.
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I like this definition better:

Waifu
Japanese for "wife". Outside of Japan, it is seldom used by anyone but weeaboos to display their unhealthy attraction for fictional anime characters.
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