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[Solo]

All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

Box-stretched, but that's how it goes
The "best team in 40 years" fucking blows
Maybe it's not too late
For Cindy and Mario
To finally copulate

Malkin unable to bring it
Art Ross went to his head
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

Let's Go!

I've laughed at Tabris
I've baited Alu
I've watched all the Bettman's
Who bend their own rules
One Shanahan conditioned to fuck up the game
The league sells it and the fans feel the shame

Fleury's still a porous sieve
Should have dressed a bag of pucks instead
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

I know that things are going wrong for Pens fans
You gotta listen to my trolls
Yeah

First round fodder
That's what you've become
No Cup this season, your team is done
Box-stretched, I just have to say
I love when the Pens play golf in May

Cindy's pride not healing
Too many shots to the head
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

 

[Plinko]

Croz a -3. Way to show up big guy.

Get him another commercial! League poster boy!

By the way, thanks for passing on Jagr in the offseason, Ken Holland. Genius move.

 

[yankeehater]

Thank you so much Mario for trying to save a million bucks and letting the Flyers get Jagr.

 

[Alucard]

LOL. Pens stream showing the musicians scene from Titanic as the ship is sinking. Loving it.

 

[littleworm]

Good job Flyers, now lets go Caps !

 

[Acid08]

ohshit.jpeg

Sorry purg3, kassatsu, and Alucard. Come hang out on the golf course.

 

[th3dude]

LOL. Pens stream showing the musicians scene from Titanic as the ship is sinking. Loving it.

Lolol

 

[C Jones]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=455483&page=10

Thank you sir.

Damn it Solo, the body is still warm and you're already in here.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'm ecstatic right now. ONTO THE MAIN EVENT

 

[~Kinggi~]

Now for the awesome Caps Bruins match. I want caps to win cause i like Holtby now.


I figure if my blessed Rangers end up losing ill be following Caps and maybe Senators the way through. Bruins too if they win, since Thomas is pretty good. I tend to follow goalies.

 

[Slurmer]

 

[LJ11]

Thank you so much Mario for trying to save a million bucks and letting the Flyers get Jagr.

I seem to recall that you didn't want anything to do with Jagr.

 

[Revenant]

All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

Box-stretched, but that's how it goes
The "best team in 40 years" fucking blows
Maybe it's not too late
For Cindy and Mario
To finally copulate

Malkin unable to bring it
Art Ross went to his head
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

Let's Go!

I've laughed at Tabris
I've baited Alu
I've watched all the Bettman's
Who bend their own rules
One Shanahan conditioned to fuck up the game
The league sells it and the fans feel the shame

Fleury's still a porous sieve
Should have dressed a bag of pucks instead
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

I know that things are going wrong for Pens fans
You gotta listen to my trolls
Yeah

First round fodder
That's what you've become
No Cup this season, your team is done
Box-stretched, I just have to say
I love when the Pens play golf in May

Cindy's pride not healing
Too many shots to the head
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!
They're going off the rails to the off-season thread!

 

[Canuck76]

Nucks are my only hope for a 7 game upset.

 

[Plinko]

That song was brilliant, Solo.

*Applauds*

 

[Square Triangle]

No Pens, No Sharks and No Red Wings. Wow

 

[Ether_Snake]

Go Caps!

Who will the Flyers play against?

 

[yankeehater]

I seem to recall that you didn't want anything to do with Jagr.

Then your memory is very faulty. I argued with BWG about how I liked the signing.

 

[Seda]

Go Caps!

 

[kassatsu]

Best of luck in the next round flyers-gaf, you will need it.

 

[Plinko]

No Pens, No Sharks and No Red Wings. Wow

At least Chicago and Rangers are still in for ratings sake.

 

[Alucard]

It was a good season with a tragic ending. Lots of questions that will need to be answered for next season.

Positives:
Malkin Art Ross + 50 goals
James Neal 40 goals
Dupuis' points streak
Crosby's comeback game and PPG
Cooke changing his style and getting a career high in goals
Staal looking better than ever
Letang looking like money for the first half of the year
Some amazing games (St. Louis comes to mind)
Tons of resiliency shown when dealing with injuries

Negatives:
Concussions suck, man
Fleury shitting the bed in the playoffs
The defense forgetting how to play defense once Crosby came back
Game 3 was shameful
Paul Martin is not worth $5 million
Losing to the Islanders two games in a row to force the Pens to play Philly in round 1

Overall, an exciting year as a fan. Hoping for a better outcome next season.

Let's go Pens.

 

[cube444]

Go Caps!

Who will the Flyers play against?

Still way too early to know.

 

[Cat Party]

Gonna be such a weird second round with so many powerhouse teams disposed of, and disposed of so easily. Or former powerhouse teams, depending on how you look at it.

The Rangers are the only team facing elimination that I see pulling their series out at this point.

 

[MetatronM]

I'm kind of torn on this Caps-Bruins series. On the one hand, I'd like to see the Bruins eliminated. On the other hand, if the Rangers can pull out their series in 7, I don't really want to just immediately run smack into a hot Holtby. It's...a conundrum.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Gonna be such a weird second round with so many powerhouse teams disposed of, and disposed of so easily. Or former powerhouse teams, depending on how you look at it.

The Rangers are the only team facing elimination that I see pulling their series out at this point.

Fucking Anderson

 

[t0mp]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLURMER PIC ALL OVER THE PLACE


EDIT: LETS GO CAPS!!

edit2: and just to call it even, fuck you alucard!

 

[yankeehater]

Go Caps and go Sens. I cant believe the 2 teams the Flyers cant beat might both go out in the 1st round.

 

[MPW]

redwings and pens out in first round? is this real life?

 

[3N16MA]

Pens showed some life in this series but you can't advance with those holes in defense, PK, and in net. All areas that were strong for the Pens this season and fell apart at the end. Hope this team is fully healthy for next season.

Now it's time to turn my full attention to MLB, NBA, and the NFL draft.

Best of luck in the next round flyers-gaf, you will need it.

Not if the Sens, Caps, and Panthers advance. I see the Flyers beating all those teams.

 

[Curufinwe]

When they got beat by that ridiculous, embarrassing 10-3 score in game 3 I decided to stop reading or watching anything about the series until it was over one way or another. The sense of relief at not getting beaten for the third time in five years by Crosby and the Penguins is really overwhelming. All of you Pens and Flyers fans who watched every minute of the series deserve a medal. My stomach just couldn't take that much pressure.

 

[vatstep]

I'm kind of torn on this Caps-Bruins series. On the one hand, I'd like to see the Bruins eliminated. On the other hand, if the Rangers can pull out their series in 7, I don't really want to just immediately run smack into a hot Holtby. It's...a conundrum.

Holtby has been great, but he's not Ken Dryden; the Bruins are killing themselves by not generating NEARLY enough decent chances. Holtby will probably look less spectacular next round if they advance (unless the Caps play an equally offensively-challenged team).

 

[gcubed]

Go Caps and go Sens. I cant believe the 2 teams the Flyers cant beat might both go out in the 1st round.

I'll get excited if the Rangers lose.

 

[opticalmace]

Holy shit Solo, I played crazy train in the background while reading that and I fucking lol'd.

amazing.

 

[Wingfan19]

To make this day complete I need a Caps and Kings win! C'mon dooooo it!!!!!

 

[yankeehater]

Panthers Caps and Flyers Sens would be amazing series next round. I am most afraid out of the Sens from those 4 teams. They have so much heart, a great goalie, and so much young talent. I think that would be a 7 game war.

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm still giving Holtby the credit he deserves. He has been fantastic. Our offense just hasn't been inspiring.

 

[ShaneB]

Panthers Caps and Flyers Sens would be amazing series next round. I am most afraid out of the Sens from those 4 teams. They have so much heart, a great goalie, and so much young talent. I think that would be a 7 game war.

The east is shaping up to be a lot of fun to watch progress with these potential upsets, whereas the west might end up being a total bore.

 

[Alucard]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLURMER PIC ALL OVER THE PLACE


EDIT: LETS GO CAPS!!

edit2: and just to call it even, fuck you alucard!

Hey man, I attacked your team, and not Philly-GAF. You guys are cool in my book.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Good series, Flyers. You guys definitely outplayed us.

 

[cube444]

Pens showed some life in this series but you can't advance with those holes in defense, PK, and in net. All areas that were strong for the Pens this season and fell apart at the end. Hope this team is fully healthy for next season.

Don't worry. Paul Martin will be there for game 1 of the season.

 

[Wingfan19]

Why Capitals using GI Joe sound track???

 

[yankeehater]

The east is shaping up to be a lot of fun to watch progress with these potential upsets, whereas the west might end up being a total bore.

Yeah if the Kings advance I think the Preds take the west without breaking a sweat. East is going to be crazy tough for any team to come out of. All the teams are pretty close. Even the Rangers and Bruins played low scoring though defense games, so they will beat the Flyers but it would be a bunch of close games.

 

[Curufinwe]

Panthers Caps and Flyers Sens would be amazing series next round. I am most afraid out of the Sens from those 4 teams. They have so much heart, a great goalie, and so much young talent. I think that would be a 7 game war.

Won't the Panthers play the Senators since they would be the top seed left?

 

[3N16MA]

Don't worry. Paul Martin will be there for game 1 of the season.

Well now they're going 82-0-0.

 

[vatstep]

Thornton out, whaaat

I guess it makes sense to get Caron in, but I don't know...

 

[yankeehater]

Won't the Panthers play the Senators since they would be the top seed left?

Oh I thought they said on the radio yesterday that Flyers would get Sens next round. I didnt even check the seeds. I would much rather have the Caps if that is the way it goes.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Would be pretty crazy if it was a triple elimination today.

 

[t0mp]

Don't worry. Paul Martin will be there for game 1 of the season.

LOL!!!!! my man!

@alucard, I know, I just take offense to it all, and I let it go and tried to be the better man but... I'm not :/

here's a big fuck you list:
1. fuck you james neal you dirty fuck
2. fuck you malkin, you were shut down by a 19 yr old kid, how's it feel you ugly dog
3. fuck you cindy, how'd that hit feel in the beginning of the game?
4. fuck you mario you piece


LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[gcubed]

Such anger