• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Marvel's The Avengers |OT| (Dir. Joss Whedon) [Spoilers unmarked]

Status
Not open for further replies.
7fr0J.png


#truth

Haha Didn't get any of that. The funniest bit for us was when they first show Steve Rogers and the punching bag we hear a little kid go "It's Iron Man!"
 
Haha Didn't get any of that. The funniest bit for us was when they first show Steve Rogers and the punching bag we hear a little kid go "It's Iron Man!"

There was a little girl behind me and my group while waiting in line. When she walked past one of the posters she grabbed her dads sleeve and pointed at Sam Jackson, "Thats Nick Fury! He's the leader for them all!". We nearly died from the cuteness.

The kids in that theater were totally jacked up on sugar and superhero hype. It was pretty awesome.
 
All my friends looked to me for an answer because I know the most about comics among my group of friends, and I was like, "I dunno, kinda looked like a Skrull?"

The dude in front of us turned around and was all, "Uh, no, it's not even the same color as a Skrull. It's Thanos."

I wish I had ANYONE to share the moment with me.
I saw the movie in Korea...
I purposefully stayed away from teasers and rumors so when I saw Thanos, my mind was blown!! I was going all "OMG!!!!!! THAT"S THANOS!! OMG!!! OMGOMGOMG!!"
No one else in the theatre had any clue who that was so they were looking at me all perplexed.
 
All my friends looked to me for an answer because I know the most about comics among my group of friends, and I was like, "I dunno, kinda looked like a Skrull?"

The dude in front of us turned around and was all, "Uh, no, it's not even the same color as a Skrull. It's Thanos."

I watched the movie with my brother. Almost crushed his knee (that's just something we do when something shocking/awesome happens) when Thanos appeared. He had no idea what was going on :lol
 
I watched the movie with my brother. Almost crushed his knee (that's just something we do when something shocking/awesome happens) when Thanos appeared. He had no idea what was going on :lol

Just imagine the confusion if/when Darkseid appears during the MoS credit scene. Hell, I'd take Brainiac, just someone who can actually challenge Supes and isn't Zod.
 
I just realized.... is this the first time in history that Hulk is on the big screen and NOT wearing purple pants of any kind? That must've been the secret all along. Those fucking cursed purple pants.
 
I just realized.... is this the first time in history that Hulk is on the big screen and NOT wearing purple pants of any kind? That must've been the secret all along. Those fucking cursed purple pants.

I don't get the science of his pants. When he hulks out, shouldn't technically his Banner pants got ripped to shreds? What kind of pants resizes itself conveniently to its owner's size, especially one as big as Hulk? Or am I thinking about this too much?
 
I just realized.... is this the first time in history that Hulk is on the big screen and NOT wearing purple pants of any kind? That must've been the secret all along. Those fucking cursed purple pants.

Uhh.. he wasn't? What was he wearing?

Now I'm picturing him naked in my mind.
 
I don't get the science of his pants. When he hulks out, shouldn't technically his Banner pants got ripped to shreds? What kind of pants resizes itself conveniently to its owner's size, especially one as big as Hulk? Or am I thinking about this too much?

I'm pretty sure they addressed this in one of the previous movies, I think the Ang Lee one. They showed him wearing some oversized stretchy pants under his jeans. I think they specifically pointed out that purple was the only color he could fine... hence the purple pants.
 
I don't get the science of his pants. When he hulks out, shouldn't technically his Banner pants got ripped to shreds? What kind of pants resizes itself conveniently to its owner's size, especially one as big as Hulk? Or am I thinking about this too much?

It's one of those things, such as Clark Kent, that you just accept. In The Incredibly Hulk they specifically say he buys really stretchy jeans, but good look finding any that can do what his do!

And people, I don't see what's wrong with swooning over the godly and superhuman bodies of Thor and Cap, especially seeing the constant mention of ScarJo ass! I think we all agree Avengers' meetings should be done in a spa with no clothes worth mentioning.
 
Uh... Incredible Hulk? Betty bought him a pair though :lol
Oh right, supposedly they're just jeans but it they managed to give it a purple hue regardless;
KNDdT.jpg


Bod damn I hated that version of hulk so much..
800%20largeincredible%20hulk%20%20blu-ray7.jpg

such a jackass looking face and plastic body.

Uhh.. he wasn't? What was he wearing?

Now I'm picturing him naked in my mind.
avengers-jeremy-renner-mark-ruffalo-hawkeye-the-hulk.jpg


I'm pretty sure they addressed this in one of the previous movies, I think the Ang Lee one. They showed him wearing some oversized stretchy pants under his jeans. I think they specifically pointed out that purple was the only color he could fine... hence the purple pants.
But the last Hulk and the one in Avengers is wearing his normal jeans, so that gets ruled out.

Though to be fair, when Banner crashed in the warehouse naked, the old man gives him a pair of blue jeans that seem a bit baggy on him, so it sort of works out in that case.
 
While not bright purple in The Avengers, they certainly are a shade of purple.
Not really (you really see that as purple? lol), that's when he transforms the first time while wearing regular work clothes; those are just normal brown khaki's. I see no purple in that (like in TIH).
 
There is so much truth to this. My girlfriend doesn't really care about comics or comic book movies but she will see them with me. She got such a crush on Thor / Chris after seeing it she was like a schoolgirl.

That is something I loved about Thor with Natalie Portman. Parts of the movie where she was giggling like a lil girl when Hemsworth would talk to her or kiss her hand. Even in interviews Portman seemed like a giggly girl whenever Hemsworth was with her.

The power of the God of Thunder.
 
There is so much truth to this. My girlfriend doesn't really care about comics or comic book movies but she will see them with me. She got such a crush on Thor / Chris after seeing it she was like a schoolgirl.

I finally saw this last night, was trying to be a good girlfriend and let him see his Super Heros movie, Thor definatly helped in getting me there.
 
Am I the only one who was interested in seeing Ruffalo? :p
Actually I initially agreed to seeing this just for the Hulk because I grew up watching the show with my dad. He wasent in it as much as I'd hoped but then I guess the movie couldnt have been very long if he was just Hulking it up the whole time.
 
Might see this a second time tonight.
Same here, 3D though.

I finally saw this last night, was trying to be a good girlfriend and let him see his Super Heros movie, Thor definatly helped in getting me there.
Yeah, Thor seems to be popular among the girls (esp. with the teens). Even before Avengers, I remember someone posting this meme on FB and all the comments were along the lines of "THORR!!<333" :lol

thorsday.jpg
 
Chris Hemsworth's body is amazing. When I first saw Thor and he walked out without his shirt, you could hear the shocked gasps from the audience.
 
And people, I don't see what's wrong with swooning over the godly and superhuman bodies of Thor and Cap, especially seeing the constant mention of ScarJo ass! I think we all agree Avengers' meetings should be done in a spa with no clothes worth mentioning.

You are very right. I do wish we had some extra female ass though. I love ScarJo's, don't get me wrong, but some more ass would be awesome.
 
Same here, 3D though.


Yeah, Thor seems to be popular among the girls (esp. with the teens). Even before Avengers, I remember someone posting this meme on FB and all the comments were along the lines of "THORR!!<333" :lol

thorsday.jpg
Well, have you seen the guy? I mean damn. There hasn't been a more generally agreed hot guy among my friends (and who am I kidding, myself) since Brad Pitt as Achilles. Thor lacks a naked, sweaty scene but I'm not losing out hope.

Chris Evans seems to be more popular among teens, though.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom