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Who would win in a fight? Batman or Ironman?
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Manmademan
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Batman is horrendously mentally unbalanced.
Iron Man is having a lot more fun being a genius billionaire philanthropist playboy superhero
Razgriz-Specter
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seriously though she does have some that look alright.
But Iron Man can fly around the world and stuff. Batman can just glide. (well at least the Nolan Batman)
Well I was a little unfair. The only time I've actually seen her was in some of the DC animated movies.
Gotta say Stark's life would be much cooler. He has all the same financial benefits that BW has, gets pretty much any woman he wants, and has amazing toys to play with. Starks toys are cooler than BWs toys tbh. Plus he can fly.
well if you put it that way..yeah I'd rather be Tony Stark.
God, I wish I was Tony Stark..
MisterHero
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What if Batman traps Iron Man in a featureless sphere shaped room filled with water and with blinking lights from all sides
Iron Man wouldn't know which way was up and where to fly, he'd be immobilized
Batman, dressed in rainbow colors is camouflaged against the blinking lights and sneaks up on Iron Man and throws a pie in Iron Man's face
So Iron Man is now immoble and can't see
Next Batman puts C4 on Iron Man's repulsor ports, and Iron Man's hands and feet blow up when he tries to fire his weapons
and then some other stuff happens
Batman would win
Razgriz-Specter
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Batwing
True story Tony bangs chicks on Jupiter.
Manmademan
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Depends what flavor pie.
Iron man has countermeasures against apple, blueberry, rhubarb, cherry, and boysenberry
I see your batwing, and raise you interstellar quinjets, and space stations throughout the solar system.
Stark just has better toys, my man
All dat in that little utility belt? Lol
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Tony Stark is currently my favorite super-hero alter ego, and a large part of that is that he's a genius billionaire superhero engineer, the last of which I identify with.
ElectricBlue187
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Iron Man's fighting capabilities far surpass Batman's how is this even a question.
But that's more like a private jet/helicopter. Not as handy as some flying body armor.
It must be annoying being Batman during the actual super hero parts of your life. You have to be totally on point the entirety of the time or else some random mook will ruin your day with a revolver while you are out on patrol.
Tony can probably just go on mental (or literal) auto pilot half the time and not have to worry.
Tony can probably just go on mental (or literal) auto pilot half the time and not have to worry.
Razgriz-Specter
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Is Tony's identity public right now in the comics?
Winnie the Pimp
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how do you throw a pie at someone under water?
Manmademan
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As you can see, Batman is already prepared for this very contingency.
I must admit, it's pretty hard to hate on gay pride batman
yup. That's the thing- Tony Stark is SO BOSS it doesn't matter who knows he's Iron Man. Bruce Wayne? Still hiding his identity like a little bitch.
Advantage: Stark.
edit: even when Iron Man's identity was secret, it was still public knowledge that Iron Man was stark's "bodyguard" and worked exclusively for him. The secret identity was never really all that necessary.
Aaronology
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He might have been referring to the suit and not the jet.
slowly.
BS movie fightscenes don't count(with me). Comic book Thor would wreck Iron Man and turn his suit into a gold and red carrying case for his Hammer. They had to have nerfed him for the movies, if Iron Man was able to house him and kick him through a tree, killing it for no apparent reason.
Now imagine Batman in his puny body armor, and not a god...
Lol.
Plus, Stark Tower > Bat Cave
Slayer-33
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Now imagine Batman in his puny body armor, and not a god...
Batman would dodge that lol...
Honestly batman would win imo...
The second he sees an opening he would disable the Iron man suit.
After 15 long hours in his chemistry lab, Batman found a way.
Well I was talking about Nolan Batman. Don't know much about the other Batmans
Winnie the Pimp
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With his mind, he would spot a flaw that doesn't exist but the power of Batman would place it there!
MisterHero
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The pie has a propeller system under the tin
Razgriz-Specter
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yeah I was referring to the jet.
might just be me being lazy but id rather cruise around in a jet than myself in an armor.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Batman invents an underwater pie, DUH
It would seem more work to fly a jet than just control your own body.
Manmademan
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Tony has both though.
MisterHero
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DonasaurusRex
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well...in a head to head ironman wins. multiple fights later Batman should be able to get em once or twice. but that first time stark is gonna smash him.
airmangataosenai
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Yeah, because he has Kryptonite and knows about the weakness. You could beat Superman too, amazing!
The Batman arguments are always so ridiculous, "He could shoot you in the face with a gun in your sleep" is usually what the strategies his fans consider a victory for him amount to. He's a human with above average strength who's highly intelligent. Theoretically he might be able to devise something to deactivate the suit but.... what's the point of a hypothetical fight then?
Yeah with enough prep time, etc...
Prep time = when he starts to realize that the sound approaching at high speed is an AC/DC track blasting from Iron Man speakers... then he is kicked in the chest by a flying tank and he dies.
They really are Satch, they really are.
The King of Games dislikes these fanboys
So true.
Ironman is clearly the more fun hero not counting Brave and the Bold Batman.
Oh god Nolan Batman....
waah waah harvey dent waah waah alfred help I got set on fire by scarecrow waaaaaaaaah.
Manmademan
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Even THEN that's a stretch. Iron man has so many armors that Batman would think he's fighting a totally different dude every time.
he manages to defeat one: whoops, it's a tony stark LMD that explodes and kills him, while stark is at the club getting his swerve on
Winnie the Pimp
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exactly Tony's life is so decadent if he really wants to he can actually fly around in his suit INSIDE his own jet!
Now imagine Batman in his puny body armor, and not a god...
My biggest problem with the film was the inaccuracies in this scene.
Winnie the Pimp
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why would he have above average strength though? I mean do you mean above average like a bodybuilder compared to regular humans or something stronger than that?
Razgriz-Specter
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id be a terrible batman. have some cupholders and enjoy the flight.
Manmademan
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Thor is actually lying there. He had a substantial power up after coming back from the dead, and said so while fighting Bor (his grandfather).
Movie Thor should be waaaaaaaaaay weaker.
That being said, thor has traditionally manhandled iron man at will, though not THAT badly.
Batman is at the "peak of human conditioning" so roughly at a physical level superior to any bodybuilder or olympic athlete. He lifts (presses) around 1000 pounds. Most street level heroes are around this, though Captain America is better, thanks to that serum.
In the movie it seemed like Thor was not giving it all... but when he got pissed he crunched IM wrists without a sweat and headbutted him away. Thor still wins.
TheKaeptain
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So Barry isn't the Flash again? When did this happen I am like two issues behind.
MisterHero
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Batman's physicality is often described as that he could gold medal in every Olympic event if he tried
okay I exaggerated a tiny bit. "Olympian-level" is right though
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