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I'll give you one American Dollar to write 'Zeppu <3' in that space, blamespace.

Two Canadian dollars for 'I wish I were drunk with Zeppu'.
 
It does, doesn't it. I couldn't wait and that's what I poured myself anyway.

What are you having?

Also, I'm cool for $2 for the adspace.
 
Daven, Madonna in that Hung Up vid is fucking delicious.

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I just wanna lick Madonna's asshole, with some of the hair bristling on my tongue while fingering her pussy from behind. I want her vaginal juice all over my fingers, then smearing it on her tits then lick em off while getting off by rubbing my cock to her thighs.
 
I finally broke my chair today. I was asking for it, I lean back on it all of the time and it's made from really cheap plastic and pleather. Well it only lasted me 4 years. Cheers to you, chair ol' boy!
 
How do I drink in a wedding with no alcohol?

The hypocrisy is at least half the people there would be drinking if there wasn't cultural/religious pressure not to.
 
Thought you'd understand regarding "Hung Up". Best song.

Really digging some of the new shit on the work playlist. We're talking Butterfly-era Mariah here. Lot I bad stuff still though.
 
Went to my corner bodega to get some beer (where I always get my beer). The guy at the counter knows, and he was like "man... it's Wednesday afternoon..." lol.
 
Yeah, I'm so doing that if it works. Just fill a ziplock full of vodka gummies before you go out and you're all set for a night of indiscriminate boozing.
 
That pic, if you completely submerged the bears that'd be a shitload of alcohol and they probably wouldn't absorb them all. Want to try with Swedish Fish but I doubt they'd absorb like Gummi Bears do to soild exterior. Please update ASAP.

Hung Up is playing as I walk in.

"If I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop."
 
Okay I'm having the Gummy bears now. They still taste mostly like gummy bears but you can taste the vodka in them.

I drained the excess vodka into a glass, and just that on its own is delicious. I added a couple of ice and some tonic to dilute it a bit, so now I have Vodka Gummy Bears and Gummy Bears Vodka.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED A++++ WOULD DO AGAIN.
 
Okay I'm having the Gummy bears now. They still taste mostly like gummy bears but you can taste the vodka in them.

I drained the excess vodka into a glass, and just that on its own is delicious. I added a couple of ice and some tonic to dilute it a bit, so now I have Vodka Gummy Bears and Gummy Bears Vodka.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED A++++ WOULD DO AGAIN.

Yep, this is happening this weekend.
 
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