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if you're arguing with anyone about driving/parking for more than a moment, you're a LLF.

I'm drinking tonight. Thinking politics and kinda depressed about how shitty Nintendo turned out to be.
 
Sounds like a dick. You should have run him over. He wouldn't be acting so bold while your front tires are rolling over his skull.
 
PantherLotus said:
if you're arguing with anyone about driving/parking for more than a moment, you're a LLF.
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Yeah I feel like ignoring bros like that just pisses them off more.

Snuggler said:
Sounds like a dick. You should have run him over. He wouldn't be acting so bold while your front tires are rolling over his skull.
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He was in his own car unfortunately and I ain't driving Bigfoot. I didn't endanger anyone with my speeding past him, just wanted to let him know I wasn't amused! Keeping a man from getting his drink on ain't cool.
 
Take a sleeping pill, strap on your ipod and drift off feeling good. That's the best way to wind down. It's about time for me to crash, better pop them meds.
 
I wake up sober and fresh (Did not drink last night), Take my morning piss.

My morning piss is all dehydrated yellow looking, So i just drunk a big glass of water, As soon as i piss out this water i will drink a beer.

The first beer of many for me.
 
Kentpaul said:
I wake up sober and fresh (Did not drink last night), Take my morning piss.

My morning piss is all dehydrated yellow looking, So i just drunk a big glass of water, As soon as i piss out this water i will drink a beer.

The first beer of many for me.
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beer = water since over %90 of it is. I'm no scientist, but is sounds right, so fuck it!

P.S. I used to be against the saying that paying for beer is just paying for piss, but after being introduced to rum from a hot germain girl, I am a pirate now! Fuck it; get the same results with a fraction of the amount; go with hard liqure....again, I am no scientist and I am in no condition to give advice at this particular moment, so please don't read into this.


P.P.S. I am scared of kids due to the butterfly effect.
 
I'm in the city of fucking angels and no 24 hour food delivery exists? I just googled yelp and woke up a random dude at 2:30 AM asking if he delivers to my location and he said he wasn't a resturant...talk about awekword. I appologized for disturbing him (seriously, who even fucking picks up the phone this late? My phone is on silent starting at 8 PM). I was so tempted to ask him if he can make beef and broccoli....I didn't.

Okay, so I have minced meat and some plant shit so I am going to go make my own recipe or something. cooking is so much fun (and delicious) when you are wasted. Just hope the fire alarm works.
 
RiverBed said:
beer = water since over %90 of it is. I'm no scientist, but is sounds right, so fuck it!

P.S. I used to be against the saying that paying for beer is just paying for piss, but after being introduced to rum from a hot germain girl, I am a pirate now! Fuck it; get the same results with a fraction of the amount; go with hard liqure....again, I am no scientist and I am in no condition to give advice at this particular moment, so please don't read into this.


P.P.S. I am scared of kids due to the butterfly effect.
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I'm starting with beer just to pace my self. Can't be jumping into the deep end now when i have an entire day of drinking to do.

Whats with beer being gone after a few slugs from the bottle ?

Songs about Booze/drugs.. Link em guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fz2ac4Z0io&list=FLpZ6zSJJ5oImW3lKfKrjSrg&index=12&feature=plpp_video
 
did you just quote yourself?

going skating at 5 in the morning around MacArthur park, LA. if you know anything about LA, you know that's a bad idea. the thing about intoxication is that it waters down your logic.
Hope I don't get stabbed since I am allergic to metal piercing my skin. It;s a fairly common condition.
 
Fuck I took a little to many drink and now I'm pondering on my life, its meaning and my mistakes. Feels bad man. Like really, really bad man.
It's been a while since I felt so bad, nearly suicidal. Maybe I should just stop a have a more healthy lifestyle, I dunno.
 
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Fuck I took a little to many drink and now I'm pondering on my life, its meaning and my mistakes. Feels bad man. Like really, really bad man.
It's been a while since I felt so bad, nearly suicidal. Maybe I should just stop a have a more healthy lifestyle, I dunno.
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Chill out and enjoy the night! Take care of your life tomorrow.
 
Got home today from Uni, which meant I was out with me mates from home tonight. Maaaaaaan I am fucked up, feelin' ill.

I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN' EATEN
I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN' EATEN
I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN' EATEN
I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN' EATEN
 
These Chicken McBites they sell at maccy dees now aren't too bad.

Though I still don't get why almost everything there has to have Mc in the name, I get that's kinda the idea but still.
 
I'm drinking a beer right now. I'm not feeling good. I don't wanna live anymore.
 
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